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| kycse | Aug 20 2010, 03:57 AM Post #51 |
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Wish granted, but in doing so the chair will break. I wish I had more time. |
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| V | Aug 20 2010, 05:16 AM Post #52 |
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Vivaciously Vexacious Vivification
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Granted, but now you will relive the same day forever. I wish I was bored less often. |
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| kycse | Aug 20 2010, 06:08 AM Post #53 |
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Wish granted, but you'll never get a chance to rest during your life anymore. I wish I weren't a workaholic. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 20 2010, 03:25 PM Post #54 |
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wish granted you are now forever a hobo on the street begginf ro food since youre to lazy to work or find someone to take care of you. I wish my finger wasnt twisted.... |
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| kycse | Aug 20 2010, 03:26 PM Post #55 |
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Granted, but instead your whole body is twisted. I wish I wouldn't have to clean. |
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| Shiki | Aug 20 2010, 03:26 PM Post #56 |
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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Granted, but now everything is disgustingly dirty and it makes you ill. I wish I had something to do. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 20 2010, 03:29 PM Post #57 |
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wish granted now you are a construction worker with endless amounts of roads to fix i wish i could type faster |
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| kycse | Aug 20 2010, 03:36 PM Post #58 |
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granted, but in doing so you destroy every keyboard you touch. I wish my fingers were stronger so typing wouldn't hurt as much |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 20 2010, 03:45 PM Post #59 |
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you become too strong and break the table no matter what you do and break the keyboard as well. I wish i had lotion at my house right now. |
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| kycse | Aug 20 2010, 03:59 PM Post #60 |
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Wish granted, but you are several miles far away from it I wish I would eat less. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 20 2010, 07:23 PM Post #61 |
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wish granted you now live in africa with no food or water and are in the darfur region where people are after you cuz of genocide. I wish my ice packs would stay frozen longer |
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| guilover | Aug 20 2010, 07:54 PM Post #62 |
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wish granted, but you are frozen in that position for all eternity. i wish this amazing canadian singer were more my age (i do NOT mead JB) |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 20 2010, 08:39 PM Post #63 |
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LOl that did not make any sense ![]() Wish granted you are now very very old/young while he person is now the same age as you are now I wish i could drive |
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| guilover | Aug 21 2010, 06:38 PM Post #64 |
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wish granted, but a drunk driver hits you and you die. i wish i had a friend who was a boy... |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 22 2010, 10:44 PM Post #65 |
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wish granted you have friends on the internet you will never meet in person and the person you now know as a boy now gets a sex change I wish school doesnt have to start tomorrow |
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| Kezzy | Aug 23 2010, 12:08 AM Post #66 |
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Wish granted, it started today. you missed the first day of school. congradulations ![]() I wish I could fly. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 23 2010, 11:03 PM Post #67 |
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wish granted now you are now a bird who will never have a warm home to go to and always in fear of cats trying to eat you and you have no guarenteed meal every day. I wish i had more time to spend with you guys |
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| Risuna | Aug 24 2010, 01:45 AM Post #68 |
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Granted but no one is ever online. I wish I could get this song out of my head. |
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| Tetsuki | Aug 24 2010, 03:11 PM Post #69 |
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Granted, but you already have a new one. I wish to keep living. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 24 2010, 10:33 PM Post #70 |
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wish granted you live a horrible life with debt chasers always following you and wanting tio kill you. I wish you all would add me on facebook. |
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| kycse | Aug 25 2010, 03:44 AM Post #71 |
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Wish granted, but facebook shuts the servers down. I wish I didn't need to breathe as much. |
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| Tetsuki | Aug 25 2010, 09:41 AM Post #72 |
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Granted anyone can. But you die. I wish to be a a arsehole. Edited by Tetsuki, Aug 25 2010, 09:43 AM.
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 25 2010, 09:43 PM Post #73 |
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... what's that... Wish granted... everyone now hates you... i wish that i had a pet penguin |
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| guilover | Aug 25 2010, 10:46 PM Post #74 |
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wish granted, but it dies of warm temperatures and lack of snow because you move to the sahara desert. i wish everything in my life works out well, like a disney movie. |
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| Tetsuki | Aug 26 2010, 12:46 AM Post #75 |
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Granted, but the disney movie is fiction. You are in a mental institution I wish for the end of the world. Edited by Tetsuki, Aug 26 2010, 12:47 AM.
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 26 2010, 07:23 AM Post #76 |
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wish granted you now die and it is the end of the world for you. i wish for a time turner |
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| kycse | Aug 26 2010, 08:39 AM Post #77 |
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Wish granted, but by using it you'll be lost in time. I wish it wouldn't rain anymore. |
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| Tetsuki | Aug 26 2010, 10:36 AM Post #78 |
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Granted but only for a minute. I wish to be who I want to be. Whatever happens. |
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| Amarante | Aug 26 2010, 04:36 PM Post #79 |
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Granted. But then everything goes downhill and you become less than you were before the wish was granted. I wish someone would finish my bowl of fruits for me. |
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| Tetsuki | Aug 26 2010, 04:39 PM Post #80 |
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Granted. The bowl disapears and I eat it. But you didn't know that it would be the last food for the entire week for you. I wish to finish any homework I will ever get. |
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| Amarante | Aug 26 2010, 06:25 PM Post #81 |
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granted. But you get the worst marks possible for them. I wish... to have all books written by J.R.R. Tolkien (aka, the author of Lord of the Rings) |
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| Enzeru | Aug 26 2010, 07:43 PM Post #82 |
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granted. but it got scribbled in by some random kid, soaked by pepsi in a fast food restaurant, and then ripped to shreds by a passing dog. I wish to control time. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 26 2010, 08:22 PM Post #83 |
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wish granted except you die and you may move between time dementions... i wish for some duct tape |
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| Tetsuki | Aug 26 2010, 11:55 PM Post #84 |
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Granted but it just won't stick to what you want to use it for. I wish their wouldn't be such a time delay between all of us. |
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| kycse | Aug 27 2010, 09:10 AM Post #85 |
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Wish granted, because the concept of time was destroyed, which destroyed our space... I wish my life would be easier. |
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| Tetsuki | Aug 27 2010, 09:33 AM Post #86 |
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Granted you have a choice: Slave or death? I wish to have common sense. |
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| kycse | Aug 27 2010, 10:02 AM Post #87 |
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Wish granted, but you can't have fun anymore. I wish it weren't so cold |
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| guilover | Aug 27 2010, 10:10 AM Post #88 |
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wish granted, global warming turns the earth into a mass of boiling seas and really hot deserts. i wish my parents were more lenient. |
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| Tetsuki | Aug 27 2010, 11:35 AM Post #89 |
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Granted, but now they don't even care about you anymore I wish that there isn't a next poster in this thread for a year. |
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| Amarante | Aug 27 2010, 04:20 PM Post #90 |
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granted, but it's up to you to make sure no one posts in it, to stop anyone from posting in it I wish for a black silk fedora-hat |
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| guilover | Aug 27 2010, 11:44 PM Post #91 |
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granted, but you get mistaken for a mob boss and shot... i wish this guy didn't get me so well. |
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| Amarante | Aug 28 2010, 03:18 PM Post #92 |
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granted. The guy doesn't get you 'so well', he gets you 'even better'. I wish for a coffee perfume. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 28 2010, 09:16 PM Post #93 |
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wish granted, but the purfume smells of a bad sour coffee (ive actually had coffe that smelled like it ewwwwwww) i wish for more time to do stuff. |
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| Amarante | Aug 29 2010, 09:39 AM Post #94 |
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granted. You've become immortal. But now, you can't die either, which means that you'll walk on the surface of the world for all eternity. And when Earth dies (aka explodes) you'll continue to fly in the galaxy, never landing on any planet. I wish for sour white grapes. |
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| Fatherseyes | Aug 29 2010, 11:02 AM Post #95 |
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Note to self :Stop lurking, start writing.
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Wish granted, but now everything you touch will turn into sour white grapes. I wish I could have all the fun I want without having any responcibilities to care for afterwards... |
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| guilover | Aug 29 2010, 12:05 PM Post #96 |
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wish granted. after you have your fun, you die in a completely unrelated yet horrible way that wipes away all memory of the fun you just had. i wish this computer weren't so... frankenstein-y (aka a jumbled mess put together by my brother... it works, but in a very disconcerting way) |
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| Amarante | Aug 29 2010, 12:45 PM Post #97 |
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Granted. But now you don't have a pc, at all I wish for a wish. ![]() |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Aug 29 2010, 07:20 PM Post #98 |
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wish granted except that all of them will be corrupted ![]() I wish my ipod would start working |
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| Amarante | Aug 29 2010, 07:39 PM Post #99 |
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Granted, but it gets stolen. I wish... to have wings |
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| Enzeru | Aug 29 2010, 08:05 PM Post #100 |
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granted. but they're too big and weigh you down/you can't do anything with them. i wish for more time before school starts again |
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