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Topic Started: Aug 16 2010, 11:13 PM (12,816 Views)
Kobowo
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granted but you still dont understand anything O_o whats the point of granting XD
I wish for members would join again :3
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted but their all noobs who spam up the forum

i wish for better handwriting
Edited by apoptoxin4869, Dec 30 2010, 12:49 PM.
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wish granted, you write so clearly that it's too perfect for anyone to see without being burned by a holy fire.

i wish i knew how long a tube of lip balm is supposed to last... do they make them in 3 packs because they know we lose them so easily? and why doesn't lipstick get lost as much?
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apoptoxin4869
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Wish granted but it breaks everytime you use it lolz

i wish for a bag of skittles
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The bag of skittles turn out to be poison counters from Skithiryx. (Reference for those MTG players)

I wish for a happy year ahead!
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apoptoxin4869
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Wish granted xD happy for everyone else but not for you xD

I wish that my job isnt so stressful :P
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wish granted, you loose your job, now you have all the time you want to relax.

I wish I were not so tired.
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted but you never go to sleep again and you cant relax
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The emo, again.
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Wish granted, you have no wish. O.o Hahaha...

I wish were in a game world... And we have God Mode activated...
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wish granted but since everyones is agod youre not special

I wish for it to stop snowing XDDDDD
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Wish granted, it's now a freezing rain. even more annoying than snow! :P

i wish mid-terms are easy...
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apoptoxin4869
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OMGOMG O_O you actually granted the wish!!!
wish granted its easy for everyone else not you xDDD

i wish for a hand warmer
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Granted! But the box says batteries not included.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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amginE
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You now realize what you want to wish for, but you also realize it's something that you'll never obtain no matter how hard you wish. keep on wishing, little fox. it won't change a thing.

i wish to have my cake and eat it too.

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apoptoxin4869
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Wish granted but then you explode after eating it

i wish for an explosion
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Granted, but it's so far away in a tiny village nobody cares about that you shall not be able to see or hear it, and it won't even make it into the world news.

I wish vending machines weren't money eating devils that eat my last coin without giving me my well deserved candy bar.
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Fatherseyes
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Wish granted, vending machines are not operating with coins anymore, they take blood instead of coins now. Good luck :D

I wish for curly hair.
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amginE
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granted but it's not the hair on your head...

i wish the next person doesn't make a wish
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Granted, but then I pass my wish onto the next person so they get two wishes. ;p
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I wish for aliens to take over Earth and i wish for meh dog to eat the flesh of my annoying neighbor :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Fatherseyes
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Wishes granted, unfortunatly for you those things happened already and nothing happens twice on earth.

I wish for a household that cleans itself.
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Wish granted but since its super AI then it takes over your house and then your forced to live on the streets and become a hobo

i wish i was a hobo
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Due to your poor grammar skills, you are fired from your job as an English teacher and now you're a hobo.
But because your Asian parents would rather die than accept the shame of having a hobo for a daughter, they force you to take the first job you can find. Thus, you find yourself working as a "sanitation engineer", cleaning up toxins. How oddly appropriate.

I wish to crush the next poster, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Edited by amginE, Jan 18 2011, 05:39 PM.
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I wish you wouldn't grant my wish. >3
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apoptoxin4869
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Wish not granted but instead you get a piano to fall on your head and then you die :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i wish i was a engrish teacher :PPPPP
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Oh, your students realize your misspelled English and start to ridicule you about it. You decide you're not it or the job and then quit, leaving you jobless.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
Edited by NG-KK, Jan 25 2011, 09:18 AM.
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go ahead then. make a wish. it won't get corrupted but it wont get granted, either. it'll just be a little wishful thought that is left alone by the wayside, ignored and soon forgotten.

i wish that this post not be read.
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted you are deleted from the forum so you dun know if it was or not :PPPP
i wish for moar corn!!
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Granted, here's more corny jokes (aka corn)
Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears!
Do you know the father of all bad jokes is? Pop Corn!
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

I wish I could cook, I'm getting tired of eating burnt cereal.
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Granted, you can cook however all you can cook is charred cereal.

I wish for anyone reading this to be confused beyond belieff.
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amginE
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yeah, i'm utterly confused at how anyone could spell "belief" with two f's...=P

i wish everyone would use a browser with spellcheck and correct their mistakes before posting.
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Granted, but all those don't have time to post.

I wish that the next wish contains my name.
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Wish granted, unfortunatly for you I am name blind and the only name I ever write is Fatherseyes, my own. xD

I wish for summer to be here now.
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Granted, but with here is meant earth and in the southern hemisphere there is summer.

I wish to die.
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You will eventually, but at that time in the future it is forbidden by the law to die and everybody (that includes you) is forced to swallow the so called 'resurrection pills'.

I wish for a hammock.
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wish granted, but it's hopelessly tangled. good luck.

i wish bad things didn't happen all at once... especially not right before valentine's day.
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Granted, because nothing happens in the same ps (pikoseconds)

I wish I wouldn't write a test in two hours.
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Wish granted, but only because you have twenty tests to sit through right now.

I wish my plant tissue culture samples would grow faster. It's pretty depressing to see them gain just an extra centimetre in height every month. [Yes, I live in a Commonwealth country so if my spelling annoys you, then bite me!]
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*bites rigel*

rigel turns into a vampire, and inadvertently infects those plants tissue samples as well. they grow astronomically like cancerous tumours, to the point that they are determined to be a biohazard. due to safety concerns, the teacher is forced to remove the plants from the classroom and rigel fails the course from lack of usable data.

the plants, however, survive and are rumoured to be waging an epic war against the zombie horde.

i vvish for the next poster to corrupt me in an epic, elegant manner.
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If you insist, I shall comply with your wishes... but i don't know how to corrupt anyone, so i'll just smile here angelically. is it working?

I wish for M.M.M. to rest in peace, and that everyone would pray for his family and friends...
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Granted, but god doesn't understand what M.M.M. is so he can't grant it. So he grants the second wish, but praying doesn't help at all.

I wish live would exist everywhere.
Edited by Tetsuki, Feb 12 2011, 07:31 AM.
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wish granted, EVERYTHING is alive now. my keyboard is complaining... or something. it's screaming, but i can't tell if they're good screams or bad. mull THAT one over.

i wish i had more wintergreen lifesavers... mmmmmm...
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Granted, but it is on the other side of the earth.

I wish to be another person
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wish granted, you're now me. have fun being an unusually tall 16-year-old girl in a school where a senior just died in a car crash.

i wish i weren't so stuck on this tragedy, but without it seeming like i don't care at all...
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Granted, but you seem so caring that it is suspicies

I wish to be home.
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Wish granted, but "home" is now under water. you'll be sleeping with the fishes! (or just migrating to Marian's Mountain Range, now the tallest point in the world. yeah, the world got reversed. who knew?)

i wish that he were more open to other view points...
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wish granted but theyre on other forums

i wish for a hippo
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wish granted, but it kills you. did you know more human deaths are caused by hippos than lions?

i wish to be a better geek than i was today... think "Major" rather than "Total".
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Wish granted but only in a fictional world of your dreamz :PPPPP
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No wishes? Oh well, I'll make a wish then. I wish for a Sun Knight's Divine Sun Sword!
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