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| Topic Started: Aug 15 2013, 11:49 PM (244 Views) | |
| Thebe Okonma | Aug 15 2013, 11:49 PM Post #1 |
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Date: July 22nd Time: Mid Afternoon ________________________________ "My name is Thebe Okonma! And I like to zumba! Fing fang fooma!" Thebe rapped unskillfully as he danced around surrounded by his usual gang of miscreants. They were playing some random hip-hop instrumental, and dancing along with half ass rapping basically goofing off in all honesty. "Man, you suck." His best friend Earl exclaimed insulting his rather crappy rap. "Man I don't suck. You suck....shut up!" Thebe shot back playfully shoving his friend while the other guys who were hanging out with him laughed. "Plus, everyone knows my skill is dancing, I'm a dancer. This guy right here." Thebe said pointing at himself so that everyone knew who he was talking about. "Can bust a mother fucking move." Thebe said jokingly garnering yet another laugh from the group of friends he was with. "Yeah." His friend Hodgy said sarcastically. "Whatever."Added another friend of his, Jasper. "What? Are ya'll acting like ya'll don't know? Because I know ya'll know. So, don't be acting like you don't." Thebe said before stopping suddenly and going into a crazy dance routine which heavily featured his mutant ability of elasticity. He chucked, he jived he flailed, he stretched, and he bended all pretty rhythmically matching the beat of the music they had playing. Yes, it was cool but it was also rather silly so once again he had his friends laughing, and knee slapping like there was no tomorrow. It was then they noticed that two people were staring at them They were obviously tourists, as evidenced by their 'I Love New York' tee-shirts, and the digital cameras that were worn around their necks. Tourists weren't anything new in Mutant Town a lot of people who came to New York to visit, or vacation would walk through the rather infamous Mutant Town just to see the place. But for whatever reason immature mischievousness most likely. Whenever Thebe and his friends saw a particularly naive looking group of tourists...they felt it was their duty to mess with them. Thebe and his friends stopped what they were doing, and gave the tourists the coldest stares they could muster. All of them trying their best not to crack a smile, laugh, or even snicker to give themselves away. The stares worked, and with in seconds the human tourists looked to be uncomfortable. Thebe and everyone else starred at the tourists for a little while longer before Thebe made his move. Out of nowhere he stretched his head across the street and into the faces of the tourists. "What the fuck are ya'll staring at?" Thebe asked accusingly to which the tourists started to stutter as they tried to answer the sudden, and abrupt question. "We-w- wer-" One of them attempted to answer but Thebe didn't even give him a chance. "Go stare somewhere else!" Thebe snapped suddenly, and the whole group rather quickly walked away looking back several times as if he was going to attack them when they weren't looking or something. Once they were far enough away Thebe recoiled his head back to it's normal position, and him and his friends laughed until they couldn't breath like they always did whenever they messed with tourists. Thebe and his friends were so caught up laughing that they didn't even noticed someone/some people approaching them. |
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| Rho | Aug 17 2013, 06:44 AM Post #2 |
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He was an X-Man now, which meant his schedule was a lot more busy and focused. And that meant he didn't get as much free time as he'd like, so the free time he did get, he spent it just having fun. Today he found himself in mutant town after a bit of a drive from the mansion. He could have flown all the way there, but with #KYH and people on high alert, he didn't want to raise too many problems. So he drove into town, parked, then he took to the sky. He got some Chinese from the Happy Dragon on the corner. He loved the place and always ate there when he got the chance. He was hovering down the street, working on his egg roll when he heard some loud music near a hangout spot for a few of his friends he'd met since he got to New York. He flew up to the roof of a building and landed on the edge so he could look down. Sure enough, there they were. Thebe, Earl, Jasper, Hodgy; the whole crew. He chuckled at the conversation and Thebe's sudden outburst of interpretative dance or whatever the hell he called it. He nearly snorted his lemonade up his nose when he started getting all jelly with it. He didn't tell them he was here yet though, because watching them make fools of themselves was always fun and amusing. The guys kept screwing around until they stopped and looked at the two people just watching them. Cameras, shorts hiked up way too high, shirts that said "I love NY". Any guy from the streets of any city could tell tourists when they saw them, and those two just screamed tourist. He felt sorry for them already because he knew Thebe wasn't the nicest guy to new arrivals, especially ones that gawked at him like they were doing right now. The music was still playing, but the entire gang was silent and still, just muggin' the people across the street. He started to snicker to himself, and tried to continue stuffing his sesame chicken and shrimp fried rice down his throat while trying not to choke from laughter. He nearly did though when Thebe's neck suddenly stretched out like a slug to the other side of the street. A few short words later, they'd walked off like they were in a bad neighborhood and he couldn't not laugh at the whole situation. While Thebe and the others were cracking up on the ground, he shuffled off the side of the building and fell down, catching himself about ten feet off the ground and slowly touching down. "Man," he said still stuffing food in his mouth. "Y'all still round' here fuckin with shoobies? Not gon lie though, that was mad funny." He found a seat and guzzled down some lemonade, nodding his head and waving at all his friends. "Oh, and Earl's right man...you do suck at rappin'." |
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| Thebe Okonma | Aug 17 2013, 01:47 PM Post #3 |
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Thebe almost couldn't believe it when seemingly out of nowhere Dontae fell from the sky catching himself about ten feet before he hit the ground. Ever since Dontae became an X-Man Thebe hadn't seen much of him in fact Thebe couldn't even remember the last time he had seen the guy. "Oh, snap if it's not Dontae. The big time superhero, the X-Man. Come to slum it with us townies for a little while I see." Thebe remarked with a smirk as he stared at him floating there casually. "Man nobody asked you. My rhymes are the musings of a lyrical genius, and shit." Thebe said, after everyone finished snickering at him of course. "And of course we're still here fucking with shoobies this is M-Town baby we don't change." Thebe replied jokingly. "What brings you out here anyway? I thought you were to busy like saving the world and shit to come fuck with us. Figured you'd have like, out grown us and shit." Thebe said, and everyone else pretty much nodded in agreement. "I mean. You know you're a superhero now. You can't be seen fraternizing with us miscreant hoodlums no more." Thebe commented only half jokingly. "I see you've been by the happy dragon...did Miss Kim hook up that special duck sauce for you?" Thebe asked casually. "So, what's been up with you...what's it like being a lame ass superhero and shit. Risking your neck to aid and protect those who fear and hate you, and what not." Thebe said accompanied with a light chuckle. "Hey, bruh. You need to stop bullshitting and get me one of those fancy unstable molecule suits and shit. Come on I've been asking you to hook that up since like forever." Thebe said giving Dontae his best 'come on man' look. |
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| Rho | Aug 23 2013, 05:15 AM Post #4 |
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As he went about polishing off his food, he nodded each time Thebe said something in an attempt to playfully call him out. "Oh, snap if it's not Dontae. The big time superhero, the X-Man. Come to slum it with us townies for a little while I see."[i/] Grinning, he cleared his mouth. "Yup, yup, hell yeah, and you know it...Townie." He laughed and looked over at Earl and Jasper before jabbing a thumb at Thebe when he said he had the musings of a lyrical genius. "Yeah well if you're a lyrical genius, I'm the Leonardo da Vinci of Hip Hop. Yaddadamean? And you got it; some things don't need to change I guess." He laughed again and set his food aside as Thebe continued to try and make him feel bad. "Yeah I been too busy to come hang with you knuckleheads. Because yeah...savin' the world pretty much. But you crazy if you think I could outgrow my boys. I come when I can, you know that. You keep tryin to buss my balls about it though and I'm gon tell these guys about that time I found you in Brooklyn. The time with that old lady and the bum on 7th Ave. I know you remember," he said with a knowing nod and grin that would hopefully get Thebe off his case. Picking his food back up, he scooped a bit of chicken and rice into his spoon and held it up. It was bright orange-ish red and dripping. "Hell yeah she hooked me up. I had to phase her fridge so she could sweep under it first though. But it was worth it." He took another bite and shrugged his shoulders, wondering how everything Thebe said came out sounding like an insult even when it wasn't. "Well you know how it goes. Savin' people feels good. Sometimes they thank me, sometimes they don't. But I'm doin' the right thing. I can look around anywhere in New York and see that." He sighed and put his food back down. "Look man, I told you I had to talk to Beast. He's thinkin' on it, but we don't just give out suits and stuff. So ya know, don't set your sights too high on this one." |
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| Thebe Okonma | Aug 27 2013, 12:01 PM Post #5 |
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"Yeah, I know how that goes saving the world, protecting those who fear and hate you yadda, yadda, yadda." Thebe commented discreditably. Thebe was incapable of full on hating superheroes. After all they had more than once saved his life, both indirectly and directly. On the other hand he couldn't help finding them...exasperating at times. He just couldn't understand them. Sure they saved people, and even the world more than a few times. But they didn't just go after the super big baddies like Dr. Doom, and Magneto who were hellbent on world domination, or human genocide or both. They went after him too, and as far as he was concerned he was simply trying to make an extra buck. Sure technically he was stealing, but he followed a code. He only stole from people who for all extensive purposes wouldn't miss the money. No, mom and pop stores, no breaking and entering into people's homes. He would never steal from Martha's grocery store on the corner of 9th, and 11th street. But places like the multimillion Ralph Lauren outlet across the street, or the Apple store a few blocks down was fair game as far as he was concerned. It was a sort of mental gymnastics he had done to convince himself that what he did wasn't really that bad. It was his code, and in his opinion every person needed one. Whether or not his code was morally right or not was up for debate, but it helped him sleep at night...when he did sleep that is. Hell, he didn't even hurt anyone unless it was absolutely necessary. Sure, if one wanted to get technical about it. He was still stealing, and that was of course breaking the law. But nine times out of ten the places he was ripping off were federally insured up the wazoo, and even if he were to hit 100 of their stores, and completely clean them out. He still wouldn't be knocking any sort of noticeable dent into their profit margins. He had convinced himself that he was a sort of Robbin Hood of sorts stealing from the rich, and giving to the poor. It just so happened that the poor...was him. Thebe's face quickly went serious when Dontae mentioned the old lady, and the bum on 7th street, an incident that he had made Dontae swear he would never mention...ever. "I have no idea what you're talking about. And you are never to mention that event...that never happened, ever. again." Thebe said giving Dontae a mock serious glare. "And, why you bringing up old shit anyway?" He added rhetorically. Dontae then sighed, and once again explained for probably the one hundred thousandth time that getting him a unstable molecule uniform was not as easy as he thought it was. Thebe sucked his teeth to iterate his dissatisfaction with Dontae's answer. "Man, whatever you just don't wanna hook a brotha up. You think the only people that deserve those fancy schmancy suits is you super hero types. Like a member's jacket, or some shit. I'm tired of ruining my clothes, and sometimes ending up butt ass naked when I stretch myself too thin." Thebe said smiling...he was giving Dontae a hard time, and yeah he really did want a uniform that could stretch and shift along with him. But about 70% of what he was saying was just busting the guys balls just for the sake of doing it. "Do you know how embarrassing it is running down main street trying to cover up your twigs and berries?" He stated, once again rhetorically. "You know if it was me I woulda hooked you up by now...just like I did with those nice ass Jay-Z tickets back in 2011." Thebe commented. "Hell, if it was me in that place. ALL of us would be walking around looking fly in those uniforms." Thebe added regarding Jasper, Hodgy, and Earl. "It's cool though...you still my dude." Thebe said stretching his arm around Dontae's shoulder. "I want that uniform though." He added seemingly incapable of showing any sort of affection without adding in something he wanted. "Annnyway. What you been up to? Who've you been saving? Any new cute girlies up there at that 'school' of yours." Thebe asked taking his arm from around Dontae's shoulder, and doing the mock quotation sign with his fingers when he mentioned the school...lord knew that place was nowhere near an average run of the mill educational facility. He then playfully punched the guy in the shoulder. Thanks to his abilities he could do so without so much as taking a single step closer to him. |
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