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| A Trip To The Vet; Just for a laugh | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 4 2007, 08:36 AM (102 Views) | |
| ChristianRider | Jan 4 2007, 08:36 AM Post #1 |
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Ok, just for a chuckle: A man took his dog to the vet. The vet looked at the dog and said, "I'm sorry, this dog is already dead. That will be $50." The man said, "Look, You didn't hardly do anything for my dog and I want you to examine him again, run tests or something!" The vet went and opened a door and a Labador Retriever walked into the room and went over to the dog on the table. The retriever sniffed the dog. Sadly, the retriever looked at the vet and shook his head and then walked out of the room. As the dog walked out, a Siamese cat came into the room and jumped on the table. The Siamese stared at the patient for several minutes, then too, it looked at the vet sadly, shook its head, and jumped down and ran out of the room. The vet looked at the man and said. "I'm sorry, your dog is dead. That will be $750 dollars." The man was irate, "What do you mean, $750? It was $50 before!" The vet calmly said, "That was before you ordered a LAB report and a CAT scan."  |
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| Stace4Jesus | Jan 4 2007, 08:59 AM Post #2 |
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| FresnoJoe | Jan 5 2007, 01:21 AM Post #3 |
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Meet you on the boards. Meet you in the air! Love, Joe Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins. (1 John 4:10) Create in me a clean heart, O God, And renew a steadfast spirit within me. (Psalms 51:10) Pray without ceasing. (1 Thessalonians 5:17) "When I get on my high horse, I usually find Jesus rides off on his donkey." | |
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| Bill and Joan | Jan 5 2007, 08:10 AM Post #4 |
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Oh my goodness. That is way too funny! Sadly enough, can't we relate to this poor dog owner sometimes? he he |
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