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[NSFW]The Adventure of Arko: Saving Britian!; The best crossover ever.
Topic Started: Aug 17 2010, 10:00 AM (206 Views)
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It was another bright and sunny day for the Flareon as he emerged from his cave, yawning. His cave was especially close to the river, close enough that his cave would sometimes be within the path of a major flood during rain season. However, it was rare.

He walked along the river's edge, looking for a berry to eat, possibly one that's fallen off a tree since the Flareon was much too short to actually reach. Suddenly, something caught his eye. It was something in the bushes, lurking. Through the thick leaves he almost made out an orange-ish color. Perhaps another Flareon? He had to investigate so he walked in closer, being cautious. Suddenly, whatever was in the bushes jumped out and tackled him, and he was on the ground, with a Floatzel pinning him down on his waist.

The Flareon instantly attempted to struggle, but the Floatzel just smirked, and began to rub his backend against the Flareon's crotch a bit, still smirking. The Flareon stopped for a second, before continuing to struggle against this. The Floatzel glanced down and noticed that the Flareon was now fully hard, and felt that member poking up against his tailhole, before allowing it in. The Flareon let out a soft moan, and stopped struggling.

The Floatzel, now murring softly in his throat, began to ride the Flareon's member. The Flareon let out a load, long, drawn out moan as he felt his shaft being stroked by the Floatzel's wonderful tailhole. The Flareon began to realize that after a while he couldn't handle much more of it, and began to feel his climax building up. The Floatzel, well aware of this, began to speed up his process, his own climax building. The Flareon finally gritted his teeth, and climaxed, moanining loudly, drooling from the pleasure. Then right after the Flareon climaxed, the Floatzel did as well from the fact that he was filled up by the Flareon. His seed landed onto the Flareon's waist.

After their climaxes, the Floatzel jumped off, and walked into the water, the Flareon watching. The Floatzel swam away, happily. The Flareon got up, washed himself off, and returned to his usual business, when suddenly Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak arrives with Obama, Karate Kid, Churchill Winston and the Teletubbies.

"BRITIAN IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE GERMANS IN WORLD WAR II, WE MUST HELP!" Karate Kid yelled.

"Alright.. Let's go!" The Flareon yelled as each of our heros began their journey to save Britian... and the world!
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Excuse me, but I was just in the chat when this happened and what is this
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The Flareon found himself in a dark alley, he noticed Obama, Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak, and Mario around him.

"Change..." Obama murmered as sirens began to go to off.

"Must'a be'a boming of London!" Mario yelled.

Suddenly, a voice they never heard before began to speak. "Hey look right here."

Suddenly, something picked up the Flareon by the sides, and shook him a bit.

"HAWRZ." The voice said. "My name is Ellis but ya'll can call me El' if you want even though El' kinda sounds like a girl's name..."

Suddenly, an explosion went off across the street.

"HEY, STOP WITH THE BOMBIN'!" Ellis yelled at the planes flying overhead.

"Must be the Germans.." The Flareon said quietly to himself.

"Change?" Obama questioned.

Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak spoke. "WE GOTTA GET TO BRITIAN'S HEADQUARTERS RIGHT NOW." He began to walk, but crashed into a mirror and went into a coma because not even Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING Oak.

So then Mario, Obama, the Flareon, and Ellis ran across the street and toward an old abondonded house.

"I'm Oba- CHANGE- ma. Barack Obama! President of the United States of America at your service."

"I'm Arko," The Flareon began, as another explosion went off. "I guess today we need to fight Germans?"

"It'sa me, Mario!" Mario yelled.

"Ya'll know my name.." Ellis said.

Suddenly, through the window, the group saw that the sun was rising, and walked outside... The Germans attacked London.

"Ah hell, this ain't a pretty sight, ya'll..." Ellis said as he walked outside.

"CHANGE!" Obama yelled in shock at the ruined section of the famous British capital.

Suddenly, something walked up the group... It was a man, with goggles and a hardhat. He wore overalls and a red shirt underneith. "Dagnabbit... My time machin- ... Boy, is that you!?" The man exclaimed.

"Pa!" Ellis yelled as he embraced the man.

"Ah, Ellis, nice to see you, boy! Gotta move that gear up, son!" He took a look at the rest of the group. "I'm the Engineer.. Howdy, ya'll!"
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Suddenly, a squadron of British planes flew overhead. The British headquarters were not far.

"Let's get the move on!" The Engineer yelled as our heros ran toward the opposite direction that the planes were headed.

Suddenly... A dark shadow overtook the entire city...

"Oh.. My God..." Ellis looked up, followed by Arko, Obama, Mario and the Engineer.

A huge floating cheeseburger, nearly as big as London began to move over the city...

The group, along with a few civilians and soldiers began to run. Finally, the group reached an airfield.

"Well, do you ya'll suppose we do now?" Ellis questioned.

"CHANGE!" Obama screamed.

".. Why don't we steal a plane? We can attack that cheeseburger..." Arko explained.

"Worth a shot. Ya'll ready for this?" Ellis asked.

"CHANGE." "LET'S MOVE THAT GEAR UP!" "Flare." "Let'sa go!"

Everyone jumped the fence, except Arko, who just walked through a hole in the fence.

The group each got into their own plane when suddenly there was a loud booming voice and the sky went dark...

"I'MMA BE A ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER... APOCALYPSE... AHAHAHAH!"

Arko somehow piloted his own plane despite his size.

And within a few minutes, everyone was off.

The planes, along with a few squadrons of other planes, headed straight for the giant cheeseburger. "OH HELL YES." The voice boomed again, and a cotton candy "missile" hit a random plane, and it spun out of control and crashed into the London Bridge!

"Ya'll get rea- ... That voice... It's... It's Coach, ya'll!" Ellis yelled over the radio.

"CHANGE!" Obama yelled as he performed a barrel roll and... crashed into the side of the cheeseburger.

The Cheeseburger was beginning to move over London...

"Dagnabbit! Our weapons are useless!" Engineer yelled.

"Not yet, Pa... I got a secret weapon!" Ellis reached into his pocket, and pulled out a shot.. A SUPER ADRENALINE SHOT! He stuck it into his leg and suddenly, time stopped. Everything except the Cheeseburger, and Ellis...

"WUBUBUBUBBUBUBU... YEAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ellis screamed as he jumped out of his jet, and slammed into the Cheeseburger, reemerging on the other side... With one arm, Ellis was carrying someone, and time began to speed up to normal again as the shot wore off...

The other planes landed nearby on a large road.

The person Ellis was carrying coughed, and looked around. The cheeseburger crashed into the river... "Looks like shit got bad here... It's all good now..."

"No.. not all good now... We still got trouble..." Arko said as he realized that plane that was shot down was Mario's, and that the headquarters was across the street.

"Let's go..." Ellis said as the group walked toward the headquarters, with their new arrival, Coach.
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