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Topic Started: May 11 2007, 02:30 PM (820 Views)
khorneking
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Greetings, Underlings! Thank the dark gods you have survived this long. But, now, I have arrived, and I will do things differently than my late predecessor! When you report to my dark fortress--if you are not too stupid to find it, without getting lost 10 times first!--you will see his head nailed to my gate! He died slowly, and so will those of you I choose to flay alive! My Black Orcs will see to that! And, do not think that you can run to your Chaos Dwarf friends--my Skaven will chase you down and eat you alive! I guess you can choose which fate you prefer.
Those of you who manage to hide, may survive to join my conquest of Cathay. I need a few swords and axes to subdue those Eastern rebels, I suppose. Consider it your lucky day, maggots, if you are honored to hurl yourselves on their spears to serve me.
Die well, worms--today or later! Burn! :rock:
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snyggejygge
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High Zar of Khorne

& what was this about?? If it was presentation, then itīs in the wrong forum, & if youīre only here to trashtalk, then wrong forum once again (& you think weīre the stupid ones). If you perhaps want an alliance for the Nemesis Crown, then do it properly & in the correct forum.

Iīll move this to general discussion if you donīt answer what this was about.
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Tammil Augrimm
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The Change Chosen

*blinks* What the crap?

Perhaps this should be in the introduction thread?
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S'tan
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Perhaps this should be in the ''trash'' forum? O_o


And that very thing brings us to an interesting paradox....Chaos is the most civilised and polite of all fractions! ^_^
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Tammil Augrimm
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There is a reason for that S'tan. We are all extremely heavily armed both with mortal weapons and the powers of the gods....

As such it behoves us all to be extremely polite to each other... less the Chamber be rent assunder by our feuding and we lose our property values..... :D
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Narmo Eressea
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khorneking
May 11 2007, 06:30 AM
Greetings, Underlings! Thank the dark gods you have survived this long. But, now, I have arrived, and I will do things differently than my late predecessor! When you report to my dark fortress--if you are not too stupid to find it, without getting lost 10 times first!--you will see his head nailed to my gate! He died slowly, and so will those of you I choose to flay alive! My Black Orcs will see to that! And, do not think that you can run to your Chaos Dwarf friends--my Skaven will chase you down and eat you alive! I guess you can choose which fate you prefer.
Those of you who manage to hide, may survive to join my conquest of Cathay. I need a few swords and axes to subdue those Eastern rebels, I suppose. Consider it your lucky day, maggots, if you are honored to hurl yourselves on their spears to serve me.
Die well, worms--today or later! Burn! :rock:

Whistles innocently while walks around the fortress looking for flowers... and showing that he has no weapons.

After that while the enmy is laughing for the fact that a wood elf has dared to apporach him, I dig a sword in his back.

Never mess with an asrai, nor with his chaos allies.
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Lord Marixis
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I believe that my initial reaction sums this thread up quite well:

"WTF?"

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end of mankind
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You missed a quotation mark there Marixis. Otherwise I agree.
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snyggejygge
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High Zar of Khorne

Topic moved.
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ediblespread
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Quote:
 
Never mess with an asrai, nor with his chaos allies.


But you allied with O&G... our major enemies... :blink:
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S'tan
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This topic is ripe for the ''off topic'' section imo.
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Valtiel
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Ok, I'll remember what you've said. Really. *shakes head in disbelief* Don't think you'll get any respect from me or help from me if that was what you were asking about.
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Mistrea
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This thread rules and this dude remonds me of grimviewgrot ;)
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Gorgoth The Mighty
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Does anyone know yet what that guy was talking about? The off-topic forum sounds good to me!
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Skaven Lord Vinshqueek
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Wow, talking about coincidence... We had the exact same topic at UE.net, only there the "my Skaven" part was changed into "my Chaos warriors". Something tells me this was someone with tooooo much time on his/her/its hands.

Greetz
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