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Salami Tournament!
Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:22 PM (1,095 Views)
MStaiano
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When Sun Tzu got the touchdown I tackle him and make him eat dirt. :lol:

i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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MsSupa
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I pay a fat chick to get naked and treat MStaiano right.

I have the salami!
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Sun Tzu
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i die laughing due to the previous comment, and MsSupa (pities the fool!!) lays the salami in my coffin as a parting gift. Then in heaven me and Jesus do another obnoxious touchdown dance.
Jesus agrees, the salami belongs to me.
Do or do not, there is no try.
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MsSupa
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Digs up Sun Tzu's grave, and steals the salami.

I have the salami!
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TokeiWarung
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*Sneaks behind MsSupa (pities the fool!!) and clobbers her with a shovel, takes the salami, then puts her into a sarcophagus which is then thrown into the grave next to Sun-Tzu's.*

I have the salami!
TokeiWarung

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MStaiano
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i hire the Mafia to have TokeiWarung "swimming with the fishes"!

i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Sun Tzu
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rises from the dead and substitutes a pepperoni with MsStaino's salami and skips merrily away
Do or do not, there is no try.
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MStaiano
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gets Rob Short to kill Sun Tzu

i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Sun Tzu
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tells the dixie chicks that Mstaiano loves george bush
* They murder and rape MsStaiano and write a catchy song about the whole ordeal and the record goes Platinum
I get the salami
:pinkoelephante: :pinkoelephante: :pinkoelephante: :pinkoelephante:
Do or do not, there is no try.
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MStaiano
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tell the dixie chicks. Sun Tzu is a ho
they take the salami from him
i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Sun Tzu
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Throws Mstaiano in a vat of banana pudding
+opens cage filled with an infinite amount of monkeys and typewriters :jail:
=laughs while monkeys chase Mstaiano around, eat him, then hand me the salami and a flawless typewritten copy of Hamlet.
Do or do not, there is no try.
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MStaiano
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i go to the dark side and in an epic battle evil actually won
i use the force to take the salami from Sun Tzu

i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Sun Tzu
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Pays George Lucas 20$ to rewrite the story with me winning, and an extra 5 bucks for Mstaiano being thrown to the Sarlacc, in whose belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

I have the Salami! LEEROY JENKINS!
Do or do not, there is no try.
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MsSupa
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Asks for the salami nicely, and runs away laughing evilly when it actually works.

I have the salami!
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MStaiano
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goes back in time from when cybernations started

makes sure MsSupa (pities the fool!!) never played

so i take the salami from Sun Tzu becauseshe never reallyy had it

i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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