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Mekla Meeker
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I don't want all your life's story, just the highlights
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Ahem. While my colleagues are engaged in totally pointless and immature screaming, I, at least, will continue to bring you important news.

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Readers, this reporter usually never reviews anything, especially not books, but just had to this time around because my life has been totally changed by Blackhole. In this reporter’s professional opinion it is the most amazing series ever written by anyone ever. In case you’ve been missing out on the phenomenon here’s what it’s about.

The main character is this girl who goes to live with her dad on Dantooine which is obviously depressing, or at least it is until she starts school and meets this really mysterious but totally gorgeous boy. Anyway, it turns out he’s totally an Anzati; you know, that species that sucks your brains out and lives forever? Except he and his family don’t and he’s totally romantic and they fall in love and it’s beautiful. In the next book, Nova, you find out her best friend is a Wyrwulve and he totally likes her, too, but really who cares when you have a handsome perfect romantic devoted Anzati around, right? Right. Anyway the whole series is about their love, which is totally pure and epic and romantic and amazing. It left this reporter both depressed at the lack of perfect guys in her life and optimistic about finding her own immortal, romantic, tormented Anzati lover.

The best part? They’re totally making a holofilm of it! There have been reports that Face Loran is slated to play the Anzati’s dad whose also a doctor, but there hasn’t been any confirmation on who else they’re casting. Obviously this fine publication will be working overtime to keep you informed, considering how incredibly important this is. I mean, I don’t have too much free time because I’m rereading these books for the 4th time, but what I do have will be devoted to keeping you up to date, readers.
So then he said that she said that she was talking to whatshername and she said... wait, hang on, I've got another call coming in! Here, go read something while I see what's up! (Doesn't that holopage have the cutest layout?)
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