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Corrupt a wish
Topic Started: Aug 16 2010, 11:13 PM (12,814 Views)
Yuki
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wish granted. a copy of you played cello much better than you and you got depressed. As a result, you committed suicide.

I wish I can be a genius!!
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wish granted. you become a spamming genious, and, as a result are killed by the people you spammed

(lol i wouldn't get that depressed)

i wish you'd have taken the rout to ascension i did...
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Yuki
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wish granted. you ascended to heaven but was rejected because heaven was over-capacitated. as a result you dropped to hell.

i wish i can have wings!!
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wish granted. but they where made by leonardo so don't fly far

(i meant something else)

i wish that i will be back soon (i will)
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Yuki
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wow u also play AC?? me too!!!

wish granted. u will come back here within 2 min and see that your wish has been corrupted.

i wish i can play AC3 this year!!
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wish granted. you get put in an animus and die

(sorry, i came back 2h later. no i don't play AC i just watched a lot of gameplay vids)

i wish that i owned AC:B
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Yuki
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wish granted. you got ACB as your birthday present and ended up playing it to the point that your social life is gone.

i wish the AC story is true in real life!! THAT WILL BE SO COOOOLLLLLLLL!!!
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wish granted. but you play the role of that girl from irl with the flashlight the one who
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(i already lack a social life)

i wish that i didn't have to go soon
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Yuki
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wish granted. you ended up continuing to post for 12 hours straight before your parents yank your energy-less body off your computer / laptop

i wish i can be an assassin in real life~~
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wish granted. you get a hidden blade IRL but fail at being an assassin

(my parents would drag me off a lot sooner than that...T_T)

i wish i was your brother

(time for a hilarious post where i switch places with your brother, at least 3 lines!)
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Yuki
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wish granted. You become my brother who has NO LIFE because he can't focus in his studies AT ALL and ends up having tuition at least 1x a day. Also, he gets a mountain of homework from the school he's enrolled in + the landlord gives him practice papers. In addition, he's in NCC club which is something like preparations before you enroll into army, so he gets bullied by the instructors. MOREOVER, I BULLY HIM EVERYDAY~~~ MUAHAHAHAHA *evil laugh*

I wish I can go sight-seeing in Europe~~
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wish granted. you go sight seeing in the slums of Europe

(if that really is your brother's life i pity him) (if that where my life i might be able to make lot better than it sounds)

i wish that it was 2.5 years in the future
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Yuki
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wish granted, i'm in america by that time and when you see my face, you are shocked beyond horror

i wish i can spam you in facebook
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wish granted but you have more spam than you know what to do with and die of spam overdose

i wish i could travel the world!
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Yuki
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wish granted, you traveled to iraq as part of your world tour and got shot in the head in the midst of gunfire.

i wish i can have more friends~~
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granted, but they all talk bad about you behind your back and spread awful rumours about you.

I wish to find a piercing which I want.
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wish granted. your friends (including me, right?) clone so you have twice the number

i wish that i could be sure I'd found your facebook
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Yuki
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wish granted, you try to find my facebook acc just to find that there are 12000 matches to it.
i wish that you'd tell me your assumption of my facebook name
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wish granted. Hillary tjioe.

(actually i found about five)

i wish you could stay up even later!
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SORRY WRONG FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!! HAHA!!
wish granted, i can stay up till 12am today cos my school starts 1 hour later tmw

i wish i can read my comics in peace....
Edited by Yuki, May 4 2011, 11:59 AM.
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...but the name attached to your emails?... probably fake

wish granted. the internet shuts down, happy reading those comics

i wish that i was a faster typist


Edited by daystar, May 4 2011, 12:07 PM.
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Yuki
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lol i meant that i was reading comics on mangafox....

wish granted, you can type 1000 words within one second but by the time you finish, all your fingers are broken

i wish that i can have more holidays!!
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Wish granted. Everyday is a holiday so you fail your Dream

(that might be useful)

I wish I was on a laptop
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Yuki
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wish granted! you got sick and was sent back home, so you can use your laptop while sneezing all day long and replying my posts!! btw i changed my username!!

i wish the world will end soon~
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Wish granted. The world ends and you get reincarnated

(that wouldn't help TT I would love if that could happen)

I wish that I was a normal school kid...
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Yuki
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wish granted, you became a normal school kid who got bullied everyday cos you look like a nerd~~

i wish i can stop getting bullied by others for whatsoever reasons
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Wish granted. Now you're the bully

(hahahahwhahhaha I'd be faster than them.)

I wish that I could write with a pen faster
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Yuki
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wish granted. you can write with a pen faster but as a result, your wrist got snapped.

I wish my aunt wouldn't come to singapore and bother ME cos she's DAMN ANNOYING
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wish granted, instead of coming to Singapore she comes to your house

i wish i could control my sleep time
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Yuki
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wish granted. you can control your sleep time but because you got too addicted with this forum, you end up not sleeping for 3 days straight and fainted.

i wish i have less homework!
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wish granted but you become stupid from not doing hw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish for teh next person not to corrupt my wish :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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wish granted. but the next person is just the sort of person to ignore that and your :P becomes :b

(@yuki: that would be nice. descends into fantasy)

i wish to be a moderator and that i get this wish grated and not corrupted
Edited by daystar, May 14 2011, 10:42 PM.
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wish granted. but you are an awful moderator and the admin decided to kick you out. :P

i wish i can play Sword Art Online in real life~~
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wish granted, but you forget how to play it

i wish i could talk all day
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Yuki
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wish granted, you can talk all day. as a result, you often get sore throats.

i wish i can stalk you on facebook~~ XD
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wish granted you stalk daystar but then he/she finds out where you live O.O DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish everyone was as happi as i was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wish granted but we don't have anything to be happy about and get sad

(I can already almost do that)

I wish i could have had a better weekend
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Yuki
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Wish granted. You have a better weekend by chatting to us~~ but you end up having your iPod Touch confiscated for playing with it for too LONG~

I wish my exams won't come
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wish granted, instead you have to write your thesis already

actually it would of been my computer....

i wish i could read at a faster pace, but not too fast
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@amarante: wish granted. you get your head pierced with a giant sword

i wish my deadlines would be ore reasonable
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Yuki
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Wish granted. Your deadlines accumulate and become one, making you having to submit everything in one day.

I wish I can sleep and STOP SPAMMING! XD
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Granted, but you are so frustrated about it that you spamm two days nonstop after that night.

I wish for spamm to be noexistend in this world.
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Wish granted. Spam becomes nonexistant for 1 day, before resuming tomorrow!

I wish my brother would stop annoying me...><
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Granted, but now he is always pissing you off.

I wish to have no gender.
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Wish granted. Your body becomes half boy, half girl, causing people to call you a freak of nature!

I wish the world will end in 2012~
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...That's two genders, not no gender.

Wish granted, but the Earth still lives on as the world that was destroyed happened in the Andromeda Galaxy.

I wish for someone to take out the garbage for me. D:
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Granted, but because that someone didn't know where "out" is he/she toke it into your room.

I wish to be myself.
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apoptoxin4869
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wish granted but you die and are reborn :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp

i wish for meh rank to go up
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wish granted. but it does not compute

i wish that a sweet new era appears in 2012!
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wish granted but you dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
muahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

i wish for nyan cat to be real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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