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| Salami Tournament! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:22 PM (1,096 Views) | |
| MStaiano | Jun 8 2007, 03:58 PM Post #16 |
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* act like a pimp * asks TokeiWarung if he needs any company * while he gives me the $$$, i take the salami and the $$$ * i have the salami |
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| Wilinator | Jun 8 2007, 04:16 PM Post #17 |
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*informs police of this illegal pimpery *takes salami while mstaiano is in jial I have the salami! |
| Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008) | |
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| TokeiWarung | Jun 8 2007, 04:22 PM Post #18 |
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*disguises self in a stealth suit, courtesy of the CIA* *trails Will as he enters the Bourbon Street Cat House (tm)* *Steals the salami that Will's holding, while simultaneously shooting Will and the cat-girl* *runs away into the darkness* I have the salami! |
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| MStaiano | Jun 8 2007, 05:13 PM Post #19 |
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* See TokeiWarung running down the street * Hypnotize him and tells him to give me the salami * I have the salami |
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| Wilinator | Jun 8 2007, 06:17 PM Post #20 |
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*(wrongfully) accuses Staiano for my shooting*- *court orders salami be returned I have the salamI! |
| Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008) | |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 8 2007, 09:31 PM Post #21 |
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Trains a falcon named Frightful for years Sics the falcon on the salami which swoops down and grabs it and brings it to me. the salami is mine. |
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| MsSupa | Jun 8 2007, 09:38 PM Post #22 |
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Ties up a midget in a yoda costume, and tells you that if you don't hand over the salami, yoda gets it. You obligingly hand over the salami for the fake yoda. I have the salami! |
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| TokeiWarung | Jun 8 2007, 11:19 PM Post #23 |
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Just as MsSupa (pities the fool!!) runs away in the other direction, crossing a street, an 18-wheeler truck with JATO packs attached (and activated) rams into her. I exit the truck; I take the salami from her cold, *possibly*dead hands. I 'ave ze salami! |
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TokeiWarung Official Title: His Imperial Majesty, The Royal Premier TokeiWarung, Supreme Commondante of CATS Awards and Commendations (K-sore) Queso War Veterans Medallion Micro Macaashicre War Veterans Medallion MStaiano Storm War Medallion | |
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| Wilinator | Jun 9 2007, 01:09 AM Post #24 |
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*sends tokei off on a lnog mission.... *orders espioange recruit to break intohis house... i have the salami! |
| Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008) | |
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| MsSupa | Jun 9 2007, 06:58 AM Post #25 |
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Smacks wil upside the head, and takes the salami while he is rubbing his cheek. My salami! |
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| MStaiano | Jun 9 2007, 10:30 AM Post #26 |
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* finds MsSupa (pities the fool!!) * hires the mafia to get the salami at all costs * finds the salami in the "crib" * i have the salami |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 9 2007, 06:32 PM Post #27 |
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dangles a gyro in front of MStaiano on a string attached to a stick which is tied to his forehead. While he is busy running around in circles like a happy puppy I trip him and take the salami my salami, not yours. |
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| MStaiano | Jun 9 2007, 08:31 PM Post #28 |
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i kidnap Sun Tzu and interegate him i kill his family, then he tells me where the salami is i have the salami |
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| MsSupa | Jun 9 2007, 09:44 PM Post #29 |
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Sneaks up on MStaiano, and scares him by saying "Boo", He starts crying and I steal the salami. My Salami! |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 10 2007, 09:47 AM Post #30 |
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Promises MsSupa (pities the fool!!) (pities the fool!!) a free trip to Cancun, and when she shows up I hit her over the head with a large fish, throw her in a largish crate filled with siamese cats, and send her via fed ex to a small island in the pacific ocean inhabited by pygmie people. The pygmie people fed ex me back the salami in exchange. I got the salami, Ooooh yeah! touchdown dance, boo yah grandma. |
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