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The Awful Movie Database; Updated 12-24-09
Topic Started: May 12 2006, 02:21 PM (2,149 Views)
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Copper Heart:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3600

"Harold Wells insisted that actor James Remar drink real human urine during the transformation scene. After almost two hundred takes, Remar left the production, accusing Wells of being “a pervert."


Cannibal Barbarian:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3621

"The Pink Queen: Ahhh! Your sex is so powerful!
The Barbarian: It's an amazing time! YES! Now let us talk of the gems."


The Stalwart Soul:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3638

"Continuity: In the first shot of Thomas Percy standing on the dock, the wind is blowing from his left; in the subsequent shot, his leg is on fire."


The 13 Burning Serpent Blades of the Ghost Ninja Assassin Warrior's Revenge:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3672

"The director's mailbox and a street sign can clearly be seen in the background during the Moon Duel."


CyborgWarp:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3688

"Revealing mistakes: When Caliente is thrown out the window his falling body is obviously a golden retriever. "


Navojoa Trail:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3741

"Director trademark: Camera bumps into actor’s face."


MegaBop 1996:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3756

"The "Neural Disintegrator Phaser" is clearly a staple gun."


Hard Eagle:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3775

"Two hundred barrels of oil were poured in Utah’s Mantua Lake during the production on a dare from the Environmental Protection Agency."


Camp Juggs:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3790

"All of the panties used in the panty raid sequence were stolen from a nearby graveyard."


Caddyshack III: This Shack Ain’t Wack!
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3804

"Although faint, in several scenes you can see the remnants of the word “cunt” written on Lindsay Lohan’s forehead in permanent marker."


L'aventure le L'ocean L'fantasmo, Le:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3826

"Screenwriter Steven Verne, an accomplished author known in Paris as "L'fantastique D'author," confessed on his deathbed that he could neither read nor write. He attributed the creation of his books and screenplays to "perplexing whimsy."


The Last Heist:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3842

"Miscellaneous: During the diner scene, Vic Tayback accidentally bites off his right index finger just above the knuckle while attempting to eat a glazed beak."


Sharpe's Piss Pot:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3859

"Crew or equipment visible: The miniature of Major Sharpe is picked up and carried away by a cat in the middle of the first assault on Fort Attaboy."


Canoe:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3909

"The MPAA briefly considered an R-rating for the film because of supporting actress Dakota Fanning 's "ridiculous stripper name." This was after several hundred CGI saw horses were added to scenes to conceal Bruce McGill's unrelenting priapism and maintain a PG-13 rating. The MPAA later relented."


Hip Hop Tomb Raiderz:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3933

"Factual errors: Kurt Cobain and Michael Hutchence never toured as a rap group under the guise "Dead Faggots Society"."


Nightboob: The Voyeur Murders:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3957

"Maxwell Caulfield, originally cast in the Adonis Manley role, was reportedly fired after repeated attempts “ad lib” grotesquely explicit sex scenes with female costars. The resultant footage was later sold to the San Diego Zoo to be used as a film loop intended to artificially stimulate ovulation in western diamondback rattlesnakes."


Wes Craven Presents: The Bloodgrinder:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3994

"Factual errors: It is physically impossible for a puppet to throw a donut through someone's chest."


111%: The Jason Burdock Story:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4005

"Director Trademark: A man tapping on a window and then vomiting against the glass."


The Terrible Truth About Dolphins:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4038

" When asked about her decision to appear in the movie, Fonda told reporters she was "attacked by a tiny pink dolphin every night for years". Ted Turner, in response, said "I don't know any dolphins the size of a baby's arm" before putting on his favorite Stetson hat and punching a black person in the mouth."


Hollywood Jaguar II:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4055

"Hollywood Jaguar II came under fire from Hispanic groups for a line of dialogue in which Matt Mulhern refers to cockfighting as “the Mexican stock market.”"


John Buck Junior: World’s Greatest Slave Hunter:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4071

"Anachronisms: The phrase "tap that ass" did not exist in the slave era and has never referred to any type of medical procedure."


The Godfather:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4092

"Also Known As:
Mario Puzo's The Godfather: The Movie of the Game (Based on a Major Motion Picture) (USA)"


Starfield:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4129

"Revealing mistakes: The presence of a giant hand holding a paintbrush reveals that the matte painting depicting the landscape of planet Bromule is actually a still frame from The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross."


Brunyi Kurputaya Akan Akan:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4196

"The martial art practiced by the “ninjas” is a composite of Kung Fu and the Turkish national sport of Yağlı Gűreş, in which victory is achieved only when one fighter inserts two fingers into the anus of his opponent."


T.E.D. N' Leo:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4198

""T.E.D. N' Leo" was originally an improvised story nine-year old Eric Wellsby made up to postpone his bedtime one night. He realized that the longer he stretched the story, the later his amused parents would put him to sleep. After forty minutes of storytelling, Eric passed out and fell down a flight of stairs, resulting in extensive spinal injuries and his permanent confinement to a wheelchair. His parents, Marcus and Tammy, adopted his story into a script, produced, directed, and starred in this movie as "a tribute to our late son Eric," although he has not yet passed away."


Best Buds:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4249

"Incorrectly regarded as goofs: You can break a boner with a karate kick and it is possible that it would make a sound similar to a cracking bone."


Bikini Law Firm:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4263

"Errors made by characters (possibly intentional on the part of the filmmakers): As of the time of this filming, there was no actual legal concept called “babe-eas corpus.”"


Professor Party:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4317

"Early screenings of the film went so poorly that many test-audiences compared the experience to being electrocuted. A series of costly edits and re-shoots removed all of the ungrounded wires from the final release."


Escape to Party Mountain Beach:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4332

"Director’s Trademark: [Hermann “Steamboat” Mankewicz] Nine minute shot of a dog licking its scrotum."


Goin' Ape!:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4445

"Factual errors: Even in Texas the authority of a district attorney does not extend to stopping by a roadside to sexually assault a girl seen picking flowers."


Indiana Jones and the Vessel of Ra:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...diana-jones.php

"Singer John Cougar Mellencamp criticized the filmmakers for creating an unsympathetic character bearing his name. Stephen Spielberg explained that nobody involved in the production was aware that there was an actual person named John Cougar Mellencamp."


Concentration Camp Movie:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...-camp-movie.php

"Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Soldiers did, however, call scurvy as "Holocaust Herpes" as early as 1937, lending credence to Friedberg's critical essay "Historians Can Bite My Dick"."


A Blind Moment of Truth's Justice: The Cynthia Strauss Story:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...rauss-story.php

"Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Adolf murders his mother-in-law by "increasing the physics of gravity in her house to a degree that will cause her lungs to explode." This may very well be possible in an alternate dimension, or perhaps if Adolf is Jesus Christ in disguise."


Bye-Bye Bali Baby
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/bali-elvis-musical.php

"The soundtrack for "Bye-Bye Bali Baby" produced two number one hits for Elvis: "I'm as Lonesome as a Cat" and "Goodnight Coconut". A third song, "Bali Rodeo", charted briefly, but was pulled by the label when it was realized Elvis sings the word "shitpole" three times."


Abbott & Costello Meet the Homosexual Communist:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...-homosexual.php

"Crew or equipment visible: When the Homosexual Communist's eyes appear in the holes cut in the painting of Napoleon a second set of eyes belonging to a gaffer are briefly visible in the holes cut out where Napoleon's testicles would be."


Lubbock!:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...-john-wayne.php

"Director trademark: Stereoscopic 3D footage of minorities leaping out of holes directly at the camera."


Back Seat Drivers:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...eat-drivers.php

"Director trademark: Hounding a senile old man until he humiliates himself."


Fat Seat Liar
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...t-seat-liar.php

"Factual errors: It is never mentioned in the movie that George W. Bush's grandfather was a Nazi."


Cry of the Space World:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...space-world.php

"As entertaining and imaginative as it is hateful of Irish people"


Cutting Up:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...ron-muscles.php

"Director trademark: A man in a singlet shitting and puking while holding weights over his head."


A Very Truly Tragic Romance:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...jerker-1990.php

"Jennifer Skylar: I'm your new nurse I'm here to help you with your cancer.
(She takes his pulse)
Walter Puffmin: Oh crap this cancer hurts a ton!
Jennifer Skylar: I know what will help you feel better...
(two gay dudes start screwing while the Jingle Dogs bark out "Silent Night")"


Slew
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...ovie-horror.php

"Director trademark: Blooding leaking out of panties and screaming."


God Damn Honky Doomsday
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...t-president.php

"DVD Extras:

* Color the Flag: An activity for kids that allows you to use your DVD remote to color in the red on the US flag by clicking on a white man who lashes a black man to fill a bucket with red "paint". Pour the "paint" on the flag and if you finish the flag will wave and a demon will laugh."


Stephen King's The Vessel
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...etard-child.php

"The message the dying sailor writes on the wall of the ship in his own blood is never made clear, but if you freeze-frame the DVD you can make out that it says, "Eat my balls, Dicksleeve."


The Monster at the End of This Movie
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...onster-book.php

"Also Known As:
Tim Burton and Some Ginger Twat With a Xylophone do Sesame Street (UK)"


Hasten 88 Unctuous
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...j-hail-king.php

"Director trademark: [Zelo Fleck] Cat inside a wall meowing through scene."


Van Winkle
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movi...mo-del-toro.php

"Director trademark: [Guillermo del Toro] Melted chocolate fingerprints on the film negative."


Heart of Fists
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/amdb-neil-young.php

"A young Chuck Norris was so soured on filmmaking during the production of Heart of Fists that he nearly quit acting forever; he was asked to stand in for Young during a fight scene against Norris himself, requiring hundreds of complicated takes in which Norris, wearing a huge wig, had to roundhouse kick himself in his own face."


M.C. Puppet
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/mc-puppet.php

"Tagline: From da' wood to da' hood, this puppet gonna kill you up good!"


Blade Runner 2.0
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/blade-runner-2.php

"Miscellaneous: Firewalls cannot be bypassed by repeatedly pressing the turbo button on a Pentium II"


BVP: Barbershop vs. Predator
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/barbershop-vs-predator.php

"Brandy was never seen again after the filming of this movie and it is believed she may still be on a 20th Century Fox set in Burbank. Currently, no one is looking for her"


Preciously Awkward
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/preciously-awkward-juno.php

"Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Syracuse claims to chew Clove Gum because she enjoys the taste, but no one enjoys the taste of Clove Gum."


Recursion
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/charlie-kaufman-recursion.php

"Sundance raves failed to translate into boxoffice success for Recursion. Most audiences mistook the film for a series of projector failures and demanded their money back. Those who understood what was happening became even angrier. Two NYU film students were beaten to death at an advance screening and a Denver woman detonated a homemade bomb at an opening night showing in Colorado. Fortunately, no one else was nearby when the bomb exploded."


The Wonders of IMDB Keywords
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/imdb-keyword-matches.php

"You might have noticed the little keywords that appear on every movie you look up on IMDB.com-- things like "female nudity" or "father son relationship." You may also have noticed that you can search and sort movies by these keywords, helping you find every single movie to ever feature "male frontal nudity." However, many people don't realize just how versatile IMDB's keyword system really is."


Things I Have Learned from the Internet Movie Firearms Database
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/imfdb-guns-movies.php

"One of the legacies of wikipedia's popularity has been the proliferation of collaborative wiki-like websites with narrower topics. These days every movie or video game with any significant fan base will generate a wiki-clone, but none satisfy quite so much as imfdb.org. The Internet Movie Firearms Database catalogs the appearance of firearms in movies."
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