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Topic Started: Mar 22 2005, 10:23 AM (256 Views)
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John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic
neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling
a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were
eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent.
On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and
decided that something had to be done about John, he was tempting
them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and, they couldn't take it
anymore.
They decided to try and convert John to be a Catholic. They went over
and talked to him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his
neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him to Church, and the
Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a
Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic."
The men were so relieved, now thei r biggest Lenten temptation was
resolved! The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday
of Lent
came. and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down
to their cold tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak
cooking on a grill. The neighborhood men could not believe their
noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON?
They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to
see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group
arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small
pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the
grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now
you are a fish."
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Bill and Joan
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Hi Kay,

How cute! I am still chucking as I type this. Thanks for this joke and starting the day in such a light note!

Love ya,
Joan
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They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to
see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group
arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small
pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the
grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now
you are a fish."

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laughssssssss out loud!!! That was too funny, Kay!!!!

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