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Topic Started: Aug 16 2010, 11:13 PM (12,820 Views)
Amarante
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granted. The school starts after 2 years, but after the long break, you've completely forgotten everything you knew and can't find strength in yourself to start studying again.
I wish for a watermelon
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wish granted you choke on it and die

i wish i didnt have a fever
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wish granted, you die from hypothermia.

i wish i had a better sense of time.
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Amarante
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granted, but now you get on everones, including your own, nerves with being able to tell the correct time to the seconds. And the worst part is, you say the time of a random time zone that is not your own.
I wish my bag hadn't ripped today.
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wish granted, it was trampled by a mob of fangirls who thought they heard someone *cough* justin bieber *cough*

i wish the multitude of guys at my school weren't so much more distracting after a long absence... i really need to focus on school.
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Granted. They don't appear at school at all, since they died.
I wish for a cherry candy.
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granted, but it has a pit in it which you choke on and die.

i wish... that i do well in school, live a full and good life, and die peacefully in my sleep at the age of 85. without it all being a dream.
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granted. But your thoughts of a good life got twiseted and, in the end, you had a miserable life.

I wish that work and school wouldn't be 30 apart from each other. And that it wouldn't be further either.
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granted. you work at school, except it's turned into an institution for the criminally insane and you get locked in and subsequently go insane yourself.

i wish hormones didn't go haywire during puberty.
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wish granted you are now a heterosexual

i wish for some more sleep
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wish granted, you go into a magic-liquor induced coma for 100 years, like Rip Van Winkel, and everyone you know and love is gone. you also have no idea how to use the technology that has been invented.

i wish to stay heterosexual, because that's what i've always been...
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granted. But now you attack every person of the sex you are not interested in.
I wish to have a bottle of ink, for my pen, in my hand.
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granted, but the bottle is upside down and the ink is on your clothes...

i wish to never have to use a fountain pen again.
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granted, but all other writing utensils explode in your hands.

I wish for something bad to happen.
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wish granted you die.

I wish that i had a better memory
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wish granted, you can't ever forget anything. EVER

i wish the time zones were different so Pennsylvania could have all the good programs on earlier
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granted, but they're on at 12 AM now.

I wish for a cookie.
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Amarante
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granted. But it's covered fully with centipedes that don't come off.
I wish I hadn't needed to wake up today.
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Wish granted, but you'll never wake up again.

I wish I were a gundam pilot. (not my)
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granted, but you forget what that means, so it will be of no use to you.

i wish i were more assertive in matters of the heart...
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granted, but you get too assertive and everyone hates you.
I wish to have official work, but not as a whore prostitute.
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Wish granted but you become a workaholic and have no time to do something else than work.

I wish I could spot spelling mistakes ...
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wish granted, but because you have become such a spelling freak, everyone hates you.

i wish i was invited to parties more often, but not the ones with the people who drink/do drugs...
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Wish granted, instead of drinking and doing drugs they use medicine to stone themselves.

I wish my fridge would refill itself.
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granted, but it fills up with everything you dislike.
I wish my mother wasn't so annoying.
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Granted, but no she doesn't care about you.

I wish the day would have 48 hours.
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Amarante
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Granted, but you can't force yourself to be awake even 24h, which make your life miserable, since you have to work 23h a day and it takes you 2h to get to work and you can't fall asleep while getting to work, since you're by the wheel.
I wish my hair was thicker.
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granted, but now your hair is lego block shaped

I wish for a wish.
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Amarante
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Granted, but it doesn't fulfill :D
I wish... that I needn't to wake up tomorrow for school or work.
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granted, but you fall into a vigil coma ....

I wish that I knew how to smalltalk ...
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granted, but now people only see you as a pretty face with no personality or brains.

i wish cyberschool weren't so much work...
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granted. But you become dumper than dump, since you don't excercise your brain cells at all.
I wish I'd decide what to do on my birthday and whether to celebrate it at all (it is this Sunday, after all)
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wish granted you decide to celebrate it, but you forget about it and people get mad at you since they arrived to the destination and you werent there and now you have no friends.

I wish i had a slice a pie
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wish granted, but it's a slice of pi. enjoy your 3.14159265358979323846264338327(not rounded)

i wish i were better at this "procrastination" thing.
Edited by guilover, Sep 7 2010, 12:54 AM.
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wish granted you procrastinate so much you miss out on everything good in life

I wish for a genie
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wish granted, you set jafar loose again, and aladdin wasn't there to save the day. the world is now ruled by an evil genie... who twisted your wishes to make you his slave.

i wish for a horrible school picture.
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wish granted you are so horrifying people run when they see you are you will forever be alone.

i wish for a nice ice cream cone
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wish granted. the cone is nice but the icecream is terrible.

i wish not be sore.
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wish granted now youre not sore you HURT :P

i wish for a llama
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wish granted, but it keeps spitting in your eyes and stepping on your feet.

i wish i had a gecko.
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wish granted it climbs up your pants and lives in your undies XD

i wish for a bottle of juice
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wish granted but it is spoiled

I wish, I could compose beautiful music ...
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wish granted but everyone else thinks the music is horrible XDD
i wish for some tooth floss
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wish granted, but it gets wrapped around your throat and you choke and die.

i wish for french fries fried in lard...
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Amarante
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Granted, but they taste awful.
I wish that there was a good version of Kalafina - Red Moon video clip in Youtube.com
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Wish granted, but the youtube servers shut down the second it's uploaded.

I wish my Internetprovider would answer me and fulfill my reqúest.
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Granted. But it turns out to be illegal and FBI decide to pay you a visit, which ends up with you being the the jail.
I wish that yesterday had been the last day of work this month, not today.
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Fatherseyes
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wish granted, but you keep waking up at the 'last day of work this month'

I wish I could speak all the languages that my friends can speak
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Granted, you can speak in them, but you don't understand a word you say, which makes you unable to speak at all.
I wish... that the exams were over already and that I got good marks in all of them.
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Granted, however simeone stole the exam sheet, which results in other, more difficult exams, which you fail.

I wish I would have the guts to ditch today...
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