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Salami Tournament!
Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:22 PM (1,096 Views)
MStaiano
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Joke Member
Banished and Treasonous
* act like a pimp

* asks TokeiWarung if he needs any company

* while he gives me the $$$, i take the salami and the $$$

* i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Wilinator
Former Grand Architect
Grand Architect
*informs police of this illegal pimpery

*takes salami while mstaiano is in jial

I have the salami!
Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008)
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TokeiWarung
Supreme Commondante
Supreme Commondante
*disguises self in a stealth suit, courtesy of the CIA*

*trails Will as he enters the Bourbon Street Cat House (tm)*

*Steals the salami that Will's holding, while simultaneously shooting Will and the cat-girl*

*runs away into the darkness*

I have the salami!
TokeiWarung

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His Imperial Majesty, The Royal Premier TokeiWarung, Supreme Commondante of CATS

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MStaiano
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Banished and Treasonous
* See TokeiWarung running down the street

* Hypnotize him and tells him to give me the salami

* I have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Wilinator
Former Grand Architect
Grand Architect
*(wrongfully) accuses Staiano for my shooting*-
*court orders salami be returned

I have the salamI!
Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008)
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Sun Tzu
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KIA/MIA/POW CATS!
Trains a falcon named Frightful for years

Sics the falcon on the salami which swoops down and grabs it and brings it to me.
the salami is mine.
Do or do not, there is no try.
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MsSupa
The One and Only!
CATS Admin
Ties up a midget in a yoda costume, and tells you that if you don't hand over the salami, yoda gets it.

You obligingly hand over the salami for the fake yoda.

I have the salami!
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TokeiWarung
Supreme Commondante
Supreme Commondante
Just as MsSupa (pities the fool!!) runs away in the other direction, crossing a street, an 18-wheeler truck with JATO packs attached (and activated) rams into her.

I exit the truck; I take the salami from her cold, *possibly*dead hands.

I 'ave ze salami!
TokeiWarung

Official Title:

His Imperial Majesty, The Royal Premier TokeiWarung, Supreme Commondante of CATS

Awards and Commendations

(K-sore) Queso War Veterans Medallion
Micro Macaashicre War Veterans Medallion
MStaiano Storm War Medallion
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Wilinator
Former Grand Architect
Grand Architect
*sends tokei off on a lnog mission....

*orders espioange recruit to break intohis house...

i have the salami!
Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008)
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MsSupa
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CATS Admin
Smacks wil upside the head, and takes the salami while he is rubbing his cheek.

My salami!
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MStaiano
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Banished and Treasonous
* finds MsSupa (pities the fool!!)

* hires the mafia to get the salami at all costs

* finds the salami in the "crib"

* i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Sun Tzu
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KIA/MIA/POW CATS!
dangles a gyro in front of MStaiano on a string attached to a stick which is tied to his forehead. While he is busy running around in circles like a happy puppy I trip him and take the salami

my salami, not yours.
Do or do not, there is no try.
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MStaiano
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i kidnap Sun Tzu and interegate him

i kill his family, then he tells me where the salami is

i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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MsSupa
The One and Only!
CATS Admin
Sneaks up on MStaiano, and scares him by saying "Boo", He starts crying and I steal the salami.

My Salami!
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Sun Tzu
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KIA/MIA/POW CATS!
Promises MsSupa (pities the fool!!) (pities the fool!!) a free trip to Cancun, and when she shows up I hit her over the head with a large fish, throw her in a largish crate filled with siamese cats, and send her via fed ex to a small island in the pacific ocean inhabited by pygmie people.

The pygmie people fed ex me back the salami in exchange.

I got the salami, Ooooh yeah! touchdown dance, boo yah grandma.
Do or do not, there is no try.
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