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Topic Started: Mar 17 2005, 08:07 AM (149 Views)
Bill and Joan
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they already know there is not enough money in your account?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

And one of my very favorites.... Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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FireStorm
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Uh... if you don't mind, I am borrowing this one...

yeah! Actually... doesn't it make sense to push that button harder???

LISP... never thought of that... :lol:

FireStorm :P

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Stace4Jesus
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I don't know..

I am not sure...

I must go and deeply comtemplate these matters...

:toofunny


Ps.. I am going to ask the bank about that one.. but I think I will email it via anon... :woopi
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FireStorm
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Now, you really have me smiling!

Jim
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Barb
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AH....the wonders of the human mind....

Making illogical;logical decisions and choices and then actually finding something somewhere to support it. You just have to love it! :)

But yea..think about it..IF we did evolve from apes then WHY are there still apes??? Seems to me there is a flaw in that theory

LOL :)

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Caroline
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I press harder on the remote control.. because.... maybe... if I press hard enough... it will come alive... and and WORK! heehee

Why DOES glue stick to the bottle?? Must be a non-gluable serface. :unsure:



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