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from Tenback-Blonde Jokes; he he
Topic Started: Mar 26 2004, 11:23 PM (42 Views)
NoZ
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CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic
it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!"

EXPOSURE

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her
right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says,"Ma'am, are you aware that I
could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out." he says.

She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus
again!"

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk.. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "we were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook
their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"said the
Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"


IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


FINAL EXAM

The blonde reported for her university final examination that
consists of yes/no type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the
question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration,
takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin,
marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class
is still sweating it out.

During the last few minute s she is seen desperately throwing
the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my
answers."


FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new
dogs,and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex
and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
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the last one is funny.
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Ugh.

*wishes she hadn't come into this thread*
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NoZ
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I think I pushed a button on the pretty one!
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That is just wrong.. funny but wrong LOL
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Sorry. Just not fond of blonde jokes. One of the smartest people I know is a natural blonde.
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as long as they are in good fun and not trying to be hurtful.. it shouldnt' be a problem. People have to learn to laugh at themselves.. lack of sense of humour is half the problem w/this society!!!!LOL
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