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| apoptoxin4869 | Dec 4 2010, 06:34 PM Post #251 |
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Wish granted but you are comatose and don't know what's going on and you don't know you have the power so therefore you can't do anything. I wish to be able to own the moon |
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| amginE | Dec 6 2010, 10:31 AM Post #252 |
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ok, you get the moon of a far-off, barren planet that you have never seen before and will never be able to see. the planet is insignificant, and its moon even moreso. and as its owner, you are also considered pretty insignificant, as pretty much everyone else own far more significant moons, or multiple significant moons. i wish i were |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Dec 6 2010, 11:00 PM Post #253 |
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wish granted you are so stupid you're brain stops and you died. i wish to end world hunger |
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| amginE | Dec 6 2010, 11:54 PM Post #254 |
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you end world hunger by bringing cannibalism back into vogue. how? well, you get yourself eaten alive on MTV, starting a worldwide fad for eating other humans. the people who would be hungry in the old world all get eaten, and the rest are full from the delicacies of human meat. jonathan swift would be rolling in his grave. i wish the next person would make a post. |
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| guilover | Dec 7 2010, 01:03 AM Post #255 |
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wish granted, but this is the worst post i nevewefo aasmdkw beocase i'ms too tired froem wriwetng my englsih playlsit... :*( iw sih atht iw ree doen wthi my englsih... |
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| amginE | Dec 7 2010, 10:26 AM Post #256 |
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yeah you're done with your english. in fact you don't need to learn or speak another word of english because you're in a parallel universe where the allied forces lost the war...and coincidentally britain doesn't exist anymore there. Schade für Sie. Lang lebe das Reich. Ich wünschte, Sie würden diesen Satz zu verstehen. wenn man nicht Deutsch sind, dann habe ausgetrickst! Sie können nicht korrupt der Vergangenheit! (p.s. you need to revive the riddle threat gui) |
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| kycse | Dec 7 2010, 12:13 PM Post #257 |
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Granted, Not even a german would acknowledge that as proper or slang german. I wish someone would wish for something in spanish. (amginge... google translator? hmm no... By guessing the sentence you used I got the same result, but it still doesn't make any sense... As for the translation mistakes: Schade für sie. Ich wünschte sie (I guess you wrote you) würden diesen Satz verstehen. Wenn man nicht Deutsch ist, dann habe ich sie ausgetrickst! Sie können die Vergangenheit nicht korrupieren. And for my guess of your sentences: Too bad for you. Long live the Reich (well empire actually) I wish you would understand this sentence. If you aren't German, (then) I tricked you. You can't corrupt(??) the past. ) Edited by kycse, Dec 7 2010, 12:14 PM.
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| apoptoxin4869 | Dec 7 2010, 09:49 PM Post #258 |
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deseo concedi. Yo escribo in espanol, y tu computadora no comprender espanol. HEHE Yo espero para una computadora nueva. |
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| amginE | Dec 8 2010, 10:33 AM Post #259 |
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aqui, una computadora nueva para ti. Pero la computadora tiene una contraseña, y no puedes adivinarlo porque la contraseña hay cuarenta letras. jajaja אני מאחל לך תגיב בערבית (and yeah kycse, i knew something was wrong when i tried to put the converted german back into english. oh well. yeah corrupt is right. since you're supposed to corrupt the wish.) |
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| kycse | Dec 9 2010, 03:50 AM Post #260 |
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Wish granted. Pero eres la solamente persona, que dices el hebreo. Ich wünsche ich hätte eine neue Batterie für mein Mainboard. (Just wondered, because there is no real "corrupt" in german, most people would use "change" instead damn it's been a long time since I last wrote / spoke spanish) |
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| amginE | Dec 9 2010, 10:23 AM Post #261 |
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(lol the wish in hebrew was for a response in arabic. anyway your wish looks easy enough to decipher without le google, so here we go) you got a new battery for your mainboard, but it was made by a shady chinese knockoff company and it overloaded your computer and fried all your components. i wish, i wish upon a star to see your face inside a bar we'd talk and laugh all through the night and be good friends for the rest of our lives (and i hope you wont tell me that about half the terms in the novels as well. e.g. "what do you mean, there's no word for aura in german?") |
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| kycse | Dec 9 2010, 02:46 PM Post #262 |
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Wish granted, though it'll be in the afterlife. I wish for a portable heater without weight. (Deciphered correctly ;), well aura is more or less a loanword for aura... ) |
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| amginE | Dec 9 2010, 03:53 PM Post #263 |
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um okay. i present...a regular portal heater in outer space...it's weightless! though you're still stuck on earth and cannot use it anyhow (force = mass * acceleration, ~0 gravity = ~0 weight) i wish to corrupt the wish that the next poster makes |
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| guilover | Dec 14 2010, 10:42 PM Post #264 |
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wish granted, but only if you're fast enough. and my wish will be for you to not corrupt the wish, so... i don't know where i'm going with this. i wish i get a B at least on the APUSH test tomorrow. and that ami won't corrupt this wish. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Dec 14 2010, 10:48 PM Post #265 |
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Wish granted. You get a B, but the teacher ends up typing an F in the computer, and it is too late to change the grade, since all the grades must be in the computer by a certain time and date. You Now have an F in the grade book. I wish to the next poster not to corrupt this wish: I wish for people on this forum to know who I am. |
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| guilover | Dec 14 2010, 10:59 PM Post #266 |
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Warning: impossible to corrupt because we already know who you are... SHI! ![]() but seriously, no one else really added you, did they? you are doomed to be known only by me. i wish i was better at presenting arguments instead of citing obscure information to tear them apart... |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Dec 14 2010, 11:59 PM Post #267 |
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No, I am not. Shi and I mix accounts. I was the original owner to the apoptoxin4869 account. I am actually her cousin. You can tell by the differences in our typing styles. She's been really busy so I have been "taking over" for her recently. I think i win this argument. I would assume that I was the first person you met on the original forum. It's nice to be back. ![]() Wish granted You can now site documents, but they are irreverent to whatever you are doing. I wish that there was no such thing as war. |
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| amginE | Dec 15 2010, 12:54 AM Post #268 |
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okay. there's no "war" anymore as constant warfare becomes the norm, the expected. as such, the term "war" falls out of use as it becomes "just a part of reality". i wish the next poster would be stumped as to how to corrupt this wish. |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 16 2010, 03:57 PM Post #269 |
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Granted, but he is so stupid that he doesn't understand the wish. So he can't follow. I wish to be in heaven. |
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| Fatherseyes | Dec 16 2010, 05:22 PM Post #270 |
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Wish granted unfortuatly for you heaven is aleready full and you are sent to hell instead ![]() I wish for not having to go to shool tomorrow, because of snow. |
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| amginE | Dec 16 2010, 06:23 PM Post #271 |
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big snow comes, school gets canceled...and you are told that you don't have to go to school. but then you realize that you forgot your purse which has all your important documents and belongings at school. because of the snow, you are unable to make it to school to retrieve your purse. but the janitor (who has been stalking you for some time) goes to school as normal and picks up your purse. as a result, you lose your bank account, your license and id, and your cell phone, all because of a snow day. i wish fathers wouldn't be too mad at how badly she got pwned. |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 17 2010, 10:50 AM Post #272 |
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Do you mean he? Granted, but for owning him you get a week of house arrest I wish that the previous poster wouldn't have posted. Edited by Tetsuki, Dec 17 2010, 10:53 AM.
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| Fatherseyes | Dec 17 2010, 05:21 PM Post #273 |
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Wish granted, instead of amginE you posted twice. I wish for a warm summer day on christmas ... (amginE why would I care? It is not as if it were real any way ;)) |
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| amginE | Dec 17 2010, 07:44 PM Post #274 |
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(no i mean she and i was being facetious about you getting mad. though you did get pwned pretty badly if i do say so myself) you get a warm summer's day on christmas, but only because you got kidnapped and dropped into the middle of the sahara desert. enjoy building sandmen and cactus trees this holiday season! i wish for sexual favors from the next poster. |
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| kycse | Dec 18 2010, 03:20 AM Post #275 |
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Granted, but since we've never met, I don't know what you look like and can't grant them. Apart from that, I'm certainly not the person you want to get them from. I wish a way to move as fast as light would exist right now. |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 18 2010, 07:08 AM Post #276 |
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Granted, but only Photons can do it. I wish to be god. |
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| kycse | Dec 18 2010, 11:04 AM Post #277 |
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Granted, you are the god of the sandbox program on your PC. I wish the concept of time would be different. |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 18 2010, 12:32 PM Post #278 |
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Granted as time is constant now. But now the universe collaps. I wish that we would be able to see infrared and ultraviolet Edited by Tetsuki, Dec 18 2010, 12:33 PM.
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| amginE | Dec 18 2010, 01:18 PM Post #279 |
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we can but you were born blind. I wish my wish would come true. |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 18 2010, 05:18 PM Post #280 |
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Granted, but you wish to die. I wish to be every wish |
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| amginE | Dec 18 2010, 07:50 PM Post #281 |
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ok, but that means you have been corrupted 280 times. dirty boy. i wish i dont have to make a wish |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 19 2010, 01:36 PM Post #282 |
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Granted, but with saying that you already corrupted your wish yourself. I wish for a white x-mas Edited by Tetsuki, Dec 19 2010, 01:36 PM.
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| Fatherseyes | Dec 19 2010, 04:12 PM Post #283 |
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Wish granted, just that the white is not snow but ashes from a near by vulcano. I wish my head ache would go away. |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 19 2010, 07:28 PM Post #284 |
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Granted, but now your head is empty. I wish that the next poster wishes that she/he is an angel. |
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| amginE | Dec 19 2010, 10:53 PM Post #285 |
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okay, but i'm dyslexic i wish i were an angle |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 20 2010, 03:33 AM Post #286 |
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(what has dyslexic to do with corrupting the wish?? I really am dyslexic...) Granted, but you are an fallen angel... I wish the world would collapse. |
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| amginE | Dec 20 2010, 04:54 PM Post #287 |
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(look closely at the wish. i asked to be an ANGLE, not ANGEL, hence the dyslexia. though i guess it'd be doubly confusing for you who really is dyslexic...) the world collapses...but only in a parallel universe. nothing special ever happens in this one. i wish someone would gaze at the once-in-500-years winter solstice lunar eclipse with me tonight. |
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| apoptoxin4869 | Dec 20 2010, 05:49 PM Post #288 |
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wish granted XDDD there are lots of people going to watch it so youre not alone XDDDDDDD i wish for snow |
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| Fatherseyes | Dec 20 2010, 05:51 PM Post #289 |
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Wish granted, all over the world there is snow, just not where you are I wish for a good book to read Edited by Fatherseyes, Dec 20 2010, 05:52 PM.
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| amginE | Dec 20 2010, 10:04 PM Post #290 |
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i give you a good book, but it's in chinese. and we're not translating it. i wish the panda didn't knock over my groceries |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 21 2010, 10:19 AM Post #291 |
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(now I get it....) Granted, but it was a fake. YOu knew ist would happen. I wish |
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| amginE | Dec 21 2010, 10:51 PM Post #292 |
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granted but only because it was wished like 50 posts up by apo i wish for a pimple |
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| guilover | Dec 22 2010, 12:26 AM Post #293 |
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wish granted. it's right at the place in the middle of your back that you can't reach, and it causes you daily pain. moreover, it turns cancerous. have fun with your cancerous, unreachable pimple. i wish for tea at all tea parties! (especially the ones with angry conservatives.) |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 22 2010, 04:35 AM Post #294 |
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Granted, but there is none that tastes you. I wish I could get to Dresden in a minute. (about 400 km) Edited by Tetsuki, Dec 22 2010, 04:36 AM.
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| guilover | Dec 23 2010, 01:05 AM Post #295 |
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wish granted, but the forces involved make you turn into mush. i wish for a christmas carol. |
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| Fatherseyes | Dec 23 2010, 06:06 PM Post #296 |
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Wish granted ...*singing 'Last Christmas' for guilover* *cough, cough* I wish for a present for my nephew. |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 27 2010, 06:34 AM Post #297 |
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Granted, but it's to late. I wish for 1 trillion euro. |
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| amginE | Dec 27 2010, 10:36 AM Post #298 |
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okay, but only after the euro goes into hyperinflation, so that 1 trilliion euro is barely enough to buy a pack of gum. i wish the next poster would give me a back massage. and use as much force as you can, no sissy patting. |
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| Tetsuki | Dec 27 2010, 08:08 PM Post #299 |
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Granted but it's so strong that you can't walk for the whole bnext week. I wish there wouldn't be so many good books I can read. |
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| Fatherseyes | Dec 28 2010, 05:28 PM Post #300 |
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Wish granted there are still so many good books, but they are in a language, that you can not read, all the books in the languages that you can read are no good or uniteressting books. I wish I would understand what I am supposed to understand. |
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