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Salami Tournament!
Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:22 PM (1,094 Views)
Sun Tzu
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*sends the mythbusters the myth that MStaiano is flame retardant. After exhaustive testing with a flame-thrower on one of their best shows, they realize that he is not flame retardant, merely a flaming retard, and now a neat pile of ashes. Adam then builds a slingshot which flings the charred salami to me.

i have the salami BUSTED :raostin':
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MStaiano
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i take off my disguise and i am really Jamie from the Mythbusters
i take the flamethrower and use it on Sun Tzu
he runs away like a bitch
he even dropped the salami (stupid)

i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Sun Tzu
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slaps mstaiano upside the head and takes the salami

whap! The salami is mine.
(keep your pimp hand strong)
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MsSupa
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Runs Sun Tzu over with my car.

takes the salami from him then I drive off with a squeal of the tires.

I have the salami!
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TokeiWarung
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I use a M1A2 Abrams MBT to shoot MsSupa (pities the fool!!) (pities the fool!!) off the road.

I take the still-unharmed salami from the charred wreck of her car, then I crush what's left of her car and then drive off into the sunset.

I have the salami!
TokeiWarung

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MsSupa
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Smacks tokei upside the head with a pepperoni stick and steals the salami.

Runs away laughing devilishly...I have the salami!
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Sun Tzu
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Getting the salami in 5 easy steps:
1 Becomes a spider
2 tries to scare MsSupa
3 instead she hits me with a newspaper
4 karma gets pissed off and sends a giant pterodactyl to eat her
5 pterodactyl barfs up her half digested remains and miraculously untouched salami, which i take.

U too can get the salami in 5 easy steps for just 19.99! call now
operators are standing by, and o yeah I have the salami
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MStaiano
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i take out my diseased squirrel and throw it on Sun Tzu
he runs away and drops the salami

i have the salami
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Sun Tzu
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Where did u get a diseased squirrel?
while u think about that for awhile i grab the salami and vanish in a puff of logic*poof*
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MStaiano
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i decide to take the salami old school

i talk to Sun Tzu and when he is thinking of the answer to 2+2=?

i take out my gatz, and pop a cap in his ass

i take the salami and run

i have the salami!
SORRY FOR THE PAST
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Sun Tzu
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4! god i knew that one
I tell the scottish army that Mstaino is British.
Me and Mel gibson paint our faces blue and charge screaming "Leeroy JENKINS!!" William Wallace slices Mstaino in half with his 5 and 1/2 foot claymore.
I have the salami
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MStaiano
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I dress Sun Tzu in a kenny costum from South Park

I bus hits you; and we all yell "You killed________"

I take the salami and run

I have the salami!
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Sun Tzu
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Mstaiano runs, but he knows i am faster than him so I catch him easily and steal back the salami (eww, the salami's going bad after all its travels)

I have the salami
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TokeiWarung
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*I spider-web Sun-Tzu, knowing that he's a green dwarf then I sedate him*

*While he's sedated I switch the salami in his hand with a Confederate Rocket(tm)*

I web-sling away; I have the salami!
TokeiWarung

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His Imperial Majesty, The Royal Premier TokeiWarung, Supreme Commondante of CATS

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MsSupa
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I'm standing on the rooftop, and while tokei swings past I take the salami unnoticed.

I have the salami.
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