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Topic Started: Aug 23 2010, 09:18 PM (207 Views)
Jack Noir
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WAIT A MINUTE

Holly's a chick?

/running gag
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Jack Noir
Sep 20 2010, 02:31 AM
WAIT A MINUTE

Holly's a chick?

/running gag
OH GOD OF ALL THE RUNNING GAGS THAT COULD HAPPEN. D8

omglol
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Jack Noir
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stfu.

at least you don't routinely have your eye gouged out and your arm lopped off as a 'running gag'.
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Jack Noir
Sep 21 2010, 09:04 PM
stfu.

at least you don't routinely have your eye gouged out and your arm lopped off as a 'running gag'.
One day you need to find someone who is about to make that joke, rip your arm off, and beat them to DEATH with it.

Then tear out one of your eyes and shove it somewhere horrible on their person as an example to others.
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oh man that's great.

*writes notes furiously*

i might mix it up a little, though. beat them to death with their own eye, and stick their arm somewhere horrible. or something. bottom line, i do not want one of my eyes to be staring into some douche's bone bulge for eternity.

WHETHER I AM CONNECTED TO THE EYE OR NOT.
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WHAT IF IT'S A GIRL AND YOU STICK IT IN THEIR CLEAVAGE, THOUGH? THEN WHAT?
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I hate to interrupt this charming depraved conversation, but-

actually, whatever. Keep going.
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Jack Noir
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I guess we'd say she was..."broad side school fed".

(Get it? Because she's a broad?)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHno.
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Jack Noir
Sep 23 2010, 11:58 PM
I guess we'd say she was..."broad side school fed".

(Get it? Because she's a broad?)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHno.
JACK, YOU FOOL. YOU MAGNIFICENT, BADASS FOOL. YOU LACK VISION!

(See, it's funny because if he did do it, he really would lack... ah fuckit.)
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I think you're confused about the difference between "funny" and "in poor taste". Welcome to the club! +_^
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