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Quote of the Week
Topic Started: Dec 18 2008, 05:44 AM (11,742 Views)
Lodestone
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“I am Nimrod. I am progress. Prime Directive: Ensure the Safety of Humanity.”

NIMROD

Principalities and Powers

"Halt, Citizens. You will be analyzed. X-Gene Detections will be terminated.”

Sentinel

Revelations 19:15

"Rho.." She leaned in and planted a kiss on his [Rho's] lips. "For good luck, you know?"

Surge's First Kiss

Revelations 19:15

"Mutant! No! Get away from me!" She screamed and pulled.

"Lady, I don't know if you know this but these things only want mutant blood, and if he grabbed you, you might need to sit down and think about stuff!"

Surge

Revelations 19:15

"Scanning. Scanning. Designate: Stature. Mutant X Gene Not Detected. Threat Level: Moderate Priority Low."

Ten seconds later...

"Power Rerouting. Designate: Stature Threat Level Changed: Moderate High. Reassigned: Combating Meta-Human. Terminate. "

Sentinel Recalculating Threats.

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Robot

"You will all rot in filth and be sodomized by demons in lakes of fire for your carnage and sin. You profane nature and set yourselves up to be gods! You are guilty of the same crimes as Lucifer! You perversions! Yes, I'm trembling!” On his knees, he looked around, his eyes ablaze with his own righteous indignation. “I am trembling at the blasphemy you represent! Go to hell and leave God's creation alone!”

The Last Words of Reverend Stryker

Principalities and Powers

“You have stood by and allowed those in power to destroy our young, accost our peaceful, and maim our innocent for decades... long before our kind ever lashed back out. Despite all these atrocities, I gave your people a chance. I promised an old friend to stay my hand for a time while we built our new community. And yet you still allowed my people to be persecuted at the hands of bigots and religious zealots. The Brotherhood will not stand idly by while you still try to eradicate us. Those devoted to a God they claim is loving and understanding tried to slay us for accepting our birthright. Well I leave you with these final words from Christ himself. 'I do not come to bring peace, but a sword.'”

Erik let a heartbeat pass. “Prepare for war.”

Magneto

Principalities and Powers

“What I wouldn’t give for a week in Mazatlan after this.”

Mystique

Principalities and Powers

Punch it in the face. Huh. No offense to Mister Bishop here, but if that was the kind of brilliant planning SHIELD was known for… wait, what?

Riva on Bishop's Plan to take the Sentinel down.

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Robot


"What the fuck is a Sentinel!?"

Bruiser having missed a few DR sessions

Closing Arguments
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Jean
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Telepathy, Telekinesis
"Speaking of family: any news from your girlfriend's father? Last I heard of him was when he violated every FCC regulation ever written to murder a priest and declare war on the entire civilized world. Is the family having you over for Thanksgiving?"

Eric to his brother Simon

Where your footsteps always fell
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Colossus
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Organic Metal Form
Forge knelt down and set to work throwing open his pack to expose his tools and spare parts. “I am glad that your chatty antics belie your true intelligence. That is a sound strategy, to fool people into thinking you are merely a pop-media pundit with a penchant for spandex and Silly String,” Forge said as he worked.

Forge's Backhanded Compliment to Spiderman.

Revelations 19 : 15
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Kyle Gibney
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Feral Abilities/Healing Factor
"Seems... hope's not... so bad a weapon.. after all."

- Final words of Alex Summers

A Mote in God's Eye
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Box
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Mechanical Interaction/Merge
I prefer not to toot my own horn, but what the hey. I like this one.

"Okay, so... let me get this straight," he said, taking the list and looking over it with slightly narrowed eyes. "You woke me up... at almost four in the morning... to commission a bunch of sci-fi gadgets? Any particular reason this couldn't wait another four hours?"

- Madison Jeffries to Jamie Madrox, "Midnight Rambling"

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Signature mock-up made by Heather, the greatest Heather I know. :)

Oh it's tough bein' a Box, but I'm livin' it up, livin' it up - doot-doot-doot-doot-doo - livin' it up, livin' it up - BOX!
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Cortez
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"My friends and guests, this celebration marks the closing of a difficult year." He held his glass higher, "But we survived," he smiled at the guests. "We met adversity and triumphed. But now isn't a time to dwell in the past but to embrace the promise of a bright future. My friends - Eat, drink, and be merry," he grinned and raised his glass to Ororo, "for you never know how long that happiness will last." And drank.

The Shroud

The Exquisite Clutter Of The Holiday
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Lodestone
Unregistered

“Oh, hey, Chris Evans. Will you sign my boobs?”

Riva to Captain America

Farararara rara ra ra
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Freakshow
Unregistered

“I’d love to see yours,” Rusty said and immediately heard just exactly how that sounded. “I mean…your powers.”

Rusty to Amara

A little bit to train

“It’s like… the worst fart… ever.”

Squirrel Girl

“Monkey Joe, that’s terrible. You'd have to go out further from the temple if you wanted no one to find him... No. NO. I'm not planning how to kill my teacher. Just watch my back, okay?”

Squirrel Girl to Monkey Joe

Both from Gonna come at you like a spider monkey

He opened the door with his heart set in a lusty place. “Looks like someone is gonna get laaa-“ His eyes fixed on another party in the room that he had not expected to be there. “-la.” It wasn’t what he had set out to say. He looked at Layla and then at Layla and then at Alix.

“I’m going to step out, and try this one again.” He left and shut the door behind him. After a pause the handle turned again. He stepped in with a whistle on his lips. “Oh! Hello Alix. Hello Layla. Are you guys discussing your future here?”

Jamie, walking in on Alix and Layla

Layla: The Other White Bitch

::It's not what it looks like. I tried to.. you know.. telekinesis a drink from the mini fridge and then I exploded the coke cans all over what I wore and it was all covered in coke so the dupe went to get the clothes and now I'm going to change so that I can talk to Rictor. Nothing else.::

Alix failing at explaining why she's wearing Jamie's shirt

For Auld Lang Syne, my dear, a cup of kindness yet
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Rogue
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“I do find little mind games ever so dull. I much prefer just getting down to business, don’t you?”


The White Queen, Queensmoot
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Tommy
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This is pure gold and literally made me laugh out loud.

“Alright Fonzie, me and my best friend here are going inside your club. We came to dance and we are so dressed for it. All the young ballers in there want us in there and you and Bruno over there want us in there too. We'll raise the roof and bring more cred to your crib.”

Skids - Wild Nights Are Their Own Reward
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Lodestone
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This is all from one post, but its two separate suggestions:

"Mr. Lennart, let's not discuss the effect of extreme cold on certain...extremities. I'm trying to utilize the mind over matter philosophy, but that's incredibly hard when I'm reminded that my cremaster and dartos fascia contractions are causing a level of scrotum shrinkage not cataloged since my time chasing down a Hydra cell in the peaks of The Zugspitze mountain range."

Doctor Nemesis on Shrinkage

"If we can't find any ice camels, we could always leave you to freeze, then thaw you out when we get back? It worked for Captain America."

Doctor Nemesis to Lodestone

Inbound
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Freakshow
Unregistered

"Boy, you're gonna be hotter than me at the White Party in Miami."

Northstar

Let it all come down

“Righto then chaps…Anyone seen Return of the King? I could totally pull a Legolas on that big wanker right there. That or I could let it play fetch with me."

Spitfire

Let it all come down

(hate to burst my own bubble, but this trade-off was funny to me)
"We can rest in the cable car, then. If you all need to use the bathroom, now's a good time. Doc, I know you've got some years on you and bladders tend to get loose, so why don't you go first?"

"Oh I'm fine. Had a bowl of Activia yogurt on the way up. I'll be regular for a while yet."

Lodestone and Dr. Nemesis.

Inbound

"Maaaaaahm."

Sonny

Like the Halls of Harot
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Nightcrawler
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"I've never seen a bunch of supposed X-men act like you are right now," Wolverine snarled, still fuming. "Bobby, shut the hell up with your stupid jokes when it is time to be serious. Terry, Warren isn't comin' back for God knows how long, so that means that you are stuck with me. Josh! Just keep sittin' there..." Logan yelled, finding something to yell at everyone for. "But so help me if you start actin' out of place again, I will make my recommendations to Scott when we get back and despite what you might think, he holds my opinion higher than any of yours."

Wolverine

Coincidence? No
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Skids
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“Interesting how you speak of wolves with a Lothario’s grin upon your face, non? Either way, mon ami, I will admit that I am not one that is tailor made for the political game."

Tarot

Introduction a la Soumission
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Vanisher
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"I'll have a chocolate milk, bud."

Her hand shot across the table, dragging him forwards a little.

"In a dirty glass."

Spiral

Partaaay
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