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| Freestyle Farfetchd | Aug 15 2010, 07:27 AM Post #1 |
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ITT: funny chat logs from the NPX and such. 05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: Apparently 05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: holding a box of milk 05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: with the flashlight on 05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: while being shot 05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: by a turret 05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: while you say "ARSE" 05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: crashes the game |
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| Zigzagoon | Aug 15 2010, 07:29 AM Post #2 |
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Leafeon: Wheres my moneh Leafeon: (cum not cash) Slash Umbreon: That combine's wearin' Armor.... Slash Umbreon: I WANT ARMOR Slash Umbreon: wait I said that wrong Pagos Glaceon: lol cum not cash Slash Umbreon: THAT ZOMBIE'S WEARIN' ARMOR! Zigzagoon: sorry Slash Umbreon: I WANT ARMOR! Zigzagoon: I only pay by credit card~ Pagos Glaceon: WHY CANT I HAVE ARMOR? Zigzagoon pulls out his sperm bank card Pagos Glaceon: Too of course. Pagos Glaceon: wow zig XD ------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------ Pagos Glaceon: Why did they cut the zombie dog from L4D1? Pagos Glaceon: It would've been awesome '^' Donner Raichu: Valve always cuts awesome stuff Zigzagoon: valve makes the most awesome games Zigzagoon: then removes awesomeness from them Donner Raichu: They cut like, 2 vehicles and 7 weapons out of Half Life 2. And the Immolator Donner Raichu: Although, the Immolator's are still IN Half Life 2, but never fought. There's a poster showing one, and they made all the charred bodies Pagos Glaceon: Immolator? Pagos Glaceon: What is this you're talking about. Donner Raichu: It's an enemy cut from HL2. He had this fire beam that burnt everything Donner Raichu: No wait! Tsuki Umbreon: isn't it's head in Eli's Lab? Zigzagoon: inb4 immolators in HL2EP3 Donner Raichu: The weapon is the Immolator Donner Raichu: The enemy is the Cremator Donner Raichu: my bad Donner Raichu: and yes, one's head in in Eli's lab Absol entered chat. Donner Raichu: http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Cremator Pagos Glaceon: So Pagos Glaceon: it would be like Pagos Glaceon: the husk from KF? Donner Raichu: A little bit. The gun was more like a laser Zigzagoon: Yeah. Pagos Glaceon: lol, "Keep it clean...or he will" Zigzagoon: Think of it like a pyro whose flamethrower has a really, really, really long range Zigzagoon: except he doesn't w+m1 or spycheck Donner Raichu: Half Life 2 also had kids in it originally, buut Donner Raichu: they cut those out too Zigzagoon: because of the USA Pagos Glaceon: They always cut children off zombie games Zigzagoon: if you kill innocent people it will cause a fuss Zigzagoon: but as soon as you can harm a child Donner Raichu: Nah, they werent even killable in the game. They were removed because of the awkwardness of their non-killability. Fallout 3 syndrome Pagos Glaceon: Hahahah, Fallout 3. Zigzagoon: 50 HUMAN RIGHTS ORGANIZATIONS WILL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE MONEY TO MAKE A GAME EVER AGAIN Zigzagoon: OR EVEN Zigzagoon: AFFORD Zigzagoon: POT NOODLES Donner Raichu: In Fallout 3 you cant shoot kids, your bullets have no effect. And if an NPC kills them, they get "knocked out" and wake back up later Zigzagoon: just imagine manhunt Zigzagoon: and then imagine manhunt with KIDS Donner Raichu: and the "kill" command doesnt affect them either Zigzagoon: the first got banned Donner Raichu: Manhunt 2 had kids, I recall Pagos Glaceon: wow really? Donner Raichu: before it was superedited Zigzagoon: and yeah, edited out Donner Raichu: It had cats, kids, old people Zigzagoon: I think l4D2 had kids Zigzagoon: before OMGGEGPSEMPGPSEPGS KIDS THAT CAN BE HARMED Pagos Glaceon: Keep the fucking kids!!! Pagos Glaceon: They deserve to die. Pagos Glaceon: 'v' Donner Raichu: Actually Manhunt 2 was edited because it was "the most violent game we've ever seen" according to ESRB's lead editor Donner Raichu: first game in history to be Ao in rating because of sheer violence Absol: lol Zigzagoon: oh wow Zigzagoon: oh yeah Zigzagoon: Do me a favour Donner Raichu: ESRB doesn't give two shits if kids are in it. Kids aren't hurtable because of public image Leafeon: Fallout3 + killable kids mod Absol: they have it. Donner Raichu: I knew someone would make it Zigzagoon: name all games which a person can be realistically harmed... which contain kids Absol: they have a CP mod for fallout 3 I think. Zigzagoon: holy shit what Absol: fallout 2 Absol: and fallout 1 Leafeon: yea absol, just get the animated prostituion mod Zigzagoon: nuclear fallout CP set in the future Leafeon: it works with kids Zigzagoon: riiiight Leafeon: if not then use the console to make the person a kid Leafeon: ![]() Absol: A lot of old games had killable kids. Zigzagoon: hahahah Pagos Glaceon: Leafeon: yea absol, just get the animated prostituion mod Pagos Glaceon: WAT Donner Raichu: I wish they would release the original Manhunt 2, even if it has an AO rating Pagos Glaceon: I've never seen the original Manhunt 2 Donner Raichu: Nobody has Donner Raichu: it was scrapped by the company Pagos Glaceon: Bastards Zigzagoon: the bureaucrats who believe that violent video games cause violence would never allow that Zigzagoon: when really Donner Raichu: I mean, ESRB Donner Raichu: who reviews EVERY GAME Donner Raichu: said they'd never seen anything so horrible Zigzagoon: sure there may be one or two nutcases who would kill people because they're copying a game Zigzagoon: but think about it Donner Raichu: The only thing people know about it is a scene mentioned in which the player microwaves a cat Zigzagoon: holy fuck whaty Zigzagoon: That Zigzagoon: whaty Zigzagoon: I do not even Donner Raichu: one of the ESRB reviews said that in an interview when it was a big deal Donner Raichu: reviewers* Donner Raichu: The Wii version had motion controls too ;D Leafeon: lol Donner Raichu: You got to move the torture devices. woooo! Zigzagoon: what about Zigzagoon: microwave Zigzagoon: can you shake the microwave Donner Raichu: press the buttons? Donner Raichu: scrape the cat out? Zigzagoon: please tell me you can shake the microwave Donner Raichu: I dunno Pagos Glaceon: That'd be AWSOME. Zigzagoon: WHY MAKE MOTION CONTROL GAMES WHEN YOU CANNOT SHAKE THE MICROWAVE |
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| Freestyle Farfetchd | Aug 15 2010, 07:36 AM Post #3 |
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Classic: 23:20 - Hx2: >Arm that can keep on moving back and forth 23:20 - Hx2: I'M OVERQUALIFIED FOR THIS 06:50 - Eccentric Eevee throw pokeball Donner Raichu entered chat. 06:50 - Zigzagoon: WRONG POKEBALL, ECCENTRIC And, Today! 08:23 - Donner Raichu: That's a mouse I've actually seen before. 08:23 - Donner Raichu: It's so damn uncomfortable. 08:23 - Donner Raichu: I don't know why anyone would make it. 08:23 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: Oh, it's a mouse! 08:23 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: I didn't even see that until you pointed it out! 08:23 - Manipulative Pachirisu: No ur a mouse 08:23 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: That is one fuxored mouse. 08:23 - Donner Raichu: Yes, I am actually 08:24 - Donner Raichu: my tail is fully USB and PS/2 compatible. 08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: I think Donner would make a much more comfortable mouse 08:24 - Donner Raichu: And I'm plug and play. 08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: OOOH. OH. 08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: I have to try this. 08:24 - Zigzagoon: "Plug" and "play" 08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel grabs donner 08:24 - Zigzagoon: I'D WANT THAT MOUSE ;3 08:24 - Manipulative Pachirisu: Gay moment 08:24 - Manipulative Pachirisu: GAY MOMET 08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: >mfw ZIG 08:24 - Manipulative Pachirisu: MOMENT 08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: GAY MOMENT 08:24 - Zigzagoon: WHOS MOMET AND WHY IS HE GAY 08:24 - Donner Raichu: yag comet 08:24 - Manipulative Pachirisu: MOMET IS YOU 08:25 - Donner Raichu: Egyptian God Mehmet. 08:25 - Donner Raichu: that's what's up. 08:25 - Manipulative Pachirisu: What is 08:25 - Manipulative Pachirisu: "XOXOXOXOXO" 08:25 - Donner Raichu: it's your face after I'm done beating the shite out of you. 08:25 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: Lot's of XO faces linked together. 08:25 - Zigzagoon: butt mouth butt mouth butt mouth butt mouth that's what it is 08:25 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: It's the gay moment face. 08:25 - Donner Raichu: I feel like the NPX chat's gayness level just reached critical. 08:26 - Donner Raichu: it's about to blow. Oh wait. 08:26 - Zigzagoon: OH GOD 08:26 - Zigzagoon: WHAT IS THIS WHITE STUFF EVERYWHERE 08:26 - Donner Raichu: It's cake icing, actually. 08:26 - Zigzagoon: oh wait it's just a pachirisu 08:26 - Donner Raichu licks it up. 08:26 - Donner Raichu: << 08:26 - Donner Raichu: >> 08:26 - Donner Raichu actually does like plain icing 08:27 - Manipulative Pachirisu drops video tape 08:27 - Zigzagoon likes raichus sry for long |
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