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Corrupt a wish
Topic Started: Aug 16 2010, 11:13 PM (12,811 Views)
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Rules are simple: Corrupt the wish of the person on top of you, then make your own wish.

I'll start first. I wish for extended holidays.
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RazzPixel
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Wish granted, but it'll be in affect within twenty years from now.

I wish for everyone to do Moe Moe Kyun~
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wish granted you have zombies rising from the dead to surround you and do the Moe Moe Kyun to you

I wish Wicked was MINEEEEE
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wish granted, but he's 30 years older than you and had a thing for your mom... and is bad at making connections in real life. you are only together over aim, skype, and various other internet tools.

i wish... i was back in normal school...
Edited by guilover, Aug 17 2010, 12:28 AM.
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Wish granted, but now you have to travel for 2 hours before reaching your school.

I wish that I wasn't so mean to start this thread.
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Granted, now you're just mean for no reason.

I wish I wasn't so amazing. It's distracting sometimes.
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wish granted, but you still have the memory of creating the thread and all the guilt that comes with being responsible of crushing peoples' hopes and dreams.

i wish... everyone else had to take 1/2 a year of school via cyberschool so they would feel my pain.
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*wonders whose wish to grant*

@V: Granted, now you're a nobody and no one knows of your existence.

@guilover: Granted, but everyone blames you for it, and teachers have nothing to do in the time period.

I wish that the world isn't so confusing.
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Wish granted, now it makes as much sense as Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. ((Yeah I whent there))

I wish I could pinch V/Fifi.
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Granted but now he is a threat to the world.

I wish it hadn't been such a long time since I posted in the same thread in the previous forum!
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Wish granted, but zeta boards gets shut down right after you post again.

I wish that i could have some ice cream
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wish granted, but you're super lactose intolerant

i wish i were more social in person
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wish granted you are more social but people see you as a reject XD

I wish for my AC to work right now.
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granted, but it makes you into a popsicle...

i wish... apo didn't have a stack of pandas as their avatar
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wish granted you blecome blind so you cant see the pandas on your screen

I wish i werent lazy
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wish granted, you work yourself to death like boxer from animal farm.

i wish i never had to read animal farm...
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wish granted ou became a farm worker working 24/7 like a slave and you never went to school so youre illiterate and you have no contact with technology. :D

i wish for a good manga to read
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wish granted, but you're blind and it's not in braille.

i wish... i could divide by zero
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted, chuck norris killed you

I wish for a bag of M&Ms
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Granted but they are uneatable.

I wish for a short live.
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Wish granted, your an icecube on a hot summer day

I wish for it to be fall already
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Granted, fall for all eternity.

I wish to add all my posts I posted in the previous forums to my postcount.
Edited by Tetsuki, Aug 18 2010, 08:26 AM.
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wish granted, but it kills the forum...

i wish the fanclubs would get more people
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wish granted, but nobody posts ...

I wish my hard drive wouldn't have crashed
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wish granted, you motherboard melted instead

i wish skip beat were real...
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wish granted, you will be 'beagle'

I wish I would win the lottery
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wish granted, but you get arrested because they think you cheated...

i wish my friend has a happy time at her new school...
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Tetsuki
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Granted but she doesn't get any new friends, she has to depend on you.

I wish for the end of the world.
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granted, but... you don't get to ascend to paradise. you're going somewhere... hotter

i wish i knew what to say if i met god and he sneezed...
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Granted you would say: What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
That's god?!?!?!?!?!
I want to go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--> suffering for all eternity




I wish to be god.
Edited by Tetsuki, Aug 18 2010, 01:32 PM.
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wish granted, you are constantly bugged by people praying to you until you break your promise and drown everyone again.

i wish the technology they use for playing second life was already developed
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Granted,but it costs about a million.

I wish to be an admin.
Edited by Tetsuki, Aug 18 2010, 02:24 PM.
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wish granted you are an admin one a different dead forum.
I wish to be paid more
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Wish granted, but inflation will make it worthless.

I wish more RPGs will be translated into Englisch.
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Granted but Englisch isn't a language anyone understands.

I wish I was less lazy. Then I could get about conquering the world.
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Wish granted, but by conquering it you'll destroy every human except yourself.

I wish It would be 11th October by now.

(@V Lol I don't care as long as I understand them :>)
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Wish granted but by traveling through time, you traveled back in time, where there were no computers.

I wish my hands were not that cold ... .
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Granted but now they are literally on fire.

I wish I had a normal sleep cycle.
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kycse
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Granted, but you sleep from from 10am to 8 pm.

I wish all the accordions in the world would break.
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Granted. Just... granted.

I wish I had the power to toast bread. WITH MY MIND.
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kycse
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Granted, but you'll toast anything you think of.

I wish I could fly.
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Wish granted now everytime light shines on you when you fly, you will fall down causing you to get bruises.

I wish it were possible to beam, like in Star Trek.

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Wish granted, but you can only beam into an area 200000km away from any materia, making it possible to beam only into space.

I wish I could mind control people.
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wish granted you pick up stick people and make them move, cuz you think it.

I wish my hiccups were gone
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Your wish is granted, you now are a pure spirit, not able to feel any pain... nor pleasure, enjoy any food, see anything, hear anything, smell anything, feel anything... apart from the excrutiating feeling of loneliness resulting from your condition... and in the end, you get crazy.

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Wow I was in a bad mood when I wrote that.

I whish I had been happier when typing that
Edited by Loinvoyant, Aug 19 2010, 06:09 PM.
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Wish granted, but then you would've no idea how to currupt his wish, resulting in an eternal loop.

I wish I I had a wish.
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wish granted you are making java code that said that so you care caught in an infinate loop of making a wish.

I wish i could rule the world!
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Wish granted, but it is the world within your head.

I wish for eternal glory.
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wish granted, but you have glory without remembrance or love.

i wish tests were easier...
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Granted, but the test is never-ending and you spend the rest of your life taking it.

I wish I could find a comfortable way to sit in this chair.
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