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| Topic Started: Mar 22 2005, 10:23 AM (14 Views) | |
| WaitingforJesus | Mar 22 2005, 10:23 AM Post #1 |
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John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John, he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and, they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to try and convert John to be a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic." The men were so relieved, now thei r biggest Lenten temptation was resolved! The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came. and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their cold tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill. The neighborhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON? They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish." |
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| Bill and Joan | Mar 23 2005, 08:27 AM Post #2 |
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Hi Kay, How cute! I am still chucking as I type this. Thanks for this joke and starting the day in such a light note! Love ya, Joan |
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| Caroline | Mar 23 2005, 11:39 AM Post #3 |
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They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ laughssssssss out loud!!! That was too funny, Kay!!!! |
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