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Topic Started: Aug 15 2010, 07:27 AM (86 Views)
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ITT: funny chat logs from the NPX and such.

05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: Apparently
05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: holding a box of milk
05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: with the flashlight on
05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: while being shot
05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: by a turret
05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: while you say "ARSE"
05:59 - Manipulative Pachirisu: crashes the game
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Leafeon: Wheres my moneh
Leafeon: (cum not cash)
Slash Umbreon: That combine's wearin' Armor....
Slash Umbreon: I WANT ARMOR
Slash Umbreon: wait I said that wrong
Pagos Glaceon: lol cum not cash
Slash Umbreon: THAT ZOMBIE'S WEARIN' ARMOR!
Zigzagoon: sorry
Slash Umbreon: I WANT ARMOR!
Zigzagoon: I only pay by credit card~
Pagos Glaceon: WHY CANT I HAVE ARMOR?
Zigzagoon pulls out his sperm bank card
Pagos Glaceon: Too of course.
Pagos Glaceon: wow zig XD

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Pagos Glaceon: Why did they cut the zombie dog from L4D1?
Pagos Glaceon: It would've been awesome '^'
Donner Raichu: Valve always cuts awesome stuff
Zigzagoon: valve makes the most awesome games
Zigzagoon: then removes awesomeness from them
Donner Raichu: They cut like, 2 vehicles and 7 weapons out of Half Life 2. And the Immolator
Donner Raichu: Although, the Immolator's are still IN Half Life 2, but never fought. There's a poster showing one, and they made all the charred bodies
Pagos Glaceon: Immolator?
Pagos Glaceon: What is this you're talking about.
Donner Raichu: It's an enemy cut from HL2. He had this fire beam that burnt everything
Donner Raichu: No wait!
Tsuki Umbreon: isn't it's head in Eli's Lab?
Zigzagoon: inb4 immolators in HL2EP3
Donner Raichu: The weapon is the Immolator
Donner Raichu: The enemy is the Cremator
Donner Raichu: my bad
Donner Raichu: and yes, one's head in in Eli's lab
Absol entered chat.
Donner Raichu: http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Cremator
Pagos Glaceon: So
Pagos Glaceon: it would be like
Pagos Glaceon: the husk from KF?
Donner Raichu: A little bit. The gun was more like a laser
Zigzagoon: Yeah.
Pagos Glaceon: lol, "Keep it clean...or he will"
Zigzagoon: Think of it like a pyro whose flamethrower has a really, really, really long range
Zigzagoon: except he doesn't w+m1 or spycheck
Donner Raichu: Half Life 2 also had kids in it originally, buut
Donner Raichu: they cut those out too
Zigzagoon: because of the USA
Pagos Glaceon: They always cut children off zombie games
Zigzagoon: if you kill innocent people it will cause a fuss
Zigzagoon: but as soon as you can harm a child
Donner Raichu: Nah, they werent even killable in the game. They were removed because of the awkwardness of their non-killability. Fallout 3 syndrome
Pagos Glaceon: Hahahah, Fallout 3.
Zigzagoon: 50 HUMAN RIGHTS ORGANIZATIONS WILL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE MONEY TO MAKE A GAME EVER AGAIN
Zigzagoon: OR EVEN
Zigzagoon: AFFORD
Zigzagoon: POT NOODLES
Donner Raichu: In Fallout 3 you cant shoot kids, your bullets have no effect. And if an NPC kills them, they get "knocked out" and wake back up later
Zigzagoon: just imagine manhunt
Zigzagoon: and then imagine manhunt with KIDS
Donner Raichu: and the "kill" command doesnt affect them either
Zigzagoon: the first got banned
Donner Raichu: Manhunt 2 had kids, I recall
Pagos Glaceon: wow really?
Donner Raichu: before it was superedited
Zigzagoon: and yeah, edited out
Donner Raichu: It had cats, kids, old people
Zigzagoon: I think l4D2 had kids
Zigzagoon: before OMGGEGPSEMPGPSEPGS KIDS THAT CAN BE HARMED
Pagos Glaceon: Keep the fucking kids!!!
Pagos Glaceon: They deserve to die.
Pagos Glaceon: 'v'
Donner Raichu: Actually Manhunt 2 was edited because it was "the most violent game we've ever seen" according to ESRB's lead editor
Donner Raichu: first game in history to be Ao in rating because of sheer violence
Absol: lol
Zigzagoon: oh wow
Zigzagoon: oh yeah
Zigzagoon: Do me a favour
Donner Raichu: ESRB doesn't give two shits if kids are in it. Kids aren't hurtable because of public image
Leafeon: Fallout3 + killable kids mod
Absol: they have it.
Donner Raichu: I knew someone would make it
Zigzagoon: name all games which a person can be realistically harmed... which contain kids
Absol: they have a CP mod for fallout 3 I think.
Zigzagoon: holy shit what
Absol: fallout 2
Absol: and fallout 1
Leafeon: yea absol, just get the animated prostituion mod
Zigzagoon: nuclear fallout CP set in the future
Leafeon: it works with kids
Zigzagoon: riiiight
Leafeon: if not then use the console to make the person a kid
Leafeon: :D
Absol: A lot of old games had killable kids.
Zigzagoon: hahahah
Pagos Glaceon: Leafeon: yea absol, just get the animated prostituion mod
Pagos Glaceon: WAT
Donner Raichu: I wish they would release the original Manhunt 2, even if it has an AO rating
Pagos Glaceon: I've never seen the original Manhunt 2
Donner Raichu: Nobody has
Donner Raichu: it was scrapped by the company
Pagos Glaceon: Bastards
Zigzagoon: the bureaucrats who believe that violent video games cause violence would never allow that
Zigzagoon: when really
Donner Raichu: I mean, ESRB
Donner Raichu: who reviews EVERY GAME
Donner Raichu: said they'd never seen anything so horrible
Zigzagoon: sure there may be one or two nutcases who would kill people because they're copying a game
Zigzagoon: but think about it
Donner Raichu: The only thing people know about it is a scene mentioned in which the player microwaves a cat
Zigzagoon: holy fuck whaty
Zigzagoon: That
Zigzagoon: whaty
Zigzagoon: I do not even
Donner Raichu: one of the ESRB reviews said that in an interview when it was a big deal
Donner Raichu: reviewers*
Donner Raichu: The Wii version had motion controls too ;D
Leafeon: lol
Donner Raichu: You got to move the torture devices. woooo!
Zigzagoon: what about
Zigzagoon: microwave
Zigzagoon: can you shake the microwave
Donner Raichu: press the buttons?
Donner Raichu: scrape the cat out?
Zigzagoon: please tell me you can shake the microwave
Donner Raichu: I dunno
Pagos Glaceon: That'd be AWSOME.
Zigzagoon: WHY MAKE MOTION CONTROL GAMES WHEN YOU CANNOT SHAKE THE MICROWAVE
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Classic:
23:20 - Hx2: >Arm that can keep on moving back and forth
23:20 - Hx2: I'M OVERQUALIFIED FOR THIS

06:50 - Eccentric Eevee throw pokeball
Donner Raichu entered chat.
06:50 - Zigzagoon: WRONG POKEBALL, ECCENTRIC

And, Today!

08:23 - Donner Raichu: That's a mouse I've actually seen before.
08:23 - Donner Raichu: It's so damn uncomfortable.
08:23 - Donner Raichu: I don't know why anyone would make it.
08:23 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: Oh, it's a mouse!
08:23 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: I didn't even see that until you pointed it out!
08:23 - Manipulative Pachirisu: No ur a mouse
08:23 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: That is one fuxored mouse.
08:23 - Donner Raichu: Yes, I am actually
08:24 - Donner Raichu: my tail is fully USB and PS/2 compatible.
08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: I think Donner would make a much more comfortable mouse
08:24 - Donner Raichu: And I'm plug and play.
08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: OOOH. OH.
08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: I have to try this.
08:24 - Zigzagoon: "Plug" and "play"
08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel grabs donner
08:24 - Zigzagoon: I'D WANT THAT MOUSE ;3
08:24 - Manipulative Pachirisu: Gay moment
08:24 - Manipulative Pachirisu: GAY MOMET
08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: >mfw ZIG
08:24 - Manipulative Pachirisu: MOMENT
08:24 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: GAY MOMENT
08:24 - Zigzagoon: WHOS MOMET AND WHY IS HE GAY
08:24 - Donner Raichu: yag comet
08:24 - Manipulative Pachirisu: MOMET IS YOU
08:25 - Donner Raichu: Egyptian God Mehmet.
08:25 - Donner Raichu: that's what's up.
08:25 - Manipulative Pachirisu: What is
08:25 - Manipulative Pachirisu: "XOXOXOXOXO"
08:25 - Donner Raichu: it's your face after I'm done beating the shite out of you.
08:25 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: Lot's of XO faces linked together.
08:25 - Zigzagoon: butt mouth butt mouth butt mouth butt mouth that's what it is
08:25 - [DAoA]Freestyle Floatzel: It's the gay moment face.
08:25 - Donner Raichu: I feel like the NPX chat's gayness level just reached critical.
08:26 - Donner Raichu: it's about to blow. Oh wait.
08:26 - Zigzagoon: OH GOD
08:26 - Zigzagoon: WHAT IS THIS WHITE STUFF EVERYWHERE
08:26 - Donner Raichu: It's cake icing, actually.
08:26 - Zigzagoon: oh wait it's just a pachirisu
08:26 - Donner Raichu licks it up.
08:26 - Donner Raichu: <<
08:26 - Donner Raichu: >>
08:26 - Donner Raichu actually does like plain icing
08:27 - Manipulative Pachirisu drops video tape
08:27 - Zigzagoon likes raichus

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