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| Funny Tech Support Stuff; via email | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 27 2006, 12:33 PM (50 Views) | |
| Stace4Jesus | Jul 27 2006, 12:33 PM Post #1 |
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Quote-- Tech Support ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... ============== = Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. =============== Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. =============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:! OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =============== Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? == ============= Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." Unquote-- You know, I remember when I first signed onto my computer years ago. Hehhehe, I signed on, found the web in front of me, and then clicked one button. The computer screen rushed to the page (as fast as that old dial up modem could go.. seemed really fast way back then, of course I made coffee while waiting, but I thought that was normal, I mean .. wasn't my computer traveling across the line to another state? ) Anyway, I got the page and felt like I had done something great. I clicked close and signed off. I sat back in my chair and felt I had done something great.. whew. It was a big thing for me back then. It took me a few more days before I signed on again. And then, there's the unplugging I did. I would unplug it every night because I had been told that the computer could turn itself back on, dial up, and share all your information.. (I didn't have any information on it that was worth stealing.. still don't) but I still would unplug it every night. lol And, then... there was the nightmare of Windows 3.1 and it's program manager. I was running 525 mg hard drive (wow things have changed) and somehow clicked the wrong button and Every Single One Of My Windows opened up in front of me.. boom boom.. it was happening at a thousand miles an hour... I thought it would explode. I remember even getting up from my desk and stepping back.. what? did I think the files would overflow into my lap or something? lol Anyway, We've come along way these days. But, lets always remember that there are some who are brand new to these machines, maybe not many, but there are some.. And, never underestimate the wisdom of the youth.. lol.. they know a whole lot about computers. And.. most of all.. Let's thank our Lord for them, we can connect with each other with these things. Otherwise, I might not be blessed as much as I am by knowing you.  stace |
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| TheGloryisHere | Jul 30 2006, 04:02 PM Post #2 |
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