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| Wedding of Sabrina Artois And Andrew Davis | |
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| Sabrina Artois-Davis | Dec 21 2013, 06:24 PM Post #1 |
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[We see the elaborate opening to the show – A shining gold cursive lettering embossed With a nice shine.. “Sabrina and Andrew’s Wedding. While “Hey Ho” by the Lumineers Plays as a white envelope appears and opens and inside the letter unfolds to read.] Mr. Jacque-Paul Artois and Mrs. Dominique Artois Request the honor of your presence on the very auspicious occasion of the Wedding Ceremony of their beloved daughter Sabrina Marie Artois With Andrew Davis On Saturday, the twenty first of December two thousand Thirteen at 3:30 PM. At the Notre-Dame Basilica of Montréal With Best Compliments Voice Over Of Linda Anderson:You are invited to the wedding of the year! Tonight marks the long awaited marriage of Sabrina Artois to Andrew Davis. A historical night that celebrates the lives and love shared by this couple. Join us tonight for a very special show where we shall witness a ground breaking event as Sabrina and Andrew will take a bold step in their commitment to each other right here in Montreal. (Ho!) I've been trying to do it right (Hey!) I've been living a lonely life [We see a shot of Andrew Davis in one of his “Hollywood” style poses.] (Ho!) I've been sleeping here instead (Hey!)I've been sleeping in my bed, (Ho!) I've been sleeping in my bed (Hey!) [We see a glamorous shot of Sabrina Artois With her blonde mane flowing about her.] (Ho!) So show me family (Hey!) All the blood that I would bleed (Ho!) I don't know where I belong [We see Sabrina Artois wearing a pink t-shirt and panties Curled into the arms of a shirtless Andrew Davis] (Hey!) I don't know where I went wrong (Ho!) But I can write a song (Hey!) [We see a shot of Sabrina and Andrew holding each other close Somewhere in Rome. Brie looks like she’s giggling as Andrew’s Hands are under her breasts.] 1, 2, 3 I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweetheart I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweet (Ho!) [A shot of Sabrina Artois cheering on Andrew Davis inside the Ring as she’s wearing a cheerleader style dress with the letters “AD4” on it.] (ho!) I don't think you're right for him (hey!) Look at what it might have been if you [A shot of the couple at the last Super bowl. Sabrina Is wearing a Baltimore Ravens T-Shirt and black fishnets While Andrew Davis wears a Ravens shirt and pants. They have their heads pushed towards each other and sharing Each others sodas.] (ho!) Took the bus to china town (hey!) I've been standing on Canal [A shot of a smiling Andrew Davis holding up Sabrina Artois In his arms as she flashes her signature pouty look with her Sexy cat like eyes flashing and pushing her forefinger Against her cheek. She’s dressed in her Zebra ring attire From March 2 Glory 2012.] (ho!) And Bowery (hey!) (ho!) And she'd be standing next to me (hey!) [A shot of Andrew Davis walking hand in hand with Sabrina Artois somewhere on Rodeo Drive as they pass the Gucci store.] 1, 2, 3 I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweet heart I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweet heart [A shot of Andrew Davis and Sabrina Artois on a yacht somewhere In the pacific. They’re both dangling their legs over the stern of the Boat as Andrew is behind Brie hugging her and kissing her on the cheek While Sabrina wearing mirror sunglasses is laughing.] And love we need is now Let's hope for some Cause oh, we're bleeding out [A funny shot of Sabrina Artois riding piggy back on Andrew Davis Back somewhere in L.A. As Brie has a crazy look on her face as she nibbles his ear and her eyes are crossed and Andrew is mimicking being an airplane.] I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweet heart I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweet (Ho!) [Sabrina and Andrew’s faces appear on the screen with a two gold rings above their heads and in the background a pair of doves criss crossed over each other.] Jack Levinsky:Good evening and greetings! I am Jack Levinsky.. Retired and now A owner of a successful eatery. And we share with you a very special presentation that has been in the making for months and will indeed be the biggest wedding in the pro wrestling and Hollywood world. The grandiose, long awaited, fairytale, wedding of Sabrina Artois and Andrew Davis. The big day has been anticipated by many and it will happen right here tonight. The relationship between Sabrina and Andrew has been one built on spontaneity; Andrew Davis was a stand out star for the SPW and a multi time former champion. Sabrina as everybody knows is the biggest, most talked about social media sensation of today. They met on Valentines day two years ago and their lives have not been the same since. Their love has grown by the day and despite having its ups and downs they ultimately reunited at No Man’s Land and have prepared for this spectacular wedding. This is the story of Andrew and Sabrina.. And the fascinating incredible journey their love has taken them on. [Linda Anderson and Darla Daniels join Jack’s side each wearing matching shimmering silver gowns.] Linda Anderson:This will be a moving and touching ceremony on a very special night for two people that have shown just how much they deserve each other. It brings me back to our wedding in 2001. Tonight Sabrina Artois and Andrew Davis share their nuptials before the world! [We see a quick shot of all the bridesmaids all chattering among each other. Gabriela Lozano, Jade Goldman, Nessa Wall, Kelly Wolfe, Anna Lena Kalt, Angel Kash, Melissa Aki, Sapphire Marino, Amy Marshall and Linda Anderson. Sabrina Artois is in the center of them all and she’s carrying a white garment bag and wearing a heavy furry jacket, black tights with black boots with straps all over them. The Bride’s maids are each carrying pink Garment bags and smiling and heading inside the Notre-Dame Basilica of Montréal.] Jack Levinsky:The Bridesmaids are all set as they gather together on this chilly cold day in Montreal here at the Notre Dame Basilica of Montreal. [We open to Sabrina's Bridal Dressing Room, It's furnished in white drapes and a white leather couch with a green fern sprouting next to it. beside it is a glass coffee table and a mirror to the left of the room. Sabrina is seen wearing a white silk robe with her platinum hair tied up in a bun and opening her garment bag to pull out her wedding dress, She lays it on her couch as she goes and pulls out a box and opens it up and pulls out a pair of white lace up bridal boots. A knock is heard.] Sabrina Artois:Come in... [The door opens and its Jade Goldman wearing her own Bridesmaids attire of a pink vinyl bodysuit with a pink wig and bunny ears on her head. She is grinning ear to ear.] Jade Goldman: Well, the big night has come; you know I had to be part of it and give my congratulations! Sabrina Artois:Awww Jade!! It’s a pleasure to see vous at mon wedding tonight, We may not be friends in la ring but out of it is bonne to knows I have your respect. [Jade and Brie hug.] Jade Goldman: That you do...you are the high-fashion showstopper while I'm the gritty brawler; we're BOTH the highlights of the Sirens' Division. Sabrina Artois:Oui.. I couldn’t be SUPER FABULEUX without vous in la ring. We’ve Had sooo many fun battles and many mores to come ma amie. I was about to get dressed but I am soooo glad we can clear the air with vous. Tonight is mon night where we can call a how you says? Jade Goldman: A truce...I'm willin' to put everything aside for you to celebrate your big night! Sabrina Artois:Ahh oui. A truce! Congrats on beating Angel BTW.. However I did take OFFENSE to saying mon match with vous would be a "house show" compared to Angel's match. Vous know I could have beaten vous at any point and time at No Man's Land but.. It wasn't meant to be. That match on Loaded didn’t even come Close to delivering the array of athleticisms we displayed and vous know this! I will always be your greatest opponent. Jade Goldman: I knew dat...it was just that I planned to unleash the most pain I ever have against Angel...and I gotta say, it came pretty close. However, I know Angel's jealous that we ended up having the better title match. Sabrina Artois:Angel somehow thinks I will be roped into some kind of "blonde civil war" and I tells vous.. That not happening. She has her sights set on la gold and I have mon sights set on other things.. Namely Andrew. Jade Goldman:I'm glad you've found the right man at LAST... Sabrina Artois:Tonight will be mon night to live the CWF's fantasy dream.. First of winning la women’s championship and second of meeting mon match and marrying him and as vous did with David. How are vous getting along By the way? Jade Goldman: Oh, our marriage is PERFECT...the roles may be reversed, with me as the strong one and Davey as the "less" strong one, but you know I feel like we've both had missing spots for so long inside us. But Davey's just right to fill that piece, as am I to fill his! Sabrina Artois:Ahh.. Davey is a bonne man.. Maybe a too geeky for moi but he is parfait for vous. Casey Starr?? It would have never worked. He was far too weird even for moi to really understand and I had dated artists in the past and Christian. Well.. He has his way and I have mine. Let’s leave it at that. [Sabrina pours herself a glass of champagne and one for Jade as well and drinks it.] Jade Goldman: What can I say...everybody's in line to try us Sirens out! Just glad Andrew's the one who came up most recently... Sabrina Artois:Andrew knew the CWF women were la hottest in la land.. He never thought he'd end up with one. Hahaha.. So vous likes? I got la Hat and boots customized.. I want them with a peep toe on them. [Sabrina pulls the boots out of the box and shows them off as Jade nods her head agreeing.] Jade Goldman: I know that's just perfect for ya...sexy and alluring but not too revealing. Sabrina Artois:Andrew wanted to see mon silk covered toes peeping through! No reception wear.. I wanna stay the bride as long as I can. I always visioned I would be lifted up and carried through the threshold and then be slowly undressed... And.. And.. hahahaha vous know la rest! Jade Goldman: Just like Davey and I did it...of course, again, I was the one doin' the carryin'! Sabrina Artois:Hahahahah Vous carried Davey through la door? HAHAHA I believe it. I am sooooo happy vous like the pink body suit I had made for vous as la bridesmaid. [Jade models it off proudly as Sabrina smiles and has herself another glass of champagne.] Jade Goldman:Seriously, I am SO glad you found Andy again...he's always brought out the more pleasant side of you Sabrina Artois:I know.. I love him and I love the world with it. I'd be thrilled to have 100 of his babies. Andrew makes moi happier.. He's la missing part of moi I had been needing for soooo long. I am glad we could had this talk.. Auvoir!! [Sabrina and Jade hug as we fade out.] [We get quick glimpses to the celebrities In attendance to this big celebrity wedding.. From Lady Gaga, Beyonce to Robin Thicke to Will Ferrell and Jack Black as well as supermodels Gisele Bundchen and Alesssandra Ambrosio. Then we fade to outside the church as we see several white limos lined up outside the Montreal Basilica. Then we fade to a commercial break for Anchor man 2 airs. Along with various other brands Like KFC, Lexus cars, Burger King and Wal-Mart.] [The Scene opens to Sabrina Artois sitting back in a white chair as her make up is getting done by some Make up Artists. It's an 80's style look that has Brie with pink lips and a vivid color combination around her eyes of dark shimmery blue, green, blue, purple and orange swirling together. Nikki Matthews and Junie Ralton enter the Room wearing sexy “Wedding usher suits” consisting of Burgundy long sleeved Jacket with various gold buttons on the sleeve and gold chains going up and Down across the jacket, white gloves, matching burgundy hats, black booty shorts, black fishnet pantyhose with black Pumps. Sabrina is grinning ear to ear.] Sabrina Artois:Awwwwww…. Your outfits look so MIGNOOOOON!!! Nikki Matthews: Thanks brie brie! I do look great if I say so myself! Junie Ralton:I LOVE this outfit and so does Nikki. Can we keep them? Nikki Matthews: I'm keeping mine regardless! I'll just say it went missing or something.. *Smiles evilly* Sabrina Artois:Of course! Those suits are mon gifts to you both! I also have some goody bags waiting in your limo.. Let's just say I always reward mon amies for going that extra mile for la Blonde cause! Junie Ralton:Oh fuck yeah Brie, We totally LOVE this look! You are such a fashion genius!! Sabrina Artois:Vous attendez-vous pas moins de moi? I was born a #GENIUS ! And I am in fact pure #Magic ! Anywho Nikki and Junie.. Vous have made moi and Angel Kash SOOOO PROUD as our women’s tag team champions ! Nikki Matthews:I am honored to be mentored by two former women's champions and legends in this business and it's totes awesome to be the world tag champions and that's where they are going to stay blond mafia for life! Junie Ralton:Its no sweat.. Its a breeze practically. Considering what we're left to deal with. I mean a bunch of swimsuit wearing morons like the Lifeguards, Relics like Sarah Mason and silly redneck punks like my dumb as rocks sister! [Just then Chrystal Ralton bursts in. She's wearing a blue off the shoulder dress and black army boots.] Chrystal Ralton:I heard that sis!! Oh and by the way? You and Nikki look like Flying Monkeys in those suits! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Junie Ralton:Get out of here and go chase after your imaginary boyfriends sis! Sabrina Artois:GET OUT!!! No Nasty pale faced hobbits need not come to mon wedding! [Chrystal leaves the room.] Nikki Matthews: Fuckin troll! she's soo..so... Annoying! Sabrina Artois:How did she get in here? HOW!? Calissie Criss De Sacrament! Nikki and Junie.. Your job tonight is to keep out the undesirables; Riff raff, Paparazzi, Pyscho lesbian stalkers and any ex bitter boyfriends and whoever else wanna ruin mon nuptials. Junie Ralton:Yes ma'am as you command! *Stands at attention and salutes* Haha.. I feel like such a naughty sexy little Toy soldier in this outfit! Nikki Matthews: The naughtiest! Let’s make sure we don't have any more incidents from your sister Quasimodo! Sabrina Artois:Bonne, Vous are in charge of security and keeping la guests in their right seats. Be extra cautious tonight, This is MON WEDDING so see to it that nothing goes wrong. [Nikki and Junie nod their heads as we fade out as Sabrina takes a glass of champagne and downs it.] [We see signs of the set up being done for the reception while festive music plays. We see four baked wedding cakes being made and a massive 17 foot high Ice sculpture of Brie and Andrew being wheeled into the reception hall and another 20 foot pink ice Sculpture of a fleur de lies with the words in French engraved on the ice “Deux âmes maintenant unis comme un seul" as well as an interview with the Chef Normand Laprise About putting it all together.. We’d cover it but really it’s quite boring.] [We open to Sabrina's Bridal Dressing Room, It's furnished in white drapes and a white leather couch with a green fern sprouting next to it. beside it is a glass coffee table and a mirror to the left of the room. Sabrina is seen from the feet down in a long white "Nicole" piece by Galia Lahav - An Ivory silk body hugging dress, bare back, flesh coloured tulle top and sleeves, front and back hand embroidered feathers, embellished with crystals, beads and pearls, sleeves decorated with pearl drops as well as the train. Sabrina has on her 80's make up.. pink lips and a vivid color combination around her eyes of dark shimmery blue, green, blue, purple and orange swirling together. Kelly Wolfe is smiling and dressed in a red Playboy Bunny suit with shiny black nylons covering her shapely legs and black pumps. She is smiling..] Kelly Wolfe:Wow.. You look stunning babe.. Dare I say you look Totally AMAZE-BALLS!!! [Sabrina looks annoyed as she has a wine glass in one hand.] Sabrina Artois:What did I say? NEVER use that stupides word with moi!! This is mon wedding day.. This is everything we've been planning into one night and it will go off flawless mon amie! Kelly Wolfe:Aww okies.. Oh and Fortiscue says he is very SOWWWWY he ruined your hat last week.. Sabrina Artois:Ugh.. Its no importants now. I got another hat made by the same woman.. It cost moi 12,00 dollars Canadian.. And.. [Kelly brings the Cat from out of his carrier much to an annoyed Brie.] Sabrina Artois:CALISSE!? What did I tell vous about bringing that dumb awful cat near moi again!? DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT THING NEAR MOI!!?? Kelly Wolfe:Aww Brie.. Fortiscue never meant to destroy your Bridal Top Hat right Forty? Right Forty?? *In a made up cat voice* I Amm Sooooowwwwy Brrrrrieeee... [Sabrina flashes her trademark pissed off look as Kelly dangles the cat in front of her face.] Sabrina Artois:GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! [The cat jumps out of Kelly's hands and skitters off.] Kelly Wolfe:You didn't need to do that Brie, You need to clam down babes! Which is why.. I GOT YOU THIIIIIIIIIIS! [Kelly opens the door and two men come in with a gigantic cookie cake and lay it on the table.] Sabrina Artois:Cookie Cake!!! Oui! Oui! OUI!!! Aww You do know how to make moi smile don't vous!? [Sabrina grabs a knife and starts cutting off chunks and shoving them into her mouth and then grabbing a glass of champagne and drinking it down.] Kelly Wolfe:I think the girls are ready now.. Want me to bring them in?? [Brie has cookies crumbs all over her face.] Sabrina Artois:Oui! [The door opens and in comes Angel Kash wearing her Playboy Bunny outfit with matching ears and 100 dollar bills pinned on her body and matching black fishnet nylons with gold dollar signs going down the leg and black pumps.] Kelly Wolfe:Angel Kash.. Money Bunny!! Angel Kash: Hey honey love ready for your big day? Kelly Wolfe:Nessa Wall - Canadian Bitchsauce Bunny! [Nessa Wall comes in next and she's wearing her own Playboy Bunny outfit with matching ears, glasses on her face, matching black fishnet nylons, and black Louboutin pumps with red accents. Her bunny suit has tiny red satin accents that are actually tiny maple leaves.] Nessa Wall: Thanks for letting me wear my favourite shoes, sweetie. Sabrina Artois:Merci beaucoup! Kelly Wolfe:Amy Marshall.. Punk Rock Bunny!! [Amy Marshall struts in next with her own Playboy Bunny Suit with matching bunny ears with black fishnet nylons that are ripped open in certain places, her bunny suit has zippers and safety pins all over it with matching black pumps.] Amy Marshall: I have never seen this many safety pins ever. As Amy fiddled with one, trying to get in a different position. Sabrina Artois:Awwww!!!!! All mon SEXY Bunny Bridesmaids!! How are vous!! Merci for coming to mon wedding! Vous avez tous l'air sexy et fabuleux sur tout! Kelly Wolfe:Yeah these Bunnysuits are so Snake.. Err I mean swank. I could totally wear this for the entire evening! This was such a rad idea for us to go as Bunny's for your Bridesmaids. Sabrina Artois:Some brides try and make their Bridesmaids wear icky colored ugly dresses but not por moi. If I am sexy then mon bridesmaids gotta look SEXY too! Amy Marshall: I’m good... though at this. moment, I feel I need to wear a dress. I feel a little underdressed for a wedding. Amy said as she looked at the gown that Brie was wearing. Nessa Wall: When in Rome... Nessa shrugs. Nessa Wall: Well you know how the saying goes. Angel Kash:Its so damn cold but I am good. Kelly Wolfe:Hahah.. It is kinda cold though to be walking around in these Bunny Suits especially in Montreal.. Haha I can feel my "girls" kinda sticking out. Sabrina Artois:Je suis conscient qu'il fait froid aujourd'hui. But I've paid for some Faux fur coats for all of vous! But its the price vous pay for looking your hottest! Besides you all look like rock stars tonight! How do I look tonight? [Sabrina models herself in her bridal attire.] Amy Marshall: Beautiful. Amy said as she admired the dress that she gave to Brie. Nessa Wall: Magnifique, ma cherie! Angel Kash: perfect love. Sabrina Artois:Je suis inestimable et parfait! Which is why I am getting married here inside the Notre Dame Basilica! Kelly Wolfe:Yeah.. Not like Jade and Sarah's weddings inside a tacky ring.. Ugh! [Sabrina grabs some cookie cake and eats it and pours herself a glass of champagne and some for her and the rest of the bridesmaids.] Sabrina Artois:Only stupid unoriginal women get married in la ring, If I am getting married why not go in style? Live that fairytale wedding I always wanted.. Besides all those years in Catholic School having to shower with smelly fat girls had to be worth something! Angel Kash: Uh ewww! That sounds gross. Sabrina Artois:Oui! Everybody tells moi how perfect Andrew is.. He's the missing piece of moi I needed for so long.. Without him I have gone nuts! Have vous seen mon Bouquet? Huh? WHERE IS MON BOUQUET??? [Kelly Wolfe grabs it from a shelf behind her.. It’s made of delistar mums, queen anne’s lace, lisianthus, stock, herbs and seeded eucalyptus.] Nessa Wall: I'm glad I'm wearing waterproof mascara. I always cry at weddings and you look so incredible, Brie. [Brie hugs Nessa as she tries to fight back any tears and ruining her 80’s make up.] Sabrina Artois:Merci Nessa, I couldn't imagine having this day without vous. Andrew is pretty much the only man that truly ever loved moi.. There is no man better than him and after we broke in April I knew I could settle for nothing less than him. Either we made it happen or we didn't.. I felt like I would never find any other quite like him, His touch, his gaze, the way he makes moi laugh when he tickles moi in mon special spot. Or how he makes moi Nachos.. If I didn't marry him now I would regret not doing it. Amy Marshall: pass me the sick bucket. Amy joked but deep down she knew how Brie felt, and had wished she never ruined things with Kevin. Angel Kash: aww lovely. [Sabrina is shown sliding on her glovettes..] Kelly Wolfe:OOH! Almost forgot! I have the rice to throw at you and Andrew when you leave tonight. Sabrina Artois:Quoi? No! No! DO NOT throw rice.. La little birdies can choke on it! Seriously!? Are you that dumb sometimes? [Kelly gets annoyed and stands her ground.] Kelly Wolfe:Hey Brie, Just because its your big day doesn't give you the right to boss me around. I mean I take orders and I give them.. [All the women laugh at Kelly.] Sabrina Artois:How do I even follow that? Kelly Wolfe:Uhh.. You know what I mean. Sabrina Artois:Ostie criss mon ciboire!! And where are la Mongolian Throat singers I asked for? I will be very MAD if you no get la Mongolian Throat singers that Andrew wanted for this wedding!!! I want Mongolian Throat Singers.. I don't see any Mongolian Throat singers?? So where are they? WHERE!? ANSWER MOI!! [Sabrina is in breathing down Kelly's neck in total bridezilla mode.] Kelly Wolfe:They're coming.. Just got stuck in traffic.. But we also don't have the traditional things.. Something old, Something borrowed, something new and something blue. Sabrina Artois:The Bridal hat the one NOT destroyed by your cat is new.. The dress is borrowed from Amy Marshall somewhat. Something old is Grandma's earrings. Something blue?? blue? blue?? Kelly Wolfe:I found this mallet? It's kinda blue.. By the way why do you have a mallet lying around? Sabrina Artois:Pourquoi agissez-vous si étrange et stupide parfois. Parce que je peux. Kelly Wolfe:Too much tension.. I need to break it! Umm.. What did the Lesbian Pirate say to other Lesbian pirate? Scissor me timbers!! [Sabrina grabs the mallet and smacks Kelly's fingers with it.] Sabrina Artois:Hmm.. Maybe this does come in handy! Kelly Wolfe:OUUUUUCH!!! Angel Kash wow that has to hurt. Amy Marshall: Brie calm down a little. Sabrina Artois:I know, I knows, I am sorry Kelly.. Just bridal jitters I guess. I only want this wedding parfait.. It will be mon only wedding... ............UNTIL THE NEXT ONE! [Just then Chrystal Ralton leaps into the shot.] Sabrina Artois:Quoi? You no belong here.. Shouldn't vous be hunting with la Duck Dynasty or something?? Angel Kash:Whose your designer? Sal Vation army? HAHAHAHA!!! Chrystal Ralton:Just thought I'd see what a train wreck this show was gonna be but I'll leave.. I just wanted to give you a nice parting gift.. The gift of my music.. See? [Chrystal plays harmonica and slowly raises her middle finger as she plays the bridal march.] Sabrina Artois:So much talent.. Useless talent but still talent none la less. Now go sit at la kiddie table! [Sabrina drinks down another glass of champagne and eats another piece of cookie cake in what seems like her 4th or 5th glass. Chrystal dances her way out of the door.] Sabrina Artois:Where were we? Ahh Oui. Everything is all set! La Cake is ready, So is the music HINT playing all mon favorite 80's songs! And la food! The Reception will be grand.. Steak, chicken, fish, nachos, turkey, ham, Ahh oui.. Frogs and poutine! Amy Marshall: Sounds nice but I am not touching the frogs. Amy said raising an eyebrow and giving a face of disgust. Even though she eats sushi. Nessa Wall: Poutine?! AWESOME! Angel Kash: Sounds delicious. Sabrina Artois:And oui, All those Bunny Suits are yours to keep along with special Goody bags I made out to vous all. Lotsa of expensive RARE stuff Andrew and I put in them! Go ahead.. Open them and see what’s inside! [Kelly hands out bags to all the bridesmaids.] Kelly Wolfe:OMG!!! You got me tickets to Aruba!!! Awww and.. and.. My FAVORITE blend of coffee!! You are too much Brie!! Sabrina Artois:Each one been personalized for vous each! [Sabrina munches on more of her cookie cake and passes a slice to Angel Kash.] Amy Marshall: interesting. Amy said rifling through the bag. Nessa Wall: BRIE! You got me into that sold-out writing workshop with Neil Gaiman?! Sabrina Artois:Oui Nessa, It was HARD for moi to do it so I asked Andrew to pull some Strings and get it por vous. Angel Kash: Yum, this day will be amazing love. Kelly Wolfe:Where are you honeymooning after all Brie? Sabrina Artois:Honeymoon? We'll be in Paris, France for Christmas and spend the rest of the Honeymoon in Cuba and Tahiti. You girls have been with moi through thick and la thin! And I couldn't be happier that I get to have all of you here tonight for what is a life changing day. Seriously.. I love you all!! [Sabrina gets close to Nessa, Angel, Kelly and Amy and they all share a group hug.] Kelly Wolfe:Ok, Final check.. Gloves?? Sabrina Artois:Oui, Oui! I prefer these gloves over the white opera length ones.. But I still undecided though. Kelly Wolfe:Nah.. The short ones look hella better! Sabrina Artois:Oui, What about la shoes? Mon Bridesmaids all better be wearing la Christian Louboutin red bottoms! Turn around ladies and lift up your legs! [Nessa Wall, Amy Marshall, Angel Kash and Kelly Wolfe all turn around and lift up their right legs to reveal the bottoms of their pumps and they each have matching red bottoms.. Except Kelly!] Sabrina Artois:Really Kelly!? Where is vous Louboutin’s!? Kelly Wolfe:Uhh.. Well I.. Uhh... Sabrina Artois:Vous are just intent to ruin mon big day aren't vous!? [Sabrina Artois backs Kelly into a corner.] Kelly Wolfe:I uhh think I left the shoes on the airplane when I was headed over here.. But I found these and their comfy! [Sabrina slaps her face and goes to a closet and digs out another pair of Louboutin's and throws them at Kelly's feet as she removes her own shoes and slips on the Louboutin’s] Sabrina Artois:Mettez les chaussures et arrêter de bouger votre putain de bou!! Kelly Wolfe:Hmm.. They kinda don't fit but I'll make do. Ok.. Veil? [Sabrina takes another glass of champagne and slurps it down getting more nervous.] Sabrina Artois:Bonne.. I agree its subtle and I don't like the traditional veils.. They for old women like Sarah Mason. Birdcage style much Fabuleux! BUT.. Why couldn't the veil be longer!? Kelly Wolfe:Cause it kept getting up into your nose and it caused you to sneeze several times. Rehearsal was too funny! Sabrina Artois:I could also bring up the Bachelorette night when vous ran screaming naked down la hall away saying vous were la Lizard Queen! Kelly Wolfe:Hahaha.. You look epic amazeballs tonight! Let me get the hat on you! [Sabrina places the white bridal top hat on her head but Kelly straightens it out, Sabrina puts it at a tilt but Kelly straightens it out. Sabrina puts it at the tilt and Kelly again straightens it out and this goes on until....] Sabrina Artois:Arrêter! [Sabrina slaps Kelly.] Sabrina Artois:Why did I make vous mon emergency contact? [Sabrina Artois drinks down her 7th glass of champagne we think.] Kelly Wolfe:Oh well.. At least everything else is right, Can I get a WHOAAA Brie Brie??? [Angel, stares at Nessa who stares at Amy and they reluctantly do so.] Angel, Nessa, Kelly and Amy:WHOAAAAA BRIE BRIE!!!! Sabrina Artois:Nothing will ruin this wedding... I am ready to spend my forever with him.. Andrew is mon Darcy.. Mon Prince Charming... OSTIE TABARNAAAAAAAAAK!!! [Suddenly we notice Fortiscue leap at Sabrina's legs and claws at her legs ruining her stockings in the process.] Kelly Wolfe:NO BAD KITTY!!! [Sabrina Artois stares at the cat and drinks herself another glass and then stumbles into the couch and lays there looking dejected.] (Two waiters struggle to hold a large, mahogany framed mirror steady. Looking at them with a spiteful look is Andrew Davis, dressed in a picture perfect suit. Every hair placed “just so,” every fiber of his clothing immaculate, the world’s most beautiful flower pinned to his lapel – Andrew looks as if he walked right off the cover of a “Dream Wedding” magazine. Except for his bow tie, which sadly waits to be tied…) Davis: Seriously, that mirror only weighs like 100 pounds and there are two of you. Why can’t you keep it still so I can tie my bow tie? Waiter #1: It’d be a lot easier if we could rest the mirror on something… Davis: Like what? The floor? Are you telling me you want me to sit on the floor, Native American style, and ruin this suit to tie a tie? Waiter #2: There’s another mirror in the bathroom… Davis: OH REALLY? And where the hell is that, smart guy? Waiter #2: Literally right behind you. (Andrew turns around. Sure enough, there’s a bathroom right there. This doesn’t change things.) Davis: Do you see the lighting in there? Look at my skin. I’m a natural light kinda guy, and there are no windows in that bathroom. Do you want me to look like a hot mess on the biggest day of my life? (The door to the room opens, and in walks three of Andrew’s groomsmen: “Old School” Owen Wilson, “Fury” Jasan Sterling, and “The Policy” Clyde Kennedy. “Old School’s” muscular frame is hidden by a layer of fat, betraying his decade of retirement. Jasan has kept his size, mostly through his pro wrestling school in Vegas, but looks incredibly uncomfortable in a suit. Clyde Kennedy looks like a larger Andrew – not a molecule out of place. However, his years away from the ring have led him to slim down; like most men of his age and income, he has abandoned bodybuilding for triathlons.) Davis: Who let these guys in here? (Andrew looks at the waiters, who shoot a panicked look at one another.) Waiter #1: Do you want us to ask them to leave? Davis: No, if I wanted someone to ask these gentlemen to leave, I would ask them, because I am in the same room as them. I want them to be ejected from the property, immediately. Waiter #2: Ejected? Davis: Okay, how about forcibly removed? Does that sound better, mirror men? (The waiters share a look of fear, neither mentioning that the three men who just walked into the room are bigger than both of them, combined. Waiter #1 shrugs, and they begin to put the mirror down.) Davis: So help me god, that mirror was a wedding present from the Prince of Monaco, if you damage it in any way… (The waiters slow the mirror’s descent, sweat now beading on their foreheads. Wilson, Sterling, and Kennedy don’t budge or offer assistance.) Sterling: Do you really think these two can throw us out? Davis: I’d like to see them try. Especially the “Old School Hero.” Who looks like he ate a goat on his way over here. Wilson: A goat? Real original, Andy. Davis: You know that isn’t my name, “Wedding Crashers.” Wilson: It’s my fault that my parents named me “Owen Wilson?” You think that joke didn’t get old back when “Anaconda” was in the theaters? Kennedy: You both have noses that are in need of repair. Wilson: My wife thinks it’s adorable. How’s your wife, Clyde? Or are you still a “confirmed bachelor?” Kennedy: If you must know, I have a wife and I’m acquiring a mistress. She’s currently married to Jasan, but we’re coming to an arrangement. Sterling: I’ll give you a 13.1 mile head start, Kennedy, and then your ass is mine. Kennedy: I’ll have you know that I can run… Sterling: Doesn’t matter how far you can run, I’ll still find you. (The mirror is safely on the ground, and the waiters have attempted to slip out the door without the rest of the ex-wrestlers noticing. Andrew spots them in the corner of his eye.) Davis: Hired help, you’re not done yet. Get them out. (Waiter #1 walks up to “Old School” Owen Wilson. Owen doesn’t budge, outweighing the waiter by about 90 pounds. Waiter #1 then moves to “Fury” Jasan Sterling. Jasan immediately smiles, and the waiter notices that he’s wearing his trademark blood red contacts. Moving on. Waiter #1 takes one look at Clyde Kennedy, the tallest man in the room with the cruelest face in the room, and takes a step backwards.) Davis: C’mon, kiddo. I’m shorter than anyone in this room, and I became the greatest wrestler in the world, and parlayed that into being on the greatest media personalities in the world, and now I’m about to become a luckiest man in the world. Sterling: And he’s the most humble man in the world. Davis: Can’t argue with facts, Has-been. So, Mr. Waiter Man, are you going to throw them out or what? (Waiter #1 looks to his co-worker for moral support, only to discover that Waiter #2 snuck out. Waiter #1, accepting defeat, turns to Andrew.) Waiter #1: Mr. Davis, I know that today is your wedding, and I sincerely don’t want to disappoint you, but there’s no way that I can physically move these men. (Andrew pats the waiter on the shoulder, and gives him a knowing look.) Davis: Mr. Waiter Man, I appreciate that you have accepted your place in the world. And it’s far, far below me. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Absolutely nothing. Also, these guys may think that I’m an asshole, but I’m THEIR asshole. And I paid for all of their travel and hotel and Owen’s food because, for some strange reason, I wanted them here. Sterling: To see you get married, I’d have paid my own way here. Kennedy: I wouldn’t. Wilson: Did you say that you’re covering ALL of my food? Davis: I was trying to be authentic and grateful. Mr. Waiter Man, I’m so heartbroken, please leave us alone. Waiter #1: Yes please. (The Waiter slowly sneaks out of the room, as the four former teammates and rivals eye one another.) Sterling: Group hug? Kennedy: Absolutely not. Davis: I don’t want to, but it is my wedding day. Wilson: Until your next wedding day. Davis: My only wedding day, chubs. (The four slowly, grudgingly, deliberately close in for a group hug. Grappling for position, it’s a group hug in only the most technical sense of the term. It’s a perfect Andrew Davis Wedding Day.) [We go backstage to the Bridal suite as we see Sabrina Artois in full Bridal attire alongside her is her brother Michel wearing a Canadian Air Force dress blues uniform - He has brown hair and brown eyes. Brie's father. Jacque-Paul Artois is in a Tuxedo. He has silver hair mixed with black hair giving him a sort of skunk look. He has a pencil thin moustache and an aged face and wears red tinted sunglasses and is smoking a cigar.] Jacque-Paul:Comment vous sentez-vous le miel? (How do you feel honey?) Sabrina Artois:Qu'attendez-vous! Mon estomac est noué et je me sens étourdi. (What do you expect! My stomach is knotted and I feel dizzy.) [Sabrina is clutching her stomach and looks nervous as her father pats her back.] Michel:Oui, Boire tout ce champagne n'a pas aidé l'a fait sœur? Hahaha... (Drinking all that champagne didn't help did it sister?) [Sabrina gets an angry look and shoves her brother hard surprising him.] Sabrina Artois:Mais Ferme Ta geuele Michel! Qu'en pensez-vous? Vous aussi pas cher de louer un smoking? N'avez-vous pas obtenu un emploi par l'entreprise? (What do you think? You too cheap to rent a tuxedo? Do you not got a job by now?) Michel:Facile maintenant. nous ne pouvons pas tous être chouchous des médias sociaux. Ou des célébrités canadiennes (Easy now, We can't all be social media darlings or Canadian celebrities) Jacque-Paul:Oh bien. Alors Marie vous aimez vraiment cet homme n'est-ce pas? (Oh well. So Marie you really love this man don't you?) Sabrina Artois:Avec tout mon coeur papa. Nous avons juste fait pour l'autre. Et ce soir, je serai son mariée rougissante. (With all my heart dad. We were just made for each other. And tonight, I will be his blushing bride.) Jacque-Paul: J'espère juste que j'espère qu'il prend bien soin de ma fille de lapin. Je ne veux pas te voir jamais blessé. (I hope just hope he takes good care of my Bunny Girl. Don't want to see you get hurt.) Sabrina Artois:Je suis confiant, je sais où se trouve mon coeur réside.. Speaking of your heart.. You're lucky to even be alive to give me away with as much as you smoke! *Brie coughs* Ugh.. Second hand smoke! Tabarnak! Jacque-Paul:Hahahaha... Hey, No cursing inside the church ma lapin! [Sabrina laughs as her father blows a puff of cigar smoke upwards.] Michel:Vous grave de porter ce chapeau? (You serious about wearing that hat?) Sabrina Artois:Vous sérieux au sujet de votre tête ne pas être trop grand pour votre corps stupide? (You serious about your head not being too big for your stupid body?) Jacque-Paul:Sabrina.. Michel.. Montrez de la civilité. C'est un très grand moment pour votre sœur et votre famille. Sabrina .. Rappelez-vous toujours que vous êtes toujours ma petite fille. Peu importe ce que. (Show some civility. This is a very big moment for your sister and our family. Sabrina.. Always remember you are always my baby girl. No matter what.) [Sabrina tears up hugging her father tightly.] Sabrina Artois:Merci papa.. Michel:bonne chance Marie! Sabrina Artois:Ughh Papa? Jacque-Paul:Oui ma cherie? Sabrina Artois:Avez-vous de fumer ce cigare méchant? (Do you have to smoke that nasty cigar?) Michel:Je voulais arrêter, mais pour vous, sur votre grand jour du mariage. C'est pour célébrer. (I was trying to stop, But for you on your big wedding day. It is to celebrate.) [Sabrina Artois coughs on the smoke but still hugs her father.] [We see a collection of fans outside the Basilica carrying signs of support for the couple As well as Interviews from people who are fans of Sabrina Artois and Andrew Davis.] Fan 1:Sabrina Artois is the BIGGEST sensation to ever come from Quebec! She is even BIGGER than Celine Dion! She is a wonderful woman and she deserves her happiness! [Camera shows another fan carrying a sign that says “Bonne Chance Brie and Andrew!”] Fan 2: Sabrina est notre étoile, notre superstar de la ville de la maison! Je lui et Andrew souhaite le meilleur mariage réussi! Vive le Québec! [Another woman is shown wearing a bootleg shirt with Andrew Davis and Sabrina Artois faces on them and she is holding a sign that reads “We LOVE Sabrina and Andrew!”] Fan 3:No matter what, Through thick and thin.. We LOVE you Sabrina! Enjoy your day of wedded bliss! Andrew Davis is a great man and he truly deserves your heart and everything else you give him! Dieu vous bénisse!! [We fade out.] Edited by Sabrina Artois-Davis, Jan 19 2014, 04:47 PM.
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Miss Fabuleux.. CWF's HOTTEST Siren in the BEST E-FED on le web!
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[We open to the Bridal suite of the Montreal Cathedral. We see various white boxes left opened, A half eaten cookie cake left on the glass coffee table alongside a pair of white silk stockings.. Sabrina Artois has on her wedding dress.. The “Nicole” dress by Galia Lahva. A Victorian style with a gracious opening to show off her legs. She has on her 80's style make up and on her hands are white lace glovettes. However she is barefoot.. Several wine glasses are all around the table as well as two champagne bottles. Melissa Aki is in the room with Brie - Dressed in a very tight Playboy Bunny suit with an extreme cut to the thighs and down to the bosoms - shiny black tights and black heels. She is smiling as she faces Sabrina.] Maki: Oh babycakes, you look tres beautiful. And so happy. Andy is one lucky fella. Hell I could steal you away and marry you before he gets a chance to say “I Do” *she giggles* Sabrina Artois:Mmm.. After that night in Vegas I do feel how you says? "Conflicted" I mean.. I never experienced anything as extraordinary as that! Hahaha.. And ending up without undies in la water foutain! Incroyable! Memories are made from dolce things like that! [Sabrina smiles and runs her hand smoothly down Maki's nylon clad thigh as Maki shudders for a second and smiles back.] Melissa Aki:This is very snug dont you think? I am all sexy and a hot Korean Bunny. Way hotter than that Glory skank.. *She shakes her booty* I could get to like this too much. I am so happy I am here as your bestie and the Maiden of Maidens. You think it looks good babe? [Maki kisses Brie on the cheek and then adjusts her boobs inside her suit] Sabrina Artois:Mmmm.. vous regardez merveilleux et exotique de la tête aux pieds ma bonbon!! Hahah.. you look marvelous and exotic all over! Vous should wear that suit more often! I couldn't be happier to have vous mon sexiest bestie out of all to be mon head bridesmaid at mon biggest day of la vie!!! Ahh oui! Oui! You were made to be la Sassy Asian Bunny! Maki: Oui for damn sure. I love to be here for you on the happiest day of your life, honeylove. I couldn’t be happier for you. *Hugs Brie tightly then lets go and strokes her cheek* Sabrina Artois:Vous are like sisters!! And Merci for having mon extra pair of stockings.. Kelly's stupid cat almost ruined mon big day! Ostie Criss mon Tabarnak!! [Sabrina looks up smiling before she looks down and grabs one of her white silk stockings and gently bends down and wiggles her toes before arching her foot and sliding it up her foot slowly and sensually. Maki looks down at her with a slight smirk] Maki: Gosh babe you are one sexy kitten. I love those silk stockings so much. So sexy and beautiful all at once. Maybe I should kidnap Andy, pretend to be him and we get married! What a honeymoon that would be! [Maki gently strokes her thigh and feels the fabric against Sabrina’s skin] Sabrina Artois:Oooohhh.. That felt soooo right. Haha.. I am tempted ma belle. Maki: It feels wonderful, love. [Sabrina grabs the other white silk stocking and gently bends down, wiggles her toes before arching her foot again and sliding it up her foot slowly and sensually.] Sabrina Artois:Hahaha.. I can't find mon hat? What box was it in? Maki: What box? Let me see... [She has it behind her back] Maki: I found it babycakes! Let me put it on you. [Maki slowly from the front puts the hat on Brie] Sabrina Artois:Awww... Merci! Merci! This outfit not complete without it! Maki: You look absolutely stunning, love. Wowzer. For once I am speechless. I would have loved you to have dyed your hair baby but you still look beautiful. Sabrina Artois:I know. I would have preferred jet black hair but mon Andrew wanted moi la way I was when I dazzled him the first night.. You know what? I still cannot figure out what happened to mon undies when we met? [Sabrina grabs another piece of the cookie cake and eats it and then drinks some champagne after.] Maki: Interestingly enough...I lost mine too...I could feel it. I know we had a Champagne lunch...but still...tres weird honeylove, I can’t remember much about it, I remember we cuddled... But anyway....I have a special gift for you but you gotta close your eyes... [Sabrina covers her eyes and then peaks out.] Sabrina Artois:Ahh.. What did you get moi mon sassy Asian bunny? Maki: Really shut them darlin’. [Brie shuts her eyes, as Maki takes her left leg and rolls up a pure white garter onto her thigh and leaves her hand on it] Maki: It’s awesome huh babe? Sabrina Artois:Awwww Maki.. I am sooooo moved! It.. It's Fabuleux! [Maki drops her hand as Sabrina walks across the floor and models it in front of the mirror doing her trademark pouty face and doing several modeling poses as Maki grabs Brie's white lace up Bridal boots. Brie sits back down.] Maki: Perfection honeylove. Pure perfection. This is why we are the most beautiful and sexy ladies to ever grace the world and why you are the idol of every girl in the world. [Sabrina slips her foot into the right one and Melissa Aki bends over wiggling her bunny tail at the camera lacing it up. Maki grabs the other boot and slides it back onto Brie's foot and laces the other one.] Sabrina Artois:Everything.. Its just so parfait! Merci Maki!! I couldn't have done all this without vous.. Despite everything I went through this horrible year. Winning over Andy and then losing him and then finding him again. You are invaluable. I owe vous for everything you've done. [Sabrina stands up and gently runs a finger across Maki's cheek as she shivers at the touch.] Maki: awww babe it is my pleasure. I am your bestie of besties. It’s what I do. My compassionate nature. You have had a tough year, mine has been up and down too but through everything friends stick together. I am going to miss seeing you so much but it’s time for Andy to have his time with vous. You better still be around as I love it when we hang out without men around. Sabrina Artois:Its sad but you are not losing moi forever, I am just finding mon happiness. Funny thing is I never intended to ever get married I was happy being sassy moi but then Andrew came into mon life and well.. Something happened. Scientists with infinite knowledge of the cosmos couldn't explain it. But well I wanted him and he wanted moi. In each others arms we realized we were destined for one another.. Like Bonnie and Clyde but with a less gory ending and with lots more gratuitous sex, nudity and more gun play. Maki: Awww that’s so romantic babe. I feel the same and don’t think I will ever get married but I see how happy he makes you, how safe you feel, how he makes you laugh and what you told me about him in the sack too. He ticks all the boxes baby. I am ecstatic that you have your other half but aren’t you scared babycakes? Sabrina Artois:I am not scared, And I know Andrew is anticipating the day he makes moi his bride. It’s all he's talked about.. He's not even interested in the world championship. That's when I knew he was genuine. He told moi at dinner on his yacht that I was the only reason he wanted to get back into wrestling, Without moi he said he was done and nothing else to prove but that I was the missing piece of his life that gave him purpose. I was the ONLY reason he came to CWF. Maki: That’s a real man, darlin’. He is so sweet. I would like to see him wrestle too. Mikey isn’t interested in the title but just wants Vincent destroyed. I can’t see me marrying him or anyone else for that matter. I do love that Wilson fella but marrying and giving away my freedom? I can’t imagine it but you want all that marrying Andy brings and for that I am truly happy for you, gorgeous. Sabrina Artois:Hahahaha.. Nothing is ruining this day, Not icky pale angry teen Chrystal or anybody else. This is mon day for Andrew and Moi to enjoy our wedded bliss. And I would never say never about Michael Wilson. Love is like that, You don't know when it happens it just hits vous like a craving for Tim-Bits. Do you have all mon stuff packed for la Honeymoon? Maki: Mmmmm Tim-Bits. Sorry love, I went missing there for a second. I got my NextGenner Amber to pack it all for you but I checked, and its all there love, Tim-bits, Lingerie, toys, make up bag, Timmy’s coffee and of course Birth control love. Always good to be prepared as my old uncle Tan would say. Sabrina Artois:Hold on.. [Sabrina opens up one of the suitcases and grabs all the Birth control pills and tosses them into the trash can.] Maki: What the hell? Brie, come on love, surely you aren’t thinking about making love without contraception’s? Andy better have condoms then. I can’t condone not having Birth Control, love. Honey why would you do that? You know what could happen. Sabrina Artois:I no cares Maki, When moi and Andrew are on honeymoon we'll be doing la Catholic thing and umm "Flying without a net!" Hahaha!!! [Sabrina pours herself another glass of champagne and Maki takes one too.] Maki: Seriously babe, you could end up getting your life sucked away for the rest of eternity by getting pregnant. Think of your career, of who you are. You don’t want saggy arse, boobs and cootch like Jenna now do you? Sabrina Artois:I'd be thrilled if I'd get all preggers after la wedding! Moi and Andrew never planned for kids but if It happened it would mean vous would get even more chances at la women's championship. It's not a bad thing.. You get la gold and I have a baby! Maybe 300 babies! That's how much I love him. Maki: Awwww babe thanks for thinking of me but maybe I would get more of a chance at the title but I would also get the same chance with you not preggers. Angel got a shot, bless her cotton socks, but she isn’t as vicious, determined or as ambitious as me. Jade, has been dodging me for far too long. Next year I get my Sirens title shot. Plus I like to see you so sexy and beautiful. Three hundred? Ha! You will have a saggier cootch than Linda, Lexxy, Jenna and Amanda combined. Sabrina Artois:Well we'll see what happens. ce qui sera sera La sigh.. it’s almost time.. How do I look? [Sabrina looks nervous biting her lip as she models off her bridal ensemble for Maki who eyes her and we see her eyes moisten up] Maki: You are so beautiful like a vision of perfection from a Rembrandt masterpiece, like seeing the most beautiful creature, object or desire and you come to realise she just flitted into your life briefly, but in the end that time was the most magical of your life. You know, Brie, Mikey is lovely as is Andy but maybe soul mates can turn from friends into something more. After the bachelorette party, it feels so right...run away and elope with me, babycakes? We can marry each other! Stay with me.... [Sabrina smiles and this time grabs the entire bottle of champagne and chugs it down hard before getting a wiped out look on her face and then hugs Maki very hard and kisses her on the cheek.] Sabrina Artois:Awwwww Maki.. You making moi cry. I am gonna miss vous.. [Sabrina is fighting back her emotions as she hugs Melissa even tighter with genuine emotion and Melissa hugs back even tighter as you can hear Maki fighting back sobs] Maki: Well that’s it.. Its time honeylove. Time to wow the world and be the happiest Bunny in the universe [Sabrina nods her head and adjusts her white bridal top hat and Maki lowers the birdcage veil and hands Sabrina her bouquet as Sabrina's eyes are watering up and her lips open partly as the words come out in a hushed tone.] Sabrina Artois:Au revoir Maki.. [Maki hugs Brie one last time and then her eyes meet with Sabrina's and Maki lays a gentle kiss on Brie's lips as small tears fall down their cheeks. Maki then opens the door and Sabrina slowly exits the room as Melissa follows her down the hall.] [We open to the main alter of the Notre Dame Basilica of Montreal. It is grand, epic And awe inspiring in its detail from the sky reaching ceiling to the colored deep blue and decorated with golden stars, the rest of the sanctuary is a polychrome of blues, azures, reds, purples, silver, and gold. It is full of precise wood carvings and religious icons. The stained glass windows are painted with scenes detailing the rich history of Montreal. It features a Casavant Frères pipe organ, At the front of the alter is a Priest: Filipe La Roche as he stands wearing his vestments and a bible placed at the alter and several candles are placed. Camera shifts to Thom Yorke with an acoustic guitar. He starts playing and singing.. When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye. Just like an angel, your skin makes me cry. you float like a feather, in a beautiful world. wish I was special. you're so very special. and I'm a creep I'm a wierdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here. I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul. I want you to notice when I'm not around. You're so very special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a wierdo What the hell am I doing here when I don't belong here Woah, woah she's runnin out again she's running out she--run--run---run runs Run. Whatever makes you happy whatever you want youre so very special I wish I was special but I'm a creep I'm a wierdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here. I don't belong here... [Suddenly we hear Linda Anderson and Jack Levinsky’s voices.] Jack Levinsky:We’re here at the start of the ceremony for the wedding.. That was a beautiful and touching song by Tom Yorke of Radiohead. Linda Anderson:I see the Priest is here and there are the rings.. This will be a very lovely ceremony. [Andrew Davis struts in through a side door and strides his way towards the alter. He’s wearing a very smart looking suit.] Jack Levinsky:Andrew Davis is out first and taking his position at the alter.. He looks Dressed for a GQ cover shoot but you can’t expect anything less than the best from One of pro wrestlings and Hollywood’s biggest stars. Linda Anderson:He looks nervous but he should be, This is the biggest day of his entire life. Never before has Andrew Davis ever been married but tonight he finds his fate, his future and his bride. Just hope Sabrina Artois can keep it professional. Jack Levinsky:Oh what? You doubt she can? Linda Anderson:Well she was drinking heavily before this ceremony backstage! [Suddenly the church organ picks up playing a tune of some sort.. I could look it up but seriously why bother? Thus starts the procession of the Bridesmaids and Groomsmen. It Begins with Nessa Wall dressed in her Playboy Bunny Suit with matching ears carrying a bouquet as she walks hand in hand with Konrad Andergast in a tuxedo of the Austrian Powers Legacy…] Jack Levinsky:WOW! Nessa Wall looks in great form tonight.. She has a pretty fit physique to match her wits but that Bunny suit only enhances her natural beauty. Linda Anderson:Konrad Andergast looks pleased to be here in support of Sabrina Artois and Andrew Davis. [The next Bridesmaid and Groomsmen coming out next is Kelly Wolfe dressed in her Playboy Bunny Suit with matching ears carrying a bouquet and hand in hand with Greg Ward in a cool neon blue color tuxedo walking down the aisle way. Greg is grinning ear to ear while Kelly is telling him something as she sashays her legs in a sexy manner.] Jack Levinsky:There’s my man Greg Ward alongside Brie’s partner in crime Kelly Wolfe. They look to be hitting it off pretty well. Linda Anderson:Kelly Wolfe looks smashing as a Bunny Bridesmaid. Kinda makes me wish I was in this procession. Jack Levinsky:Mmm.. That would not be a bad idea.. You have the legs and tucus for that kind of look! Linda Anderson:Awww!!! [And the next Bridesmaid and Groomsmen coming out next is Emi Yamamoto who is Attired in a super tight black and blue vinyl and sequins Playboy Bunny Suit with matching ears carrying a bouquet. The suit is extremely shiny as well as the tights she’s wearing with it. Kama Lama has on his own tuxedo and is walking hand in hand with her and looks a bit blinded as he takes her to the alter.] Jack Levinsky:I’m BLINDED!! WHOA!! There.. I can see again.. Emi Yamamoto of the SVW looking like she may upstage all the bridesmaids with that super sexy SHINY bunny suit! Linda Anderson:She’s a very sweet happy go lucky young woman. Kama Lama looks all too happy to be by her side tonight! [Coming out next is Groomsmen Dominick Shore wearing a Tuxedo that barely conceals his bulging muscles alongside Bridesmaid Gabriela Lozano in her own Leopard print Playboy Bunny suit with dark fishnets and matching bunny ears carrying a bouquet. Dominick and Gabriela Lozano smile at each other and walk down the aisle together.] Jack Levinsky:Gabriela Lozano is looking SUPER SPICY tonight.. Rowwwr! Dominick Shore is our world champion and he’s dating all of that.. He is the worlds luckiest man next to myself and Andrew Davis! Linda Anderson:Dominick Shore and Gabriela Lozano make a cute couple don’t they? They may be next to tie the knot. [Bridesmaid Jade Goldman wearing a Pink latex bodysuit with pink ears on a pink wig. She has a bouquet She looks soulful taking it all in alongside her Groomsmen RJ Souza In a regular tuxedo for once.] Jack Levinsky:And not to be missed.. The longest reigning women’s champion.. Jade Goldman with RJ Souza.. One of Andrew’s former or current friends. Its good to see Jade and Sabrina put aside their differences for this special night. Linda Anderson:Jade Goldman looks strong, powerful and beautiful tonight. RJ Souza could have missed this event as beat up as he looks tonight but what a trooper he’s always been whether for his friends or for his family. [Out next is new CWF Siren and Bridesmaid Anna Lena Kalt wearing a very sexy smooth Playboy Bunny suit with dark fishnets and matching bunny ears carrying a bouquet. She struts down the aisle hand in hand with Groomsmen Ignazius Andergast In his own tuxedo.] Jack Levinsky:Its our Austrian friends again.. Ignazius Andergast with Anna Lena Kalt. Another friend of Sabrina Artois. They look pretty smashing together! Linda Anderson:Anna Lena Kalt certainly makes that Playboy Bunny suit look good in all the right places. Ignazius couldn’t be more happier to be beside her. Jack Levinsky:Good god.. How many more Bridesmaids does Brie have? Linda Anderson:We still have Angel Kash, Amy Marshall, Ughh.. Maki and now Sapphire Marino with Clyde Kennedy! [Coming out next is Bridesmaid Sapphire Marino wearing a see through mesh Playboy Bunny suit with flesh colored fishnets and bunny ears and holding her own bouquet alongside Groomsmen Clyde Kennedy in a tuxedo. Clyde seemingly yanks Sapphire a bit too hard down the aisle causing her to almost trip. She flashes a mean look at Clyde who seems oblivious.] Jack Levinsky:Whoa.. Clyde Kennedy is not the same graceful beast he was before.. Almost took down Sapphire Marino to the floor.. And speaking of Sapphire.. WOW.. Can she be allowed in church looking like that.. DAMN! Linda Anderson:Ok Jack.. You can stop drooling now or will I have to make you stop? Yes. Sapphire has quite a killer physique as do all the Sirens. Haha.. Clyde Kennedy is a long time friend of Andrew Davis and he’s resurfaced for this big wedding! [Next coming out is Amy Marshall wearing a “Punk Rock Bunny” Playboy Bunny Suit with torn fishnets, bunny ears and carrying a wilted bouquet hand in hand with Groomsmen Owen Wilson in a tuxedo (Not the actor but the wrestler) Amy seems a bit off put by Owen’s weight but she smiles walks down to the alter with him.] Jack Levinsky:Oooh.. Looking as juicy bad ass as always is Amy Marshall but Not looking so bad but packing on the pounds is Owen Wilson! Sadly not the actor and instead.. The wrestler or retired wrestler. Linda Anderson:Well Owen Wilson is one of Andrew Wilson’s closest friends or whatever he has close to friends being such an ego maniacal jerk as he can be. Amy Marshall looks sexy and dangerous tonight [Out next is Bridesmaid Angel Kash wearing her “Money Bunny” Playboy Bunny Outfit with 100 $ bills glued to it and gold dollar signs on Angel’s fishnets along with her own bunny ears and carrying a bouquet. She struts down the aisle like a supermodel hand in hand with Groomsmen Jasan Sterling in a smart looking tuxedo.] Jack Levinsky:Heh.. You would think this is Angel Kash’s own wedding with the way she’s strutting and profiling tonight! But Jasan Sterling can’t seem to stop eyeing Angel Kash up and down.. I predict these two will end up in the coat closet by the end of the night! Linda Anderson:Well Angel Kash has a reason to feel proud tonight.. She looks knock down drop dead gorgeous tonight.. Jasan Sterling may just get a piece of the Kash tonight if he plays his cards right! Jack Levinsky:And now the Maid of Honor.. And hey? Wasn’t Jasan Sterling the head groomsmen? What is he doing with Angel? Linda Anderson:To make room for Michael Wilson.. Ugh.. Jack Levinsky:Ugh is right.. #WilsonisaLOSERDamage [Last but not least of the Bridesmaids is the Maid of Honor.. Melissa Aki.. She is living it up as she prances and walks as sexy as she can and even posing for pictures in her tight black and very revealing Playboy Bunny suit with sheer shiny black nylons and bunny ears and carrying a bouquet. She struts out alongside with Michael Wilson looking at his most obnoxious self in a stylish tuxedo.] Jack Levinsky:Ahh.. You can’t have a wedding without one honest to god douche bag But Melissa Aki.. PHOO!! She’s STUNNING all over tonight! Linda Anderson:Jack, Please don’t give that greedy, selfish egomaniacal ho any more encouragement than she needs. And who invited Michael Wilson here? I know Andrew Davis didn’t! [More organ music plays as we see a ring bearer come down to the alter carrying the two rings on a red pillow.. Then we see Nikki Matthews and Junie Ralton in their smart sexy solider suits come out and throw rose pedals on the aisle way as we finally hear strains of “Ave Maria” by Perry Como playing as all the guests stand up..] Ave Maria Gratia plena Maria, gratia plena Maria, gratia plena Ave ave dominus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIlRuiLHlp0 Linda Anderson:Here we go now.. Sabrina Artois being accompanied by her father To the haunting strains of Ave Maria. Jack Levinsky:We didn’t have this for our own wedding did we? Linda Anderson:Uhh no.. You’re Jewish remember? Jack Levinsky:DUH! [Like a heavenly vision Sabrina Artois is walking in step with her father Jacque Paul Artois.. HE IS STILL Smoking a cigar despite the ceremony being on Causing Brie to cough and gasp as the smoke is floating near her. Brie is attired in a long white "Nicole" piece by Galia Lahav – An Ivory silk body hugging dress, bare back, flesh colored tulle top and sleeves, front and back hand embroidered feathers, embellished with crystals, beads and pearls, sleeves decorated with pearl drops as well as the train. Sabrina has on her 80's style make up.. Pink lips and a vivid color combination around her eyes of dark shimmery blue, green, blue, purple and orange swirling together. Lace fingerless bridal gloves, Her legs in sheer white nylons, Victorian style bridal boots in white lace and ribbon. On her head is a white top hat with beads and white feathers adorning it and a white veil pulled over her face.] Dominus tecum In mulieribus Et benedictus Et benedictus Jack Levinsky:Oh my goodness.. What a glorious vision of heaven standing before us.. Sabrina Artois looks glamorous, gorgeous and above all.. “Fabuleux” from her head down to her toes. Linda Anderson:What the HELL is she wearing Jack!? A white top hat!? Weird 80’s style make up?? What was Brie smoking when she came up with this? Jack Levinsky:Hey, You know what they say about weddings.. Its usually the Brides day to dress to impress! Linda Anderson:True, Weddings are all about the bride. Sabrina Artois has once again topped herself at being Brie as the Fabuleux is turned up to the dial. [Jacque is smiling as he is arm in arm with Sabrina Artois who looks thoroughly sauced as she has a plastic nervous looking grin on her face the entire time. She holds a bouquet made of delistar mums, queen anne’s lace, lisianthus, stock, herbs and seeded eucalyptus.] Fructus ventris Ventris tui Jésus Ave Maria Ave Maria [All the Bridesmaids stand on the right side of the alter as the groomsmen stand on the left side and they all turn as Sabrina Artois makes her way in slow step beside her father Who continues to smoke his cigar.. The smoke gets into Brie’s face as she tries to not sneeze.] Jack Levinsky:Hey isn’t this a no smoking venue?? Linda Anderson:I don’t think anybody told Brie’s father that.. Not like they care, Its part of the Artois nature. Sancta Maria Maria mater Dei Maria mater Dei Ora ora pronobis [Sabrina Artois makes her way towards the alter as her expression changes from Glazed over to a subtle calm and then to teary eyed. Her father leads her to the Alter As Andrew Davis turns and admires his soon to be wife. The Priest has a stone look On his face.] Linda Anderson:I guess its not bad.. I do like the dress even if the hat seems silly. This is uniquely her own look as a bride.. Nobody else but Sabrina could be Sabrina! Jack Levinsky:I love her look. It’s a mixture of French Victorian exquisiteness with a mad dash of 80’s rock star glamour. I think it works. I love it! Linda Anderson:And why does Brie look so out of herself tonight? Her eyes look glazed or something.. She looks good I do agree but her father looks pretty creeptastic! Jack Levinsky:He looks like a mixture of a Porn Movie producer and a snake oil salesmen and a wrestling manager of the 80’s! Peccatoribus Nunc et nunc et in hora Nunc et in hora mortis Nunc et in hora mortis nostrae In hora mortis nostrae Ave Maria [Sabrina’s breathing picks up as her chest heaves in and out with anxiety. Her father leads her up the alter as Sabrina Artois is on the left side.. He gives her away to Andrew Davis and shakes his hand and is about to sit down when he notices Sabrina Artois is standing facing AWAY from the alter and in a dazed state. Andrew Davis raises an eyebrow.] Jack Levinsky:The comedy never ends.. Linda Anderson:I do believe Sabrina Artois drank too much of the bubbly tonight! [Finally Sabrina’s father turns her back around, Shakes his head and sits down by Sabrina’s mom’s side. The priest looks confused and is about to talk when.] Sabrina Artois:WAIT! WAIT! First I want to do something.. Je tiens à chanter! *Starts to sing* Ohh L’AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR !!!!!!!!!!!!! BROKE MON HEART AND I IS ACHING FOR VOUUUUUUUS !!! MON AMOOOO Jack Levinsky : NO ! NO ! PLEASE STOP ! MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY ! [Andrew Davis smiles and nudges her to stop.] Sabrina Artois:HEEEY! I remember vous? No? Linda Anderson:Oh goodness.. Brie is going to ruin her own wedding day! Priest:In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. People:And also with you! Priest: Welcome, all of you. We are gathered here today for one of the happiest occasions in all human life, to celebrate before God the marriage of a man and woman who love each other. Marriage is a most honorable estate, created and Instituted by God, signifying unto us the mystical union, which also exists between Christ and the Church; so too may this marriage be adorned by true and abiding love. Who is it that brings this woman to this man? Jacque Paul Artois: I do. [Sabrina Artois finally shakes her head and realizes what is going on.. Andrew Davis seems nervous. Brie turns and sees all the people in the basilica and almost faints but Andrew catches her and holds her up.] Priest:Today is truly a glorious day which the Lord hath made - as today both of you are blessed with God's greatest of all gifts - the gift of abiding love and devotion between a man and a woman. All present here today - and those here in heart - wish both of you all the joy, happiness and success and the world has to offer. Now the mothers of Bride and Groom will come forward to light two individual candles, symbolic of the individuality of those who stand here before me as well of their families. Sabrina Artois:Where is vous mom anyway!? [Andrew Davis tries to ignore Brie and looks around.] Jack Levinsky:Who wants to make a bet as to how long Brie can go without making a fool of herself? I am betting at least 4 minutes tops! [Suddenly we notice a sign language translator who seems to not know what he is doing.] Linda Anderson:Why does that man look so familiar? Jack Levinsky:If the Nelson Mandela funeral wasn’t enough for this guy! Priest: Although life is a gift given to each of us as individuals, we also learn to live together in harmony. Love is a gift to us from our family and friends. Through these gifts of love we learn to ourselves to gift it back. Learning to love and live together is one of life's greatest challenges and is the shared goal of a married life. [Sabrina Artois looks like she may cry at any moment but she bites her lips, bats her eyes At Andrew and mouths the words “I Love you…” to him.] Priest: Mankind did not create love; love is created by God. Therefore, a husband and wife should not confuse love of worldly things with that of Godly love of one another. For even if worldly success is found, only love for one another will maintain a marriage. The measure of true love is a love both freely given and freely accepted, just as God's love is unconditional and free. [Andrew Davis gazes at Sabrina and smirks at her then notices his phone is ringing After what seems an eternity to turn it off he just throws it as far as he can away.] Priest: As you travel through life together, I caution you to remember that the true measure of success, the true avenue to joy and peace, is to be found within the love you hold in your hearts. I would ask that you hold the key to your heart very tightly. [Melissa Aki, Jade Goldman and Emi Yamamoto all look teary eyed as they hold hands. Nessa Wall and Amy Marshall look serious as they watch on.] Priest:Within the Bible, nothing holds greater importance that Love. We are told the crystalline and beautiful truth: "God is Love". We are assured that "Love conquers all". It is love which brings you here today, the union of two hearts and two spirits. As your lives continue to interweave as one pattern, remember that it was love that brought you here today, it is love that will make this a glorious union, and it is love which will cause this union to endure. [Camera gets in a close up shot of Sabrina and Andrew as they stand side by side.Just then a commotion is heard.] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Its revealed to be Zak Bagans host of Ghost Adventures. ] Zak Bagans:No Sabrina.. DON’T DO IT!! PLEASE!!!! I still love you.. Just give me one more chance.. You don’t need some washed up has-been douche like Andrew.. I want to make you happy.. Give me another chance!! Jack Levinsky:Uh oh! Linda Anderson:Zak Bagans.. Sabrina’s ex! Jack Levinsky:I thought he was ignoring her on twitter and now he wants her back!? Preposterous! [Zak Approaches the Alter.] Zak Bagans:I still do love you Brie, This is a major decision that will effect you forever. Come back to me babe, I promise.. I’ll make it all better.. [Sabrina Artois looks like she may cry as she has her head down then she looks up.. Backs up some… Then Smash kicks Zak in the face.. Zak stumbles down and falls in a battered heap Andrew Davis smiles.. Brie straightens out her dress goes back to the alter.] Jack Levinsky:SMASH KICKED in a pair of heels.. Seriously.. Brie is beyond epic! Linda Anderson:That joke deserved it! Priest: No more interruptions?? [Owen Wilson and Clyde Kennedy drag out Zak.] Priest:Good.. And now the couple wish to share with us some remarks they wrote to mark this occasion. Andrew Davis? Andrew Davis: Ladies & Gentlemen, my name is Andrew Davis. Throughout my life, I have been disappointing people. At birth, I disappointed my mother, who desperately wanted a daughter. I disappointed my grandfather, because I wasn’t named after him. I disappointed my father by not following him into the family business. Although he abandoned me at an early age, so I guess disappointment runs in my family. I disappointed my University of Oklahoma track coaches, who gave me a sizable scholarship, by walking onto the football team. I disappointed Sooners fans by not getting drafted into the NFL. And I disappointed everyone by choosing to become a pro wrestler. My whole life has been a series of disappointments. So while the world has been disappointed by me, there’s a special group of women who have been disappointed more than the rest. There’s a select few… okay, few dozen… who know the disappointment of Andrew Davis more than any other. Because I am “Mr. One Who Got Away.” I’m the one who showed up at the high school reunion and broke every heart in the room. I’m the one night stand who never called back, I’m the bastard who stood them up at the airport, I’m the man who entered their life, made empty promises, and left when I was ready. I’ve never claimed to be anything other than a selfish bastard. But the disappointment has started to find me. When I see the eyes of the women I’ve wronged, I feel something. I’m not sure what I feel, but it’s in my heart region. I’m not very good at identifying emotions, but I feel… something. And it doesn’t feel good. And then everything changed. “Mr. One Who Got Away” finally met “Miss One Who Got Away.” When I found Sabrina, and then I lost her, I knew right then. At that very moment, I knew how the women of my life had felt. I understood their pain, their loss, their thirst for more. But I am not like those women, because every single one of them took no for an answer. Well, there might have been some “Yes” responses too, followed by regretful “No’s” afterwards, but this is a wedding, and I’m trying to sanitize my life for this blessed event. When you find someone who makes your life brighter, and better, and sexier, and crazier, and beautiful-er, you don’t let that person leave your life. You don’t let that person go. You don’t take no for an answer. Which is why I am here. I am here to retire my past, retire the “Mr. One Who Got Away” persona, and retire the ache I feel whenever I’m away from Sabrina. I’m not here to take no for an answer. (Turning to Sabrina.. Sabrina is teary eyed, her lips tremble as she is overwhelmed by The beauty of Andrews words.) Which is why I’m so happy that you said yes when I proposed. And it’s why I’m so happy tonight to say, “Yes” to you, to all of these people, and yes to the rest of our lives together. I’ve been waiting for you my whole life. I just didn’t know it until you got here. And now I can’t wait to say, “I do,” have the biggest party the world has ever seen, go on our Honeymoon, and start creating a race of super children who will one day rule the Earth. Sabrina, my love, I’m yours. And I’ll never disappoint you. [Sabrina nods her head smiling through her birdcage veil.] Jack Levinsky:Man, That was touching.. Those are genuine words from a man Who use to be one of the biggest party guys and bachelors back in the day! This The true genuine soul of Andrew being revealed before us. A man ready to change his ways for one woman. Linda Anderson:It reminds me of yours words on our blessed day some 12 years ago. I knew I found the right one in you Jack. Andrew Davis is a man transformed forever by the woman who held the key to his heart. [Sabrina takes the mic next.] Sabrina Artois:All mon life has been maddening and chaotic. Like a puzzle with la pieces thrown all over the floor and some of those pieces going missing entirely. Pieces I slowly started to collect and fit into la grooves until they somehow fit. It took time. 25 years to be exact. The pieces from mon childhood which never allowed moi to grow up. Towards mon teen years when I started modeling and acting professionally. Slowly those pieces also fit. But there were missing spaces so I kept searching.. I became a women’s wrestler and strove through years of hard work and dedications to achieve mon dream of a women’s champion. To the pieces I collected when I became a celebrity who was sought after and followed and loved by sooooo many. More pieces but still ONE missing piece Was left but I ignored it. I was young, sexy and I didn’t need a man to hold moi down. Love was something I did not need nor did I seek it out. Love was something that was a useless emotion that got in la way. The empty void that would linger in mon mind.. It needed to be filled but I ignored it.. I went through mon life with that missing space until I found vous.. You Andrew were la missing piece that I needed for sooo long and have been looking for all mon life.. Love is spontaneous. So random. I never once anticipated I’d find mon own parfait match. Never imagined I’d ever be so happy to find love. Jack Levinsky:Goodness.. She’s rambling again.. Champagne is a wonderful thing! Sabrina Artois:That is what happened when I met vous Andrew. Vous are la missing piece I was looking for so long. The missing piece that completes the puzzle and displays a bold, beautiful Breathtaking painting. Full of excitement, happiness, splashed with loud color and vivid design that only Picasso would envy. Somebody to warm up next to, somebody to cry to, Somebody to calm moi and fill moi with hope for a better day. Somebody to love moi for who she is and all mon annoying habits and quirks I come with. Somebody to comfort moi in bad times when the world has gone crazy. Andrew.. Moi and vous were just meant to be together.. A parfait match made by some gigantic scary hand in la cosmos.. We found the missing pieces inside each other. I tamed vous and vous tamed moi. Andrew.. I look to this new chapter we write together.. Look forward to cherishing each sunrise, each sunset, each rain fall and each season and cherish every moment I wake up beside vous. Andrew.. You are la greatest love of mon young life and I look forward to sharing it with vous.. From this point on.. Mon heart, mon soul, mon body, mon eyes all belong to vous. Merci Andrew, pour être à côté de moi comme mon mari pour toujours. This is our fairytale ending ! Jack Levinsky:A little long winded but hey, She’s been drinking since 10 so this was pretty damn impressive! Linda Anderson:It’s still touching and true to the heart even if Brie is downright corny. Priest: So, today is truly a glorious day which the Lord hath made - as today both of you are blessed with God's greatest of all gifts - the gift of abiding love and devotion between a man and a woman. All present here today - and those here in heart - wish both of you all the joy, happiness and success and the world has to offer. Sabrina Marie Artois and Andrew Davis, as you dedicate yourselves to one another, we are mindful of the presence of God around us. [Sabrina and Andrew hold the hand of the other, slides the ring half way on. Sabrina’s mom looks teary eyed.] Priest: Repeat after me.. I Andrew Davis, take you Sabrina Marie Artois, to be my wife, for better or worse, sickness and health, in plenty and want, to stand together in our times of joy and sorrow, always to be faithful to you. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I love you. Andrew Davis:I, Andrew Davis , take you Sabrina Marie Artois, to be my wife, for better or worse, sickness and health, in plenty and want, to stand together in our times of joy and sorrow, always to be faithful to you. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I love you. Priest:Now Sabrina, Repeat after me.. I, Sabrina Marie Artois, take you, Andrew Davis , to be my husband, for better or worse, sickness and health, in plenty and want, to stand together in our times of joy and sorrow, always to be faithful to you. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I love you. Sabrina Artois:I, Sabrina Marie Artois, take vous, Andrew Davis , to be mon wife.. Err I mean mon lover.. Jack Levinsky:Hahahahaha!!! Sabrina Artois:Grrr.. Mon Husband, for better or worse, sickness and health, in plenty and want, to stand together in our times of joy and sorrow, always to be faithful to vous. I will love vous and honor you all the days of mon life. I love vous. Priest:Who holds the rings? Jasan Sterling:I do. Priest:Let us bless these rings! O God, these rings are circles, symbols that remind us of the Sun, and the Earth, and the universe. Symbols of holiness, of perfection and peace ... that which has no beginning and no end. And so, in this moment, bring your blessing to these rings to also be symbols of unity, of joining and of commitment. Grant that the love which Bride and Groom have for each other now may always be just this way. These are the rings that Bride and Groom will wear for the rest of their lives, that express the love that they have for one another. Let us take a moment and send our prayers, our thoughts and our love to these rings, so that as they wear them, they will carry our love with them as well. Andrew Davis:With this ring, I thee wed. [Andrew slides the ring to Sabrina’s finger and she looks like she may faint but holds on.] Sabrina Artois:With this ring, I thee wed. [Sabrina slides the ring to Andrew’s finger but is rocking a little and struggles to do it But finally does it.] Priest:At the beginning of this ceremony, two individual candles were lit as the couple at that time were individuals. To show recognition of their commitment to share a future, a vision, a dream under the watchful eye of God, they will light the center candle that symbolizes their love from this day forward. [Sabrina Artois and Andrew Davis stand facing each other holding hands.. Sabrina looks emotional like she may cry any moment through her veil. Andrew looks emotional but more calmer than Brie.] Priest:Sabrina and Andrew as the two of you have joined this marriage uniting as husband and wife, and as you this day affirm your faith and love for one another, I would ask that you always remember to cherish each other as special and unique individuals, that you respect the thoughts, ideas and suggestions of one another. Be able to forgive, do not hold grudges, and live each day that you may share it together - as from this day forward you shall be each other's home, comfort and refuge, your marriage strengthened by your love and respect. You have promised your love for each other by these vows, the giving of these rings and the joining of your hands, I now declare you to be husband and wife. Congratulations, you may kiss your Bride . [Huge cheer goes up from the spectators as Andrew smiles heartily and lifts up Sabrina’s veil Brie mouths the words “I am yours now.. And forever..” Sabrina closes her eyes and gets in close as does Andrew and they kiss.] Priest:I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Davis! [The couple still remain embraced in their kiss.] Jack Levinsky:They did it! Its official!! Sabrina Artois and Andrew Davis have tied the knot.. Congratulations.. Mazel Tov! I wish them both a long and happy existence.. Well until Brie gets the itch again! Linda Anderson:I don’t think that’s happening Jack. Sabrina and Andrew couldn’t be a more perfect match for each other. You could see it in Sabrina’s face just how overjoyed and overcome with genuine emotion she was. Jack Levinsky:Beautiful ceremony.. Beautiful moments all around.. This was truly the wedding of the e-wrestling world! Linda Anderson:I wish them both a long, happy, successful marriage! [Mendelssohn's Wedding March begins to play as Sabrina Davis and Andrew Davis finally break their long kiss and then hold each other’s hands up as their friends and family cheers them on. Sabrina runs up to her bridesmaids and hugs them all as Andrew does some fist bumps with his groomsmen Then finally clasp hands smiling toward each other and then walk down the aisle way. The groomsmen and bridesmaids recess as pairs.] Jack Levinsky:Everybody looked their best tonight.. From the bridesmaids, groomsmen on down to the sexy ushers and the Bride herself. And of course the groom! Linda Anderson:I'm being told we have some cameras in the back, Let's take you to them! [Then we shoot to outside as we see several white limos filling up with bridesmaids and groomsmen and low and behold the sun is actually SHINING in Montreal after the ceremony. Andrew Davis leads his Bride Sabrina out of the Basilica to throngs of well wishes and admirers who throw confetti at the couple. Sabrina and Andrew laugh while they run through the line.] Jack Levinsky:Sabrina and Andrew making their way outside of the Basilica towards Their waiting carriage drawn by four white horses! Linda Anderson:Sabrina is living out her childhood fantasty wedding today. She is overjoyed and so is her new husband Andrew. [A white carriage being pulled by four white horses with plumes on their heads is revealed. Andrew helps his new Bride enter the carriage while he enters himself. The horse carriage moves on the road as Sabrina waves from it. The horse leads the procession towards the reception hall.] Jack Levinsky:Wow.. Just wow. What a stellar Hollywood A-List wedding for two superstars the magnitude of Andrew Davis and Sabrina Artois. They’re both anxious to start their new life together as newlyweds! Linda Anderson:Yes Jack, They certainly belong together and deserve each other. My Congratulations to Sabrina and Andrew! May they both have a long prosperous Marriage! For Bravo, Lifetime and E! TV.. This has been the story book wedding of Sabrina Artois and Andrew Davis. Goodnight and thanks for joining us! [Naked Eyes’s “Always something there” plays as the credits roll with more of shots of the happy couple. Then we fade to a copyright 2013 “Green house Productions” logo.] (Reception in Part Two.. Tomorrow.. Thank you all for taking part in our e-wrestling ceremony.. Special thanks to each and every one of you who contributed. May you have a wonderful Holiday season! – J.G.) Edited by Sabrina Artois-Davis, Jan 20 2014, 03:45 PM.
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