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HD Porn: I want one!; ...though not for what you think...
Topic Started: Feb 24 2006, 09:23 PM (794 Views)
Belpowerslave
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Is it so wrong to want to see porn film in HD? ;) On that note, is it so wrong to want it more because it's in HD....rather than the actual content?

I don't know why, I just want to see an HD porn...for the HD.

Thinking of, just for kicks, getting this:

http://piratesxxx.com/

It looks so very bad, that it almost might be good...or at least good enough to invite friends over to laugh our way through the film.

Finally, is it wrong to want skeletons in your HD porn? Dammit, I want skeletons in *everything*!!!! ;)

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HD porn?! You really want to see HD razor bumps and ingrown pube hair???
You are a sick man Bel...
PS- the skeleton thing is OK tho'
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I think I'd be more afraid of the bad acting....
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The acting would be the same regardless of whether or not the video would be in High-Def or not. A lot of people look crappier in High-Def, there was an article at MSN about actors and actresses that look worse in High-Def due to acne scars and other imperfections that dont show up on the big screen or regular TV. I remember Brad Pitt and Cameron Diaz both being on that list, apparantly they both have some acne scarring or something. Just more work for film editors I guess, and less and less people will want to be on live HDTV.
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Ah, that's that article I keep trying to find again, the one actually bashing Diaz. I'll keep digging, if you happen to know where it is, please post it!

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This first link is a 2004 best/worst list of HighDef

http://www.tvpredictions.com/thelist.html

This one is a new list for 2005

http://www.tvpredictions.com/fall2005hd092605.html
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Ah, there it is:

"The actress has had a terrible acne problem since high school; her cheeks and forehead are littered with unfortunate pockmarks. Ms. Diaz seems like a different person in HDTV; she looks more like a Charlie than an Angel."

I wonder how the cast of CSI: Miami has been faring due to its HD broadcasts. I'd assume hot-ass Khandi Alexander's(Alex) skin is as flawless as it appears on regular TV. Caruso, being a bit older, probably doesn't do as well...but I haven't heard anything about him looking anything as bad as anyone on the above mentioned lists...;)

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I download the high-def rips from bittorrents, but they've been compressed with divx and i play them back over a composite tv out connection on my video card, so although the picture appears clearer than if I were to watch it on regular TV myself, I can't really say I'm watching them in HDTV. I watch them at a screen resolution of 800x600, and I think the widescreen format that most of these shows are in the avi's i download are 624x352, which comes out to about 16x9. I dont know what the original broadcast resolutions are, and different TV's support different resolutions.

I would imagine that TV episodes go through a similar post production process that movies go through to touch up and edit that stuff out, who knows if the episodes we watch are even shot with digital equipment?

I think the articles describes appearances by stars in live HDTV broadcast events, not movies or regular TV shows.
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Well, I understand that...I've downloaded a few of those bullshit "HDTV LOL" encodes, and thought they probably look better than what you'd see on a regular TV, they're definitely not HD(the encoding, like you said, kills that).

As for shows actually being shot digitally, I am pretty sure CSI Miami is...they made a huge deal about it at one point. Gen has an HD TV, I'm trying to get him to remember to watch it and then post his thoughts. I guess he could also watch Conan O'Brien as that's in HD too(apparently), and that's on every night...

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Mar 1 2006, 10:02 PM
I guess he could also watch Conan O'Brien as that's in HD too(apparently), and that's on every night...

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I don't think he does...he just messes with his hair way too much in any given show for it to be a toupee. You'd assume that if it was, he'd never touch it, in fear it'd actually start to come off, etc.

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CSI: Miami HDTV Quick Report:

Everyone, and everything looked pretty good. The colorful Miami scenery is really helped by the clarity of the HD picture. All of the actors looks pretty good, with only a few sporting any not-so-great complexions(Togo especially). One thing I find funny about HDTV, it makes nearly every guy look like he hasn't fucking shaved in about a day or so....like you could light a match off their faces or something. ;)

One thing I am definitely not digging in HD are the fucking gory-ass injury shots and recreations. Yeesh, you think they're bad in regular res...just wait until you see them in HD. Ugh.

Kind of sucks that the only way you can watch this stuff in HD is to either download an HDTV recording off the net(which lowers the quality a bit) or see it on actual broadcast. The seasons being sold, of course, aren't in HD...and even if they were, you don't have an HD DVD Rom to play them in anyway. Makes you wonder how the movie companies are going to handle the whole HD DVD thing. Be it Blu Ray or HD DVD, we may end up just having to buy our entire libraries over again. :( I can't say I'd purchase *everything* again in the HD format, but for stuff like Blade II, etc. I'd definitely plop down the extra cash...

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Well, as I sit here fucking around on the PC...over on the laptop I've got my very first piece of HD porn running: Island Fever 3. I gotta tell ya, I'm way more interested in the scenery than the women...is that wrong?

http://www.digitalplayground.com/trailer.php?movid=33

At any rate, it's 720p(1280X720), so it fits perfectly on the Inspiron's native resolution of 1280X800. You get small black bars at the top and bottom of the screen, but it's not that bad at all. As for the quality, it's pretty high. There are still some artifacts rolling around, but you have to be looking damn close to catch them(and trust me, I am).

As it takes place on an island, the scenery is just gorgeous. I often times find myself just staring at the waterfall, trees, oceans, foilage in the background rather than what's going on with the various "actors". I wish National Geographic would start putting out some nature videos in HD...but then I remember that Imax pretty much has that covered. I've seen a little bit of that, over at the WMV HD Showcase site, and it really is quite good. HD looks better than real life.

I guess I should talk about the women a little bit, as another reason I was so interested in HD porn is that skin is the thing you'll notice the most detail in....and with the "actors" being naked most of the time, you sure get some skin.

So far, there's one decent chick in here...and she's almost flawless. Everything is natural, as far as I can tell, so you don't see any scarring or anything like that. She's really something to look at, if nothing else, just for how fine her skins comes through.

Then there's this other chick....Jesse Jane, maybe? Wow, this bitch is ragged out. Badly done breast implants, and scarring to prove it...lip implants that look that much worse in HD, stretch marks all over her ass and that bleach-blonde(almost white) hair with black roots....honey please. This chick, alone, makes a good case for stopping HD porn right here, right now.

The second segment of the movie is quite shitty. It's almost like they went back to regular res. for it. Really grainy video that I couldn't tell was supposed to be a style, or it was just shit quality(I'm guessing the latter). Really piss-poor stuff.

The third segment takes us back to fucking Jesse Jane, rolling around in the water. We're back in HD now, so at least the ocean and scenery look good. Why in God's name they choose this bitch to be in the first ever HD porn move is beyond me...

Fourth segment has some chick covered in mud sort of rolling around on the beach(yawn). Her hair is fucked....like really fucked. Looks like more than just mud in it....ugh. They attempt to do some reverse film on her, making it look like the mud is jumping back onto her body. It's just about as thrilling as it sounds. At leat they cut to panoramic shots of the scenery quite a few times(I think they knew hull amazingly dull it was).

Fifth segment is back to basics, man, woman...water. The music during this one is actually very good. I'd be interested in finding out who does it. Here we see some chick, I don't know who, who's actually had a *decent* breast implant job. You can still see the scar under here breasts, but it's not nearly as bad as Jesse's.

At this point I'm heading off to play some Oblivion. I don't know that this can actively hold my attention for another *35* minutes(this thing is and hour and half long!), even if I'm just kinda paying attention to it out of the conrer of my eye.

One final thing, it's odd...and I guess because I haven't seen a lot of porn films maybe it's just odd to me, but there's no talking...no nothing, just music playing in the background through out the entire thing. At least it's just some sort of casual "island" mix, not the generic "boom, boom, chicka boom, boom" that one would expect.

All in all, still not really worth the $40 they're trying to get for it...but a decent watch for the HD nut(like me).

Next up, Pirates! ;)

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