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Topic Started: Aug 16 2010, 11:13 PM (12,815 Views)
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wish granted, but you break it and have to go on an epic quest for a new one, which you only pass by selling your soul to Pink. since she's already got an apprentice and you're not that great with magic, you're her slave. :)

i wish to know if i will be going to prom or not.
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Wish granted. You will be going to a prom, but along the way your ride stalls until a mechanic arrives three hours later. By the time you arrive, the only guest still hanging around is the school janitor who has to clean up the aftermath.

I wish for chocolate and peppermint ice-cream for lunch.
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Wish granted. You also get it for dinner and breakfast....for the rest of your life and quickly tire of it.

I wish there was a way to buy the Prince figure found at the "Taiwan Comiket".
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wish granted, but it's owned by the leader of the russian mafia now and the only way to pay for it is with your body...







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cosplaying for him until you collapse from exhaustion.

I wish I didn't feel so awkward about going over to zac's house to play mahjong with the chinese teacher...
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Wish granted. You feel super-confident throughout the day, even though you had your ass handed to you at the mahjong table and had a huge piece of green stuck between your teeth when you smiled at Zac's cute sister that you have a crush on.

I wish for Supermonkey banana-power!!! Whatever that is. XDD
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you get it, but it makes you act like a monkey and then get crushed by a giant super banana.

i wish that i were a more responsible student and less of an otaku...
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Wish granted, but only for an hour until the latest subtitled episode of 'Black Butler' appears on Youtube to distract you and you end up otakufied again.

I wish for Hugh Jackman to show up for tomorrow's class and do a pole-dance! God I feel so evil! XDDDD I was really surprised to find out that he dances, you know?
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wish granted, but it's not the famous hugh jackman. instead it is a lesser known fat tranny whose stage name is "Darla".

I wish for more recruits to World Quest, because this year I'm serious about it. *calculating eyes of the Secretary General survey possible applicants...*
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*rofling* Tranny? 'Darla'? *more rofling*

Wish granted, but all of a sudden the main game server fries and oh noes! All your precious game data is lost forevaaaa! Muahahahahahahaha!!!

I wish for the United States to 'accidentally' drop a chemical bomb on Kuala Lumpur, turning its 1.6 million denizens into flesh-eating zombehs!!!!
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wish granted, except they eat each others flesh and are very easy to kill. not nearly as thrilling or scary as people think zombies should be.

i wish World Quest were a game instead of a scholastic competition, because then i could retake the test and pwn everyone. especially Wilson.
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We would like to congratulate guil for receiving an A in the subject of Wish Corruption.

Incidentally, your wish has been granted. World Quest has been converted into a postgraduate-level game show on console games. You come out tops and beat the socks off Wilson, but the IRA arrests the producers for tax evasion and you lose your prize money before it even got into your hands. Tough luck, lady. XDDD

I wish Tohsaka Rin and Archer in Fate/Stay Night would just stop pretending to not like each other and just.... well... give everybody a happy ending!
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wish granted buttttt no one sees that part and the manga writer person changes it before publishing it poooooop

i wish for some tea
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wish granted. you get a gallon of this wintergreen tea which tastes like fermented dead leaves.

i wish for less realistic war movies...
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Wish granted. All soldier characters now sport blue skins and tails, wield light sabres and spurt out WAY more blood than their bodies can hold, realistically speaking The surreal goriness makes you decide to avoid blueberry sundaes for a couple of days.

My turn! My turn! I wish for a humongous German shepherd and a mega-sized Siberian husky to cuddle with. And I'm talking about the dog breeds here, not guys! But if the guys are hot... *drools happily while his gayness meter spikes through the roof*
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wish granted. both dogs are playful and loyal, and as large as a 4-bedroom house. unfortunately they squish you while cuddling.

i wish i weren't light-headed...
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with granted you now haz no head :PPPP

i wish more clothes
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wish granted, you now have all the old-lady underwear in the world.

i wish the Chinese teacher at my school didn't try to teach us so much...
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Wish granted. She goes on a strike, so there is no one to tutor you just before a test on ancient Chinese literature set at an epic level of difficulty - and of course you fail miserably.

I wish for 48 hours a day.
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wish granted, but now the year is shortened by a half and everyone has sleep problems because of the sudden shift. it leads to a sleep-zombie apocalypse.

i wish i didn't have to keep these earrings in all the time...
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wish granted you take em out and you DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wish for my last performance to be GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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wish granted, it was great but then everyone became zombies, danced Thriller, and ate your brain. you did not die happy because your puppy died too.

i wish i had more sleep...
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you get more sleep by leeching the sleep of others and consequently you spend the rest of your life sleep-walking while everyone else survive on energy drinks

i wish that all of you would quote this thread's post #274 for lolz
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wish granted, but since everyone is in a conspiracy to avoid you, we all get on and look at it at the same time, flooding the server and breaking the forum...

i wish i had a job so i didn't have to create a virtual social life online...
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wish granted. you have a job, it's collecting garbage 18/5 all alone so you still have to create your virtual social life online

i wish that i had more of an attention span
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wish granted. your attention span is so large that you can't stop focusing on whatever you are looking at right now, not even to eat or sleep.

i wish you didn't complain about being alone online when you're not.
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wish granted. now i spam-complain about everything else

wish i could get 11h of sleep tonoght
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wish granted, but it isn't a restful sleep and you wake up with a sinus infection.

i wish daystar didn't quote the shop-bird from the norther part of the Faron Woods in Zelda: Twilight Princess...
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wish granted. i forgot what the shopkeeper bird said and forgot to put the quote in quotes
(also what did the shopkeeper-bird say. i haven't played twilight princess in so long)

i wish that i had more memory in my head (GB) and a portable flash drive... and pencils to boot.
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wish granted but one you get them they suddenly explode and evil aliens come out of the drive to eat your brainz

i wish that i could fly
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wish granted. your signed up for flight lessons... without a simulator. meaning you crash and die

i wish that i had more delicious earl grey tea with nice pure white sugar and that i was able to drink all of it and not spill any and not die
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wish granted, you have all the tea and sugar you want. however, you lose all of your dental hygeine supplies and cannot procure more, so your teeth rot from all the tannic acid and sugar.

i wish i had tickets to a certain broadway show... (see banning game for details)
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wish granted. but the show is canceled

i wish that my dad wasn't trying to cut down on my sugar
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wish granted, but your blood-sugar level spikes and you die.

i wish for the ability to automatically tell good books from bad ones so i wouldn't waste any of my precious reading time...
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wish granted, but you are involved in a horrific accident involving a wizard, a cheese grater and a demonic denim shirt and lost your eyesight

i wish i could go to Mundus Magicus
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wish granted, but it's not half as interesting/entertaining/informative as you assumed it would be, and you regret wasting your time there for the rest of your life. you eventually died feeling profoundly unfulfilled.

i wish for better lollipops at the musical next year.
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wish granted. the lolipops are good but they spent all their money on good lolipops so there is no perfomance

i wish that i had solved a certain problem already
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wish granted. the problem is solved and two more replace it. this cycle continues, as if the original problem were the Hydra of greek mythology, and you never run out of problems that need solving.

i wish i weren't such a procrastinator...
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granted. instead your a storm-level workaholic

i wish that i could relax before i solve said problem, ad that i actually solve it anyway
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wish granted. you relax to the point of a pot-head (aka you don't do anything and seem to be in a drug-induced stupor, even though you've not touched a single leaf), and the problem gets solved by someone else.

i wish my best friend were here instead of 2 hours away...
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wish granted, your 2 hours from your friend

i wish i had more free time
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wish granted, you have all the time in the world and consequently die from boredom and over-eating.

i wish i didn't kill everyone in my corrupted wish...
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wish granted. you only kill one person per wish

i wish that i had one more commitment
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wish granted, you are now committed... to a 19th century insane asylum!

i wish there weren't so many people dying around me...
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wish granted. now you're the one dying around everyone else.

i wish that i didn't get the days of the week mixed up
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wish granted, you get the order right but you never say them in an intelligible language, so people think you're insane AND wrong.

i wish i didn't corrupt every wish using insanity today...
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wish granted. you start killing people again

(lol i want to think them right)

i wish that you would twist a wish in a happy way today
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wish granted, but only for the rest of the day in this time zone, which is about... 30 minutes. after that who knows what will happen?

i wish i weren't getting used to people dying...
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Wish granted. You go eeeeeeeek every time you see a dead body and your so unused to death that you go insane, even though you wished to commit suicide you where to unsettled to do it

I wish that wasn't constricted by this hard to type on iPod keyboard
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wish granted, they now have a keyboard that you can plug into it, but it's big and clunky so it retracts from the portability of the device.

i wish i knew everything there was to know about math and could put my evil teacher to shame...
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wish granted. you know so much that you go for the nobel prize and forget about your evil teacher

i wish that i could play the cello even beater than i do
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