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    Rules of Halloween
    Topic Started: Nov 1 2012, 12:03 AM (51 Views)
    Shake
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    Raikou
    1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

    2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

    3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

    4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, you should be very concerned. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

    5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

    6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

    7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

    8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HECK OUT!

    9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out.

    10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

    11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

    12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.

    13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

    14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness,and so on, run for your life!

    15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

    16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to he nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

    17. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
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    Gengar310
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    Kyogre
    lmao so true
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    TheTankProd
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    i dressed up as shake for halloween i drew a dick on my face
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    Zach
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    Swear the rules of Halloween are

    1)Get drunk
    2)If you are a girl: Where a slutty costume and fuck random guys
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    Kyogre
    ^ Nice spelling

    wear*
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    Damian
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    Psychic
    I fear Josh may be getting the fine arts confused with reality, poor child
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