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Foamy Philosophy; Philosophy from my favorite squirrel
Topic Started: Jan 7 2007, 02:22 PM (134 Views)
Utada Tenshi	Jan 7 2007, 02:22 PM Post #1
Level 4 Posts: 276 Group: Elite Member Member #33 Joined: August 6, 2006	These are the script to the greatest flash animation series: Neurotically Yours. I have no power to post the videos, so I might as well post the scripts. Disclaimer: These aren't Foamy's exact words. I had to take out some of the swearing. To see the videos as they were, go to: YouTube iLL WiLL PreSS Toons Also, the language used does not reflect my actual personality, nor do I feel that people deserve to die because they're idiots. It's just some of the ideas that I agree with. Foamy's Rant I Foamy: There are certain types of people in this world that just drive me nuts to no end. The type of people who come up to you and ask you for advice, and then when you give them advice they don't take the advice. They just come back to you a week later and they're like (altered tone of voice) “I can't believe how everything turned out so wrong” You wanna no why everything turned out so wrong? Because you didn't take my advice and you're stupid. That's what went wrong, you didn't listen to me. I know all. The other type of person are those insignificant peons, who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what! It's pathetic, it's weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever. Get over the girlfriend, get over the boyfriend or whatever your yearning for and live freakin' life. People who stalk their ex-girlfriend particularly drive me nuts. What the is wrong with these people? Don't you have better things to do with your life than be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts? Do something with your life, find a hobby. You know... geez... do you know how many video games are out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself (in a joking tone). Get yourself out of society, nobody wants to deal with a stalker. Other types of people that I hate: people who ruin your favorite diner, you know the type of person that you’re usually friends with until they go to the diner and start dating a waitress there and then have some kind of wierd rocky relationship and everytime you go to the diner here-after there’s that weird vibe in the air. People like this, really need food poisoning, I am so sick of them ruining my favorite spots. Another type of person I particularly hate are those slime-balls with the slick black hair, that usually end up going to bars and stuff like that on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night, to see if they can pick up chicks. And all they do is walk around with these stupid velvety shirts with their dumb fat hairy chests exposed to the world, as if they were the sexiest thing on the face on the earth. You know what? You're a middle aged loser, nobody wants to see your hairy chest. Either throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose, please!. Nobody wants to hear this anymore. Time for some revaluation of one's life. I also dislike people who all they do is talk about their problems with their insignificant other. You know what I don't care about your relationship problems. Nobody wants to hear about how your girlfriend doesn't like you or how your boyfriend is ignoring you. Nobody cares! It only pertains to your own little world, which in the grand scheme of things is minute and pathetic and nobody ever really ever wants to hear it. Shut your mouth, choke on your food, and die! You ever have a good friend and then you go out some place and they always have to bring their girlfriend, and their girlfriend turns out to be somebody you just want to kill... I mean really kill, like jump up and down and kill. And then chop up their body into 15 different parts and flush various parts down the toilet and bury the others and others get thrown in the sewer? You know the type of person whose parents should have had an abortion before they even walked the earth. These type people really just need to be killed with some piano wire around the throat. I can’t take it anymore. I also can’t stand people who stay at home and listen to “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn” like it’s the world’s most depressing song. 1. The song sucks. 2. You’re pathetic for listening to it. Take the CD out crack it in half and then slit your wrist with the broken pieces. It’s over! They’re done, you’re done, kill yourself. And in closing, you know it’s stuff like this that drives me nuts. It’s just these types of people that have no “inner soul”, no nothing, they just revolve around their own pathetic little world with no consideration for what’s going on around them. They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off the face of this earth, they have no substance, they have no control over themselves... And they really need to be put to sleep... permanently. Thank you for listening. I will edit this soon.
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Sharpe	Jan 7 2007, 03:16 PM Post #2
Looking through a glass onion... Posts: 399 Group: Elite Moderator Member #18 Joined: June 27, 2006	That is... interesting. Yeah, i agree with a lot of that as well.
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Sapphire Flame	Jan 7 2007, 04:18 PM Post #3
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numanuma50	Jan 7 2007, 04:25 PM Post #4
Realm Coordinator (fight it up!) Posts: 551 Group: Elite Moderator Member #26 Joined: July 13, 2006	Foamy the squirrel rocks. Is there a site with just his rants? I love them!
	Why give up? Why give in? It's not enough! It never is. So I will go on, until the end. -Until the End, Breaking Benjamin (Avi is the album art for Phobia, Breaking Benjamin.)


Raro	Jan 7 2007, 04:44 PM Post #5
The Creator Posts: 1,515 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: May 25, 2006	There;s only rant 2,4,and 5. That show up to me. maye a directlink would be better? Then I could post up the video itself too, if you'd like. Actually, probably not, cause of the language you emtnitoned. Kiez is innocent might not liek it.
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numanuma50	Jan 7 2007, 04:45 PM Post #6
Realm Coordinator (fight it up!) Posts: 551 Group: Elite Moderator Member #26 Joined: July 13, 2006	Foamy does use some strong language.....It would be best to leave it for us to find on the internet...
	Why give up? Why give in? It's not enough! It never is. So I will go on, until the end. -Until the End, Breaking Benjamin (Avi is the album art for Phobia, Breaking Benjamin.)


Raro	Jan 7 2007, 04:51 PM Post #7
The Creator Posts: 1,515 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: May 25, 2006	And a lot of it's really perverted too.
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Utada Tenshi	Jan 8 2007, 03:30 PM Post #8
Level 4 Posts: 276 Group: Elite Member Member #33 Joined: August 6, 2006	Little problem: They took the scripts off of the website, so it'll take me longer to post new scripts. ... I'M SO SORRY! coughcough Right. Be patient. In the meantime, Neurotically Yours moved to Newgrounds: http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/neuroticallyyours.html
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Raro	Jan 8 2007, 04:29 PM Post #9
The Creator Posts: 1,515 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: May 25, 2006	That's okay. Wow a lot of what he said really was right...
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Utada Tenshi	Feb 14 2007, 03:32 PM Post #10
Level 4 Posts: 276 Group: Elite Member Member #33 Joined: August 6, 2006	WHEW! A long time since I posted. Anyway, I decided to do my own ranting. Keep in mind this is me, not Utada Tenshi the character. Utada's Rant I I have noticed some of my classmates talking about dating and who their boyfriends/girlfriends are. I have even heard elementary schoolers go on dates nowadays. It bothers me. The last time I checked, dating is supposed to be something reserved for finding a marriage partner. (Unfortunately, the media has screwed the original intention into oblivion.) To the middle schoolers who date, let me ask: Does this mean you're considering marriage in middle school? Look, stop pretending to be all mature and grown up and just appreciate your time as a kid. Before you know it, you're going to be an adult stuck in a cubicle from 9-5 every day of the week. Besides, at this young age, your ahem "partner" is probably just a result of infatuation. For those of you who wonder what the difference between infatuation and "true love" are, here is a poem I ripped out of somewhere. You may skip it if you are an intelligent person who knows what dating and love are really all about. Infatuation vs. Love Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to another. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows, one day at a time. Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine too closely. It might spoil the dream. Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you - to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by their presence, even when they are away. Miles do not separate you. You have so many wonderful little films in your head that you keep replaying. But near or far, you know they are yours, and you can wait. Infatuation says, "We must get married right away. I can't risk losing them." Love says, "Be patient. Don't panic. Plan your future with confidence." Infatuation has an element of sxl excitement. Whenever you are together, you hope it will end in intimacy. Love is not based on sx. It is the maturation of friendship, which makes sx so much sweeter. You must be friends before you can be lovers. Infatuation lacks confidence. When they're away, you wonder if they're cheating. Sometimes, you check. Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. They feel your trust, and it makes them even more trustworthy. Infatuation might lead you to do things you will regret, but love never steers you in the wrong direction. Love is an upper. It makes you feel whole. It completes the circle. It fills the empty space in your heart. Love is elevating. It lifts you up. It makes you look up. It makes you think up. It makes you a better person than you were before. If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things you don't have. If there is no love in your life, whatever else there is has a lot less meaning. The secret of our being is not only to live but to have something to live for. crying tears of happiness* If however, there is that "special someone", do what Spanish-speaking people do and call them "amigo/amiga especialles (sp?)" aka "special friend". This term is more commonly known as "best friend". Another thing I give the Spanish language kudos for is that while there are words for "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" ("novio" and "novia"), they are used only for couples planning on getting married. This is what I do whenever I feel attracted to someone: Step 1: Am I close friends with that person? (Yes - Move to Step 2) (No - Drop the crush.) Step 2: For what reason(s) do I feel attracted to this person? (Emotion-based answer - Move to Step 3) (Material-based answer - Drop the crush.) Step 3: For what other reason could I like this person for the reason(s) given in Step 2? Usually I give and answer like friendship, admiration, etc. and drop the crush. If this doesn't work, I resort to deluding myself into not liking this person. I knock my head against something and with each knock, I say "I do not like ~~~~~~." Thankfully, I've only had to do this once. As far as I'm aware, he doesn't go to PI. Bottom line: Don't date until you're 18. Random: Another love poem. Unscientific Answers Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, And your voice caught within your chest? It isn't Love, it's Like. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right? It isn't Love, it's Lust. Are you proud, and eager to show them off? It isn't Love, it's Luck. Do you want them because you know they're there? It isn't Love, it's Loneliness. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? It isn't Love, it's Loyalty. Do you stay for their confessions of Love, because you don't want to hurt them? It isn't Love, it's Pity. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? It isn't Love, it's being Unconfident. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? It isn't Love, it's Infatuation. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? It isn't Love, it's Friendship. Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of? It isn't Love, it's a Lie. Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake? It isn't Love, it's Charity. Does your heart ache and break when they're sad? Then it's Love. Are you attracted to others, but stay with them faithfully without regret? Then it's Love. Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are? Then it's Love. Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong? Then it's Love. Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts? Then it's Love. But do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and elation pulls you close and holds you? Then it's Love. Would you give them your heart, your life, your death? Then it's Love. Now, if Love is painful, and tortures us so, Why do we Love? Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for? This torture, this powerful death of self? Why? Because it's... Love.
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Sharpe	Feb 14 2007, 06:36 PM Post #11
Looking through a glass onion... Posts: 399 Group: Elite Moderator Member #18 Joined: June 27, 2006	Objection Abstained! Ok that was random. I mean I agree. I do not see anything wrong with social interractions of that sort but it is generally over exagerated. The Spanish language has it right. I take German and the whole thing is messed up there. The reasons are: 1) There is no word for friend that is not gender related. 2) The only words for friend (male) or friend (female) also means boyfriend and girlfriend. 3) There is no viable way to get around this block without getting laughed out of the room by any nearby German speakers.
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Utada Tenshi	Feb 15 2007, 04:00 PM Post #12
Level 4 Posts: 276 Group: Elite Member Member #33 Joined: August 6, 2006	Yeesh.. tough. I forgot about this, but I also hear the term "going out" being used a lot at my school. Whatever happened to just "hanging out"?
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Raro	Feb 15 2007, 05:05 PM Post #13
The Creator Posts: 1,515 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: May 25, 2006	Oh dear... Now I've got a serious problem, and I already know what's gonna happen... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
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Sharpe	Feb 15 2007, 06:37 PM Post #14
Looking through a glass onion... Posts: 399 Group: Elite Moderator Member #18 Joined: June 27, 2006	Thank you for spamming, unless you intend to tell us about it.
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Raro	Feb 15 2007, 09:23 PM Post #15
The Creator Posts: 1,515 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: May 25, 2006	Ummm, not really, oh dear... Sorrys aboutt he spam. Utada, email me if you'd like to discuass this...
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