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You All Meet In A Tavern
Topic Started: Dec 16 2010, 01:58 PM (36 Views)
Asema
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This dainty little tavern, floating within the fifth dimension, is a popular watering hole for... absolutely fucking no one. It's a miracle that the business is still afloat, because none but the bravest and most courageous, weathering the perils of countless deadly enemies and traps, or otherwise of endless bureaucracy and paperwork, can enter the space where the tavern lies and try the booze, which... is actually mediocre at best. As such, the bartender, the only person save for the occasional roughneck adventurer, just boredly wipes one specific spot on the counter over and over, keeping it immaculately clean and shining, while letting the rest fall into disrepair. If not for his presence you'd think this was a ghost tavern.

But you're the exception. You're here. So, who are you, what perils did you brave, and why the hell did the idea to come here possess you?
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ask bartender for a mango daiquiri
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Dec 17 2010, 02:09 PM
ask bartender for a mango daiquiri
You are not actually in the bar, with the bartender, until you explain why and how!!!
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I crashed into the bar with my inter-dimensional A-Team van bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The A-Team doesn't swear, you pillock.

The bartender sighs, and whips up a mango daquiri for you real quick. It tastes like a mango daquiri should, no more, no less. Where's all the action in this bar?
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The action's not there. You said it was practically a ghost tavern.
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