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Topic Started: Aug 16 2010, 11:13 PM (12,819 Views)
Amarante
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Granted. You ditch, but you got caught and your parents got called out.
I wish it was autumn break at school right now.
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kycse
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(Doesn't work that well, when I'm free to decide whether I go or not :> )

Wish granted, but it'll be -50 degrees Celsius , ruining your break.

I wish it were Tuesday.
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guilover
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wish granted, but that's just because every day is Tuesday.

i wish i weren't sick... or dead, in a coma, or any other medical dilemma you can think of.

EDIT: and french fries fried in lard are never bad... i quote the sign "We tried making them healthy, and you complained, so now we just make them good."
Edited by guilover, Sep 16 2010, 11:12 PM.
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kycse
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Granted, however your freedom of movement is restricted to one cm.

I wish... well, nothing really, right now I'm so happy I don't care about anything, so I'll just wish for world peace.
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Amarante
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granted, but it's the second of your death :D
I wish for a wish that won't be corrupted :D
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wish granted, but someone wished for that before... so you are condemned to die before your wish can be corrupted.

i wish for good friends to come home.
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Amarante
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granted.... but the come in coffins...
I wish that my cat would ask for food when her bowl is empty, not when she wants something better.
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wish granted. she asks for more food by dying of starvation.

i wish there weren't as many corrupted wishes that involve death.
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Amarante
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granted, since you die. Now there is one person less that corrupts a wish involving death :D
I wish of a delicious cup of Caffe Latte.
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wish granted, Caffe Latte is delicious, but it gives you migranes and makes you throw up.

i wish i were strong enough to be useful when i need to move things... but not dangerously strong.
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Amarante
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granted, but everything you touch breaks because of a curse you didn't know you had.
I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.
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wish granted, but now you go to bed every day on a monday, no matter what day it actually is.

(Trying to be smart and whish for something I do not like, since it will be corrupted anyway.)

I wish for winter ...
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wish granted, you get a nuclear winter. OWNED!

i wish for many tests...
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Amarante
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granted and you fail every single one of them.
I wish for a bar of chocolate.
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granted but youre now allergic to chocolate ;D

i wish for less stress
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Wish granted you are now so relaxed that you have no time for anything, since it would be stress doing something ...

I wish I would know certain things ahead of time.
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wish granted. you now know exactly when any person around you will die, and you also know that you won't be able to do anything about it.

i wish for someone to hold me tight, kiss me goodnight.
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Wish granted, but as you open your eyes you see the person you hate the most.

I wish for heaven on earth
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wish granted you just died on earth :P
I wish for a bag of chips
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wish granted, the heaven is on the earth and the earth is in heaven. the powers that be are now extremely petty, hungry, tired, and... -ahem- excited. all at the same time. and on the earth everyone gets everything they want, there are no bad people, and everything is extremely boring.

i wish that i knew better...
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wish granted now you are only knowledgable about stupid random facts that no one cares about XD
i wish for a cake on my birthday! WHICH IS NOW!
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Wish granted, but instestead of sugar whoever baked the cake used accidently salt, enjoy your birthday cake. :D

I wish I had good eyesight.
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Wish granted, however you'll have to look at images that make you want to kill yourself for the rest of your life!

I wish killing some people under some circumstances were allowed...
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wish granted eccept someone kills you first :D
I wish for a laptop :D
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Fatherseyes
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Wish granted, but it is a cake in laptop form.

I wish for a nice book to read.
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Wish granted, but it is in braille.

I wish for a crumpled paper ball.
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted you a teleported to a dump to find one but you can never come back out

i wish for canned water :D
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wish granted. no water comes in bottles anymore, just metal cans. this leads to a great depletion of natural resources and that causes numerous bad things to happen. and you get to live with the guilt.

i wish for the ability to hold an intellectual conversation with any person at any time.
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wish granted but the definition of intelectual because stupid :P world gets slipped topsy turvy XD

I wish for a shooting star :D
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wish granted. the shooting star was shot right at you. you get a concussion and some burns from a meteorite.

i wish for... corey vidal to be my big brother!
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wish granted, but he will be 30 years older than you and nobody else will know him anymore.
(who's corey vidal btw ?)

i wish i could fire lasers from my eyes ,which fry whatever i am looking at,when i am angry ,without hurting me, or anything that isn't in the center of my vision or what i don't want to hurt or being permanantly angry or not being angry at all
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wish granted. you live in an area of nothingness, so there isn't anything to fry, and you're only angry at your lonely exsistence, which you can't fry.

i wish that my brother weren't 30 years older than me... because that might not be physically possible.

http://www.youtube.com/apprenticeA
http://www.blogtv.com/people/coreyvidal

links to his youtube channel and blogTV page. you can probably also find him on facebook, twitter, and wikipedia.
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Fatherseyes
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wish granted, he is now 30 years younger. (.... it is possible, I know someone who has a *maybe just 20 years* older brother. Actually they are full brothers but not bloodrealted at all^^)

I wish to win the 1st price ...
Edited by Fatherseyes, Oct 10 2010, 04:28 PM.
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wish granted, you get first prize but then you fall into a coma and a greedy evil twin takes it instead, along with your entire life.

i wish for the Doctor...
Edited by guilover, Oct 12 2010, 12:40 AM.
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Oh I did some kind of a lottery and I want to win the 1st price.
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wish granted except first prize doesn't get anything since you read it wrong :D
i wish for candy!
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Wish granted, but you didn't notice that the best before date was already expiered and now you have a massive stomachache.

I wish for a world with out money ...
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Wish granted, but now we are forced to use bartering and there's even more conflict because people can't agree on the value of a good vs. another good...Hey, nice chicken. I'll give ya a bag of potatoes for it?

I wish for more people to make high quality submissions for the fanart contest. We got only one submission for October, though I thought it was very nicely done.
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wish granted, everyone spends so much time making their awesome fan art that the world's economy collapses from the lack of work and we're all overrun by people who don't have computers...

i wish for more time. preferrably the sort of time that comes along when the rest of the world freezes until i actually finish everything i want to...
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Wish granted, but you have no control of the time freezes and they always seem to happen when you have nothing to do or are asleep. So in the end, no net increase in productivity. On the upside, you've been having a lot more epic dreams...

I wish for the next person's wish to come true.
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Wish granted, but they wish for world domination and enslavement of all moderators. :D

I wish for world domination and enslavement of all moderators.
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Wish granted, but you are made a moderator of the most useless forum, no less.

I wish for the next person to not corrupt this wish.
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wish granted. by not corrupting your wish, your wish corrupts this entire thread. what were the last... 3 months for????
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granted... but he tortures you to the point of death every day.
I wish to be a butterfly.
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granted ... but someone catches you and pins you up alive to add you to his collection

I wish for more people to be active at the forum
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Wish granted, but it's the other forum. (Speaking of which, fat hers eyes, start checking the other forum. Shadow is doing the NaNoWriMo thing too and wants to talk to other participants.)

I wish for the next person to find true happiness.
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Wish granted, but only for the last 0.35 seconds of my life.

I wish for a larger download limit.
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Wish granted. Instead of 10 GB a month, you get 20 GB every two months.

I wish the next person would corrupt this wish.
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wish granted. this paradox makes the universe implode. funny how that seems to keep happening...

i wish to know what the other forum is...
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wish granted. it's a forum that is not this one.

i wish the next person to post in this thread would be someone other than guilover.
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