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Family Guy; I know you like this show Pinky
Topic Started: Mar 27 2004, 08:19 PM (529 Views)
saddengirl
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school is evil
Waitress: Here try some of Flappy's Pancakes.
Stewie: (Chew)Mmmmmmm. Good news Flappy I've decided not to kill you!!!
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Silent Beauty
Master of Blades
Peter: Why do women have boobs?
male coworkers:*wait in antipation*
Peter: So we'd have something to look at while were talking to 'em
Everyone: Laugh
Female coworker:*enter*
Female coworker:Are you telling jokes? I LOVE jokes.
Male coworkers:* disburse*
Peter: Why do women have boobs?
Female coworker: :huh: :o :???:
Peter: So we'd have something to look at while were talking to 'em
Female coworker: :angry: :angry: :angry:

hehehe My fave ep. EVER!!! ^^
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Jeff_the_Proud
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Peter: Ok guys now give me a catchy line to go off on
Joke guys: Sorry, or lunches are here *walks off*
Peter: *stands there* well, that's my mama! Hehehehehe
*everyone quiet*
Peter: *leaves*
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R-E-B-I-R-T-H
Spot my enemy and kill him the American way
Chris: "ITS THE GOVERMENT RUN E.T. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
E.T.: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Peter: "HAH I WIN IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Meg: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
old school
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Silent Beauty
Master of Blades
Peter: Remember what you all wanted for christmas and didnt get...?
Stewie: a dead Lois

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Peter: Honey, are you pregnant?
Lois: No, wh...
Peter: *shoves Lois down stairs*
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Peter: Our profits are higher than Alyssa Milano
Alyssa: what a cheap shot!
her manager: I'm suing I'm suing
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Spot my enemy and kill him the American way
Lois: Peter don't give him drugs
Peter: Alot of Celebrities use drugs
Manager: 5 seconds till stage Ms. Minelli
L. Minelli: I can't go out the I really Really need you!
M & M: GOD LADY GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gangster 1: It's 3, where the hell is Louie?
Gangster 2: WEll you tell me, Louie left his house at 2:15 and walked a total distance of 6.5 miles at a constant rate of 5 mph, when wil Louie get here?
Gangster 1: Depends if he sees his ho?
Gangster 2: That's what we call a variable
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Brian: how was your shower
Peter: horrible, the thing about dropping the soap is true
Brian: it is?
Peter: yea
Inmate: hey it is the guy who dropped the soap everywhere
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Jeff_the_Proud
Hero
Peter: Mr. Weed, I can't come to work today, my family has gotten in a terrible plane crash, my family is dead and I am a vegetable...see you tomorrow. *hangs up* ehh?
Brian: Come on Peter your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs
Everyone: !!!
Brian: Too soon?
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Kate Moss: opps, an open window..*floats away*...
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I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!
Peter (as Britney Spears): Hey Justin give me a kiss.
Justin: Ok
(Justin kisses him/her)
(Peter turns into Gene Shalit)
Peter: HEHEHEHE I'm Gene Shalit now, BYE!

Chris: I love you She-Hulk.
Security Guard: All right now son I'm going to need you to give those hams back. (starts to lift up Chris's shirt)
Chris: I need an adult, I need an adult!
Security Guard: Hey, Those aren't hams, you're just a fat kid. Hey John, he wasn't stealing anything he's just a fat kid, aren't you fatty fat fatty, here have a candy bar.

Chris walks up to his friend
Chris: Do you remember that time you called me Chris Grissle?
Friend: Yeah... I think so.
Chris: WELL BURN FOR IT!!! (Lites kid on fire)

Stewie: More like Oliver Twit if you ask me! If I were him I'd of done things a little differently.
(Scene of Stewie as in Oliver Twist)
Stewie: Please Sir, can I have some more...
Man: WHAT!?!?
Stewie: Please Sir, can I have...some more...
Man: WHAT!?!?
(Man starts to bend down, Stewie pulls out ray gun)
Stewie: All right now put on the dress and dance!
"If I may stop by when you're living in the next town 10 years down the road. A Good Time for a dime and a crushed cigarette, making bets with your body on the avenue." -Eve 6, Showerhead
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Master of Blades
Quagmire: Hey Meg, 18 yet?
Meg: no...
Quagmire: hey Chris hows it going?
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