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| Topic Started: Oct 19 2009, 10:42 PM (399 Views) | |
| Sock | Oct 19 2009, 10:42 PM Post #1 |
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blat blat mu'fukka
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fuck yeah i come online to fulfil duty of making wasted thread i have had too many shots tonight BASICALLY thwe ONLY rules to this thread is that you can only ost whilst intoxicated on whatever, posting whilst sober is both daft and silly and ruins the purpose of the thread. SO whats everyone up to this fine monday night?
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| ChickensAreMyFriend | Oct 19 2009, 10:45 PM Post #2 |
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Because I Can.. Fuckface!!
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Umm...Can I be classed as intoxicated on a good old sniffing of vicks inhaler? Still gettin over my large consumption of vodka and long island iced teas from last night.. We want a drunken story please Socky |
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I am not a dude... dude.. | |
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| Shanty | Oct 19 2009, 10:45 PM Post #3 |
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What if you are having a couple drinks right now and you still keep your shit together? That count? If not, i'll edit this post when i'm really buzzed. |
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| Sock | Oct 19 2009, 10:45 PM Post #4 |
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blat blat mu'fukka
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FUCK YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE WASTED |
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| Wobby | Oct 20 2009, 01:28 AM Post #5 |
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XxOXoXoXoxXXxOXoXx
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im pretty fucked up off of bendryl yo. |
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| Sock | Oct 22 2009, 10:21 PM Post #6 |
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blat blat mu'fukka
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deliriants are crazy man but im pretty fucked up i smoked too much and i took a mad salvia trip tonight off 35X and jesus christ that shit was crazy, also last night i was pure shit steaming drunk and i set a skip on fire hell yeah |
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| Clint Leastgood | Oct 23 2009, 09:56 AM Post #7 |
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Original Pirate Material
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I wish I was still in school. I would do shitloads more alcohol and drugs than I did. |
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Around ere we say birds, not bitches As London Bridge burns down, Brixton's burning up | |
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| Wobby | Oct 25 2009, 01:29 AM Post #8 |
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XxOXoXoXoxXXxOXoXx
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high off vics + 2 |
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| Sock | Oct 26 2009, 09:57 PM Post #9 |
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blat blat mu'fukka
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pure wasted women in my room, no fun, no fun. also wobby when you get high off benadryl are you like taking so much it makes you trip out? coz it sounds fun |
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| Shanty | Oct 27 2009, 08:11 PM Post #10 |
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Ah, it hurts! I had a bottle of vodka and a mix of shit the guy didn't tell me about. Help me.... i'm in fucking tears right now!!!! |
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| Clint Leastgood | Oct 27 2009, 10:06 PM Post #11 |
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I doubt many people can type that well after a bottle of vodka. I struggle to walk. I'm pretty stoned right now. Smoked out cars are baaaaaaaad. |
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Around ere we say birds, not bitches As London Bridge burns down, Brixton's burning up | |
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| Shanty | Oct 27 2009, 10:14 PM Post #12 |
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I drink a lot, first time for vodka. I poured a cup at a time. I should try smoking weed. Never smoked even a cigarette. I hear weed is the best drug. No bad side affects and its not adicitve. Gotta ask around for droll though. Edit: It wasn't just vodka, it was a mix of shit. I got it for 30 dollars, the guy is a proffessional bartender. He does side jobs but hes really good. Edited by Shanty, Oct 27 2009, 10:18 PM.
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| Shanty | Oct 27 2009, 10:23 PM Post #13 |
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Just poured another cup. I can feel it in my nose and my balls. Try drinking vodka after jacking off. Holy shit! :O. |
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| Wobby | Oct 28 2009, 07:10 AM Post #14 |
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i took em for allergies lol, but ya i did accidently take 4 cause i was pretty confused. Threw up and started to get real dizzy. |
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| Phil | Oct 28 2009, 10:36 AM Post #15 |
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Early mid-life crisis.
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Three white girls are sitting at a bar talking about sex when a HUGE black man walks in the door. One girl gets the courage to get up and walks over to the black guy, "Could you please come in the ladies room with me!". "'scuse me?" said the black man. "Well my girlfriends and I want to see if it's true what they say about black men". "Ok" he said. So he followed her into the ladies room; raped her, beat her up, and stole her purse. |
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