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| Salami Tournament! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:22 PM (1,095 Views) | |
| MStaiano | Jun 10 2007, 11:25 AM Post #31 |
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When Sun Tzu got the touchdown I tackle him and make him eat dirt.
:lol: i have the salami |
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| MsSupa | Jun 10 2007, 06:23 PM Post #32 |
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I pay a fat chick to get naked and treat MStaiano right. I have the salami! |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 10 2007, 07:20 PM Post #33 |
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i die laughing due to the previous comment, and MsSupa (pities the fool!!) lays the salami in my coffin as a parting gift. Then in heaven me and Jesus do another obnoxious touchdown dance. Jesus agrees, the salami belongs to me. |
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| MsSupa | Jun 11 2007, 05:13 AM Post #34 |
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Digs up Sun Tzu's grave, and steals the salami. I have the salami! |
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| TokeiWarung | Jun 11 2007, 06:35 AM Post #35 |
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*Sneaks behind MsSupa (pities the fool!!) and clobbers her with a shovel, takes the salami, then puts her into a sarcophagus which is then thrown into the grave next to Sun-Tzu's.* I have the salami! |
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| MStaiano | Jun 11 2007, 11:27 AM Post #36 |
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i hire the Mafia to have TokeiWarung "swimming with the fishes"! i have the salami |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 11 2007, 12:48 PM Post #37 |
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rises from the dead and substitutes a pepperoni with MsStaino's salami and skips merrily away |
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| MStaiano | Jun 11 2007, 02:45 PM Post #38 |
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gets Rob Short to kill Sun Tzu i have the salami |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 11 2007, 07:07 PM Post #39 |
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tells the dixie chicks that Mstaiano loves george bush * They murder and rape MsStaiano and write a catchy song about the whole ordeal and the record goes Platinum I get the salami |
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| MStaiano | Jun 11 2007, 07:11 PM Post #40 |
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tell the dixie chicks. Sun Tzu is a ho they take the salami from him i have the salami |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 11 2007, 07:47 PM Post #41 |
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Throws Mstaiano in a vat of banana pudding +opens cage filled with an infinite amount of monkeys and typewriters =laughs while monkeys chase Mstaiano around, eat him, then hand me the salami and a flawless typewritten copy of Hamlet. |
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| MStaiano | Jun 11 2007, 07:53 PM Post #42 |
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i go to the dark side and in an epic battle evil actually won i use the force to take the salami from Sun Tzu i have the salami |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 11 2007, 08:18 PM Post #43 |
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Pays George Lucas 20$ to rewrite the story with me winning, and an extra 5 bucks for Mstaiano being thrown to the Sarlacc, in whose belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. I have the Salami! LEEROY JENKINS! |
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| MsSupa | Jun 11 2007, 08:55 PM Post #44 |
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Asks for the salami nicely, and runs away laughing evilly when it actually works. I have the salami! |
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| MStaiano | Jun 12 2007, 08:05 AM Post #45 |
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goes back in time from when cybernations started makes sure MsSupa (pities the fool!!) never played so i take the salami from Sun Tzu becauseshe never reallyy had it i have the salami |
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