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Topic Started: Aug 7 2010, 08:09 PM (449 Views)
Kiyi
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jack noir's bitch ;_;
MAKE ME, BITCH
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Jack Noir
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*Parks a pitch black 1938 Mercedes in the Abodesnared parking lot*

I notice that one of the cars parked in one of the much coveted "Moderators Only" spots has bravely defended the tarmac from a deadly couch, presumably by jumping in the way at the last second. After assessing for a moment what can only be described as "collateral damage", I can't help but wonder if Kiyi's hideously pink VW Beetle will ever scuttle along the highway again.

Also, when I arrive at the office floor, I can't help but wonder why all the papers and stationary, etc, has been strewn about the room haphazardly. I have no doubt in my mind who wrote "FAGGOT" on the walls in a variety of sizes, fonts, and levels of sanity. Maybe she knows something about it, but hell if I'm going to her office to ask. I go to Ruka's office to see if she knows what's going on today, but the door is locked.

That's not a problem, because my office isn't locked. Neither is my window. Ruka's window certainly isn't either, because it just allowed passage of a couch that apparently did not want to be in danger of falling down any stairs whatsoever.

Turns out, Ruka's office is now a stronghold of sorts, with the desk pushed up against the door and everything. The rest of the crew have holed up here under an atmosphere of extreme unease. They inform me that, not only has Kiyi totally flipped her shit and become an occupational hazard, but I'M in charge while Ruka is gone. its me.

*Takes pieces of the fort and builds a desk*

It's time to bring this rude municipality to ORDER.
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Ana
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am I an employee

if i am im jumping ship
I mean praise our new leader boss
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Kiyi
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Aug 8 2010, 03:44 AM
It's time to bring this rude municipality to ORDER.
BRING IT BITCH
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Abodesnared
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wait damnit no
PROOOOMOTED.
Take care of these motherfuckers, Jack. They won't get out of my office so I can't leave.

And I am NOT taking the window!

Goddammit why is your car so fucking BEAUTIFUL.
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Jack Noir
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BECAUSE I DON'T THROW FURNITURE AT IT

Sounds crazy, I know, but it works.
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Kiyi
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jack noir's bitch ;_;
<:3c i don't even know how to drive
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Abodesnared
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wait damnit no
KIYI THREW THE FURNITURE, NOT ME.
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Jack Noir
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Kiyi: learning to properly use a couch would go a long way in that regard. Throwing one's seat from the car actually happens less than you think.

Ruka: Somehow? I believe you.
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Kiyi
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shut your face, jack. or you will be the next victim of that couch. <:3c
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