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Table Tournament!
Topic Started: Sep 3 2007, 09:51 PM (407 Views)
MsSupa
The One and Only!
CATS Admin
walks around kicking my toes in the dirt depressed at being so thoroughly duped, then comes up with a plan. Sends the secret service men into kittyland in the middle of the night. they sneak around, and find the table, they grab the table and run out of there, killing any and all guards who stand in their way.

the table is mine.
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Sneferu
Supreme Commondante
Supreme Commondante
I stage a counter-table abduction plan, in which I and a group of British criminals take the table and escape in three mini-coopers, eventually reaching a bus and driving up the Alps in it.
Sneferu, Supreme Commondante of CATS, bearer of a Queso (K-sore) War Medalion, veteran of the Micro Macaashicre, participant in the purging of MStaiano, warrior in the Second Staiano War, victorioius in Great War VI, triumphs as a proud member of CATS! For the Glorious Future!
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MsSupa
The One and Only!
CATS Admin
laughs hysterically at sight of you and the brits trying to get the table in the mini coopers. Once I regain my composer I take off in my helicopter and take the table from you off the top of the alps.

I've got it!!
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Wilinator
Former Grand Architect
Grand Architect
In response to this, I will have to hire a 4 fronted hit team.

Team Alpha casually distracts you (and everyone else) by reminding you that this game will end at midnight tomorrow.. about 23.30 hours from now...

Team Beta shoots down your helicopter

Team theta uses a system of men in jet packs to catch the table before it falls and shatters. This team also transports the table to a safe storage facility.

Team Bender smokes cigars, boozes up and yells "Bite my shiny metal ass" thus adding to the chaos.
Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008)
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mkmex

KIA/MIA/POW CATS!
I gather up my forces and scout around the storage facility. Then in the darkest part of the night my forces storm in taking the table by force and stuffing it into a magic bag.
We then run and hid in the forest as we plan an escape into the Sahara.

I have the table (but you can't see it because it is in a magic bag) :D
Sincerely,

MEX

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for four years!!!! Honest
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MsSupa
The One and Only!
CATS Admin
Hires a bunch of ninja magicians, to make the bag visible, and steal the table using force before you can get to the Sahara.

I have the table.
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mkmex

KIA/MIA/POW CATS!
gets a whole bunch of :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: :samari: and "rescues" the table from MsSupa.

I have the table.
Sincerely,

MEX

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for four years!!!! Honest
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Wilinator
Former Grand Architect
Grand Architect
:teddy roosevelt bitch:

I have the table.
Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008)
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MsSupa
The One and Only!
CATS Admin
Sends in my army of :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: :bananalama: to steal the table, the operation was a success, and I ride into the sunset :bananalama: with the table.

I have the table.
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mkmex

KIA/MIA/POW CATS!
Runs :sonic: :sonic: after army thinks like :shirlockery: Steals the table.

I have the table.
Sincerely,

MEX

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for four years!!!! Honest
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Wilinator
Former Grand Architect
Grand Architect
Congratulations Mkmex has won this tournament.

MsSupa shall be yelled at for taking the table away from Teddy Roosevelt! What a jerk!
Former Grand Architect of the Central Association for Tactical Security: (29 March 2007 - 11 May 2008)
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