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Topic Started: Mar 1 2012, 03:23 PM (124 Views)
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Mar 1 2012, 03:23 PM
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Of starting a fight arena for midgets.
http://www.midgets4rent.com/index.htm
"So you have decided to rent a midget. Great choice. These things are pretty cool. To book your midget just call the phone number below. These little things may not be available in all areas but they will travel for the right price (they fit easily in a suitcase). Before you call please have dates ready that you will need your midget and know what they will need to do. Just like dogs, some midgets are easier to train than others so we have to be sure to ship you the right midget for your needs. Also some midgets become agressive when they are tossed so we need to know if they will be tossed through the air. Please read the disclaimer below before booking your midget.
Midgets4rent.com will not be held responsible if you happenen to get an agressive midget. We are not responsible for midgets who do not listen well. We will not be held responsible if your midget would use the bathroom on the floor (male midgets may mark their territory).
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Mar 1 2012, 03:25 PM
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i might have pissed myself laughing after reading some of this
"Midgets4rent.com will not be held responsible for midgets that may become angry if they are tossed across a room, open field, basketball court or any other open area."
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Mar 1 2012, 03:31 PM
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We need an amerifat to call the number
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Mar 1 2012, 04:31 PM
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LOL
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lmfao
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Mar 1 2012, 06:00 PM
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Mar 1 2012, 08:18 PM
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There is only 1 G, dat is G7.
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tbf everyone is a midget to me :L
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