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| Salami Tournament! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:22 PM (1,094 Views) | |
| Sun Tzu | Jun 12 2007, 01:26 PM Post #46 |
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*sends the mythbusters the myth that MStaiano is flame retardant. After exhaustive testing with a flame-thrower on one of their best shows, they realize that he is not flame retardant, merely a flaming retard, and now a neat pile of ashes. Adam then builds a slingshot which flings the charred salami to me. i have the salami BUSTED
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| MStaiano | Jun 12 2007, 01:30 PM Post #47 |
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i take off my disguise and i am really Jamie from the Mythbusters i take the flamethrower and use it on Sun Tzu he runs away like a bitch he even dropped the salami (stupid) i have the salami |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 12 2007, 06:51 PM Post #48 |
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slaps mstaiano upside the head and takes the salami whap! The salami is mine. (keep your pimp hand strong) |
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| MsSupa | Jun 12 2007, 09:09 PM Post #49 |
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The One and Only!
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Runs Sun Tzu over with my car. takes the salami from him then I drive off with a squeal of the tires. I have the salami! |
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| TokeiWarung | Jun 13 2007, 05:26 AM Post #50 |
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I use a M1A2 Abrams MBT to shoot MsSupa (pities the fool!!) (pities the fool!!) off the road. I take the still-unharmed salami from the charred wreck of her car, then I crush what's left of her car and then drive off into the sunset. I have the salami! |
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TokeiWarung Official Title: His Imperial Majesty, The Royal Premier TokeiWarung, Supreme Commondante of CATS Awards and Commendations (K-sore) Queso War Veterans Medallion Micro Macaashicre War Veterans Medallion MStaiano Storm War Medallion | |
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| MsSupa | Jun 13 2007, 02:33 PM Post #51 |
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The One and Only!
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Smacks tokei upside the head with a pepperoni stick and steals the salami. Runs away laughing devilishly...I have the salami! |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 13 2007, 03:20 PM Post #52 |
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Getting the salami in 5 easy steps: 1 Becomes a spider 2 tries to scare MsSupa 3 instead she hits me with a newspaper 4 karma gets pissed off and sends a giant pterodactyl to eat her 5 pterodactyl barfs up her half digested remains and miraculously untouched salami, which i take. U too can get the salami in 5 easy steps for just 19.99! call now operators are standing by, and o yeah I have the salami |
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| MStaiano | Jun 13 2007, 03:28 PM Post #53 |
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i take out my diseased squirrel and throw it on Sun Tzu he runs away and drops the salami i have the salami |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 13 2007, 04:12 PM Post #54 |
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Where did u get a diseased squirrel? while u think about that for awhile i grab the salami and vanish in a puff of logic*poof* |
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| MStaiano | Jun 13 2007, 04:20 PM Post #55 |
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i decide to take the salami old school i talk to Sun Tzu and when he is thinking of the answer to 2+2=? i take out my gatz, and pop a cap in his ass i take the salami and run i have the salami! |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 13 2007, 04:58 PM Post #56 |
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4! god i knew that one I tell the scottish army that Mstaino is British. Me and Mel gibson paint our faces blue and charge screaming "Leeroy JENKINS!!" William Wallace slices Mstaino in half with his 5 and 1/2 foot claymore. I have the salami |
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| MStaiano | Jun 13 2007, 05:55 PM Post #57 |
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I dress Sun Tzu in a kenny costum from South Park I bus hits you; and we all yell "You killed________" I take the salami and run I have the salami! |
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| Sun Tzu | Jun 13 2007, 08:30 PM Post #58 |
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Mstaiano runs, but he knows i am faster than him so I catch him easily and steal back the salami (eww, the salami's going bad after all its travels) I have the salami |
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| TokeiWarung | Jun 13 2007, 11:35 PM Post #59 |
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*I spider-web Sun-Tzu, knowing that he's a green dwarf then I sedate him* *While he's sedated I switch the salami in his hand with a Confederate Rocket(tm)* I web-sling away; I have the salami! |
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| MsSupa | Jun 14 2007, 05:18 AM Post #60 |
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The One and Only!
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I'm standing on the rooftop, and while tokei swings past I take the salami unnoticed. I have the salami. |
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