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Family Guy; I know you like this show Pinky
Topic Started: Mar 27 2004, 08:19 PM (531 Views)
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Spot my enemy and kill him the American way
HA

Kid: mr toad how many licks does it take to get to the center of a rhode island state prison?
annoucer: Just one!!!!!

Peter: AHHHHHHH!!!!! *gets saved* thanks spiderman
spiderman: everybody gets one

Peter: hey brian the authors name is Charles Dickens

dad: speed i do not think you should be in this race HAHA!!
speed: but dad I must HAHA!!
dad: very well AHAH! but i'm not really your father HAHA!!!
speed: OHHH!!!!!!!

lois: you aren't an indian
peter: but I can act like it, remember that time I acted gay?
*scene of peter watching caroline in the city*

employer: where do you see yourself doing in ten years?
peter: *thinking* don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife *end* doing your son?
employer: :blink: :blink:

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Jeff_the_Proud
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Peter: *trying to get back gifts* hey where's the VCR
Two guys fighting over it: Hey, it's my turn with the sex box! *pulling it away from each other with pants down*
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R-E-B-I-R-T-H
Spot my enemy and kill him the American way
Stewie: "you know mother this bananna pudding could pass but without nila wafers it is one of your culinary ABORTIONS!" *knocks it over* "NOW CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Akikonomu~42
A Celebration Of American Disaster TV Movies
My dad got the dvd box sets of the first 3 seasons or so. I need to watch all over again.
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Jeff_the_Proud
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Peter: Well they are all better than those free loading canadians...*screen goes black behind him* Canada sucks
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school is evil
(on the phone)
Chris: So, what are you wearing?
(pause)
Chris: Wow. I bet you can see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
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Jeff_the_Proud
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Old man: Hey, do you want some popsicles, I got some in my basement...mmmm
Chris: No thanks, bye *rides off*
Old man: Now get your fat ass back here...
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R-E-B-I-R-T-H
Spot my enemy and kill him the American way
brian: "you go left then you go right then you look strait
BAAM!!!!!!!!!!! brick wall"
chris: "AHHH!!!!!"
brian: "yea hes tweaked"
chris: "am not"

peter: "it is about this growth"
doctor: "that is your penis"
peter: "oh, well what about this sack?"
doctor: "that is your testicles"
peter: "oh"

lois: "WHAT ABOUT THE MOB"
meg: "moms getting whacked"
chris: "WHAT DID YOU DO?!!!"
stewie: "oh what a glorius day there is so many I have to thank, god, and of course *takes out a peice of paper and glasses* oh um...........SATAN!!"

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Hitokiri
I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!
Boy: Hey Cheesey Charlie I've got 13 tickets.
CC: Sorry, you need 15 tickets to live. (Opens Fire Pit)

Death: Jeez Lois what did you make this Cocoa with? Crap?
Lois: If you don't like it, I can always make more.
Death: No, I'm sorry. I just thought you going to make this with cocoa ya know, not crap.

Peter:...Then the next thing you know you open your septic tank and BLAM skeleton city.

Stewie: Damn you Ice Cream. Come to my mouth.

Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: UPN?

Death: It got e-mailed to me from your HMO.
Peter: Whoa, I know my doctor was hitting on me, but there's no need to call him names.

Janet: Hi. Cookie?
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." Snake Griffin.

Elroy Jetson: I don't wanna go home..... Take me to Astro's Grave.

Peter: So what happened to the guy that stole the money?
Joe: Ironically, I severed his spine when I fell on him.
Peter: Sounds like you got some more competition at next year's Special People's Games. HehHehHehHehHeh.
Joe: Nope, he's dead.

Jim: What did you just call me?
Huck Griffin: I thought that was your name.
Jim: That is our word. You have no right to use it.
Huck Griffin: Geez, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
[pause]
Huck Griffin: So, could you pass me the oar, 'n-word Jim'?
Jim: Yes. Thank you.

Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

"If I may stop by when you're living in the next town 10 years down the road. A Good Time for a dime and a crushed cigarette, making bets with your body on the avenue." -Eve 6, Showerhead
"You Bastard! Don't be mouthing off. My amazing fists wil explode!" -Eikichi Onizuka
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peter: *filling out doctor sheet* I'll put "deceased" for age and for sex I'll put "no thanks, I'm dead"

Trisha Takanawa: So how do you feel being first lady of a country Mrs. Griffin
Lois: Well I want to be like Hillary Clinton without the penis
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Brian: "this is mr. bryant, he is here to claim the money"
Meg: "oh"
Chris: "oh"
Stewie: *acting like charlie brown* "AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Brian: *jumps on seabreeze*
Meg: "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!"
Mr. Peutershmit: "HE'S VIOLATING SEABREEZE!!!!!!!!!"
Peter: "no hes positioning himself to.............now he's violating seabreeze!"
Stewie: "bewchicawiewbembembonchicabompeminipiew"
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Jeff_the_Proud
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Peter: Wow it smells nice in here, must be the IRS
IRS Helper: nope it isn't me, I just farted
Peter: I'm here to get my Tax audit
IRS Helper: I'm sorry you don't have one...
PEter: AHHH
IRS Helper: Sir are you ok?
Peter: I'm sorry can you repeat that I'm still shocked at the lost of PArty of Five
IRS H: You have no audit
Peter: AHHH
IRS H: That was about the lost of Party of 5 again?
Peter: No it was about the audit and what the hell is Party of Five
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Jeff_the_Proud
Apr 9 2004, 08:43 PM
Peter: Wow it smells nice in here, must be the IRS
IRS Helper: nope it isn't me, I just farted
Peter: I'm here to get my Tax audit
IRS Helper: I'm sorry you don't have one...
PEter: AHHH
IRS Helper: Sir are you ok?
Peter: I'm sorry can you repeat that I'm still shocked at the lost of PArty of Five
IRS H: You have no audit
Peter: AHHH
IRS H: That was about the lost of Party of 5 again?
Peter: No it was about the audit and what the hell is Party of Five

which episode is that
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Hitokiri
I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!
It's the one where they create petoria I think, because I remember everybody getting there tax refund (cleveland with the trampoline), and later in the episode peter hits the cable, and clevelands jumping, and he stops, because the power is off (like the trampoline was electric). Ahhahahah classic....
"If I may stop by when you're living in the next town 10 years down the road. A Good Time for a dime and a crushed cigarette, making bets with your body on the avenue." -Eve 6, Showerhead
"You Bastard! Don't be mouthing off. My amazing fists wil explode!" -Eikichi Onizuka
-SEX!! Ok now that I've got your attention please join my site! Nonexistant Planet
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Jeff_the_Proud
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ya that was a pretty good episode, here's more from it:

Peter: I'm the President of Petoria. I demand a seat in the front!!
Speaker of UN: O the Proud nation of Petoria, Would you also like a satilite that can scratch your ass.
Peter: You really have one of those?
UN: HAHAHA
Peter: Aww crap
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