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Corrupt a wish
Topic Started: Aug 16 2010, 11:13 PM (12,818 Views)
Fatherseyes
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wish granted, but than nobody else will post, so I had mercy and wrote something :D

I wish I had artistic talent
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kycse
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Wish granted, but you don't have the tools you need in order to utilize it, and won't ever get them.

I wish cooking wouldn't consume so much time.
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amginE
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wish granted. you eat instant noodles for the rest of your life.

i wish you could separate german compound words with dashes and no grammar nazis (pardon the pun) would mind.
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Fatherseyes
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wish granted, but therefore the Englishlanguage does not have spaces between words at all and you will have a difficult time reading, since you never knew where you stopped.

I wish that certain people would stop being so stupid as they are (not talking about people here)
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wish granted, they all turn into spambots (no longer people you see?)

I wish that the new season of Doctor Who was already starting
Edited by master_tonberry, Nov 16 2010, 08:57 AM.
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amginE
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wish granted. it has already started and you're aren't able to watch a single minute of it because they moved the time it's shown and further reduced your monthly bandwidth.

i wish for nothing.
Edited by amginE, Nov 16 2010, 10:11 AM.
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wish granted. here it is --->
what's the matter? can't see it? :P

i second ton's wish... i would be going through withdrawal if it weren't for fan art on DA...
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Granted, but you are cast out.

I wish for a peaceful life.
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Fatherseyes
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granted, but it is the after life :P

I wish for more ideas
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amginE
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sure i can grant you that: a short, peaceful life and then you die a nice peaceful death from unknown reasons...
and then you get revived as a zombie in a world rife with chaos. have fun!

edit: dang it father. here's yours.

you get lots of ideas, but they're all horrible ones, like that elaborate plan to become a criminal mastermind by stealing the statue of liberty and holding it ransom.

i wish i were still alive now.
Edited by amginE, Nov 19 2010, 05:28 PM.
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Granted, but it excludes itself. If you aren't alive you couldn't write. No complains^^


I wish for a cup of tea.
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amginE
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let's do this lolcats style

"i made you a cup of tea but i eated it"

i wish for the next poster to be alive
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Granted, but as you make the wish you realize that you are the one that senses what you think. So thinking that the next poster dies you actually die yourself.

I wish you wouldn't be so good in this "game"
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Fatherseyes
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wish granted he is now not so good in this "game" anymore but neither are you

I wish that my cat likes me again *snif*
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kycse
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Wish granted, however now it's boring.

I wish for a faster way to install an operating system.


Wish granted, but your cat likes you so much, it scratches you the whole time to hold onto you.

I wish for a faster way to install a operating system.
Edited by kycse, Nov 19 2010, 07:31 PM.
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amginE
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you figured it out. you install dos 3.1 as your os and it look only a few minutes. enjoy your command prompts

i wish the next person gets to have my wish as well as their own
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted you get no with but i get it :D

I wish for a ticket to HP7.1
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Tetsuki
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Granted but you will have to buy one for me.

I wish that humanity exists forever.
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amginE
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yep, humanity will exist forever...in the history books of the aliens that wiped out the species and the entire planet along with it. they even left two alive, which happens to be you and the actor that played the purple telletubby, by giving you two immortality potions so that you guys can be on display in their zoo of conquered species. time for tubby bye bye!

i wish for the next poster to fall truly, madly, deeply in love...with the poster after them.

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Fatherseyes
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wish granted but one of them will be abducted by aliens as soon as they fall in love and so they will not have the happy ever after they wish for.

I wish for a proofreader for the german translation
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wish granted. but the proofreader doesn't know a word of german and makes a mess of your hard work.

i wish that fatherseyes is the one that gets abducted by aliens.
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Tetsuki
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Granted but moreover you get into it yourself as well.

I wish for there to be more room for books in my room.
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Fatherseyes
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Wish granted, now you live in the public libary and everybody can come into your personal room.

I wish for more time
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amginE
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sure. here you go.
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is that enough? ;)

i wish the next poster to this thread would not make a post.
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Tetsuki
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Granted, but as an artifical being I do not understand your question

I wish to be in YOUR room right now.
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amginE
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you're in my room right now. but i'm a homeless bum and am just staying over in your room, so my room is really just your room. so tet, what do you want to do in our room?

i wish for you.
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted you get a badly made doll of me :D

I wish for snow
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Fatherseyes
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Wish granted, but it snows that heavy that your house gives in to the massas of snow and now you have snow as you livingroom.

I wish for chocolate
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kycse
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Wish granted, it's spicy marzipan-pepperoni chocolate.

I wish for a just world.
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amginE
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the world is just, but it doesn't follow the definition of justice that you believe in.
"For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways..."

i wish for bad things to happen to me.
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Tetsuki
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(@ amiginE kick you out ^^)

Granted but before something bad happens you get to be in my room.

I wish that the next poster is pretty.
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apoptoxin4869
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Wish granted I am :D but you become super ugly :DDD XD

I wish for world peace :D
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amginE
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(@tetsuki, wait what? i'm in your room, i get kicked out, and i'm back in your room? and then you do something bad to me?)

because of 4869, world peace happens right after we nuke every living thing out of existence.

i wish the next poster would attach to his/her post a photo of his/her own hand, holding a sign that says [next poster's name] is amgine's slave.

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(the good thing is that you are in my room^^)

Granted, but the current poster doesn't have a camera.

I wish that the next poster finds happyness.
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apoptoxin4869
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current poster has found happiness after dancing upon your grave :D
(wait what is this in your room thing? O.o Hopefully not in the pants XD jkjk)

I wish for aliens to come in peace :D
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amginE
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(wait what? tetsuki is in my pants now? or am i in tetsuki's pants?)

wish granted. a bunch of people from your least favorite bordering country obtain visas and immigrate to your country. and then they steal your jobs. your women. your livelihood. peacefully, of course.

i wish for a politician. (go ahead and corrupt him.)



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Tetsuki
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(wow pants now... and I don't even know if amginE is male or female... lol)

Granted, but he runs earth into chaos.
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Fatherseyes
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(slightly imagening the discussion between Prince and Kenshin ... lace please.^^)

Tetsuki what are you wishing for?
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amginE
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haha which do you prefer, tet?
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apoptoxin4869
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I know tet is a boy... since after thinking he was a girl for the longest time :P and then i thought amginE was a girl????

idk the wish so ima make one XD

I wish for a sock
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Fatherseyes
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Wish granted, but the one sock you get, has a big hole in it ... right were the sole should be.

I wish for a new computer
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted it is used and old but it's bought just for you :D
I wish for justice :D
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amginE
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ok, i'll give you chief justice of the supreme court john roberts, a guy who is sneakily trying to take away your first amendment rights.

(btw kycse already wished for justice)

anyway i'm actually an AI, a neural network to be exact. But I wish I were human. So I can experience happiness only to then feel the dregs of depression, have a heart only to get it broken, and learn to live only to eventually die.
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(SO you remember^^ I prefer being genderless on the internet and than people think up the gender themselves. ;) )

Granted, but it has holes.

I wish for a good conversation
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(I still think you're a female E, Tet could have his soul drained into the internet world and them meet you. could happen XD)
wish granted. It happens when you're gone.

I wish
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Granted, but it's your last wish and you've wasted it just now.

I wish for absolute transparency on the Internet. (You would never need to guess peoples genders anymore apotoxin, interesting, isn't it?)
Edited by kycse, Dec 3 2010, 04:06 PM.
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Fatherseyes
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Wish granted, everybody will know everything about everybody who has internetconnection now.

I wish for my rmoved teeth to be back in my mouth and so to get rid of the pain.
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the teeth are back in your mouth but they are still removed. you're sucking on them and pretending they are mints.

i wish someone would properly corrupt my wish this time (previous wish: I wish I were human --> granted but it has holes. wtf?)
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apoptoxin4869
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LOL I didn't understand that at all XD

Wish granted but you are a human on a different world where you are kept in a petting zoo an entertainment and given tiny rations of food to survive off of.

I wish to conquer the world
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kycse
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Wish granted, it is the world of your mind.

I wish I could modify friction in a radius of 2m around me with my mind.
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