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the wasted thread
Topic Started: Oct 19 2009, 10:42 PM (399 Views)
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blat blat mu'fukka

fuck yeah i come online to fulfil duty of making wasted thread i have had too many shots tonight

BASICALLY thwe ONLY rules to this thread is that you can only ost whilst intoxicated on whatever, posting whilst sober is both daft and silly and ruins the purpose of the thread.

SO whats everyone up to this fine monday night? :piss:
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ChickensAreMyFriend
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Because I Can.. Fuckface!!

Umm...Can I be classed as intoxicated on a good old sniffing of vicks inhaler?

Still gettin over my large consumption of vodka and long island iced teas from last night..

We want a drunken story please Socky
I am not a dude... dude..

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Shanty
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What if you are having a couple drinks right now and you still keep your shit together? That count? If not, i'll edit this post when i'm really buzzed.
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blat blat mu'fukka

FUCK YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE WASTED
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Wobby
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XxOXoXoXoxXXxOXoXx

im pretty fucked up off of bendryl yo.
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blat blat mu'fukka

deliriants are crazy man but im pretty fucked up i smoked too much and i took a mad salvia trip tonight off 35X and jesus christ that shit was crazy, also last night i was pure shit steaming drunk and i set a skip on fire hell yeah
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I wish I was still in school. I would do shitloads more alcohol and drugs than I did.
Around ere we say birds, not bitches
As London Bridge burns down, Brixton's burning up
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Wobby
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XxOXoXoXoxXXxOXoXx

high off vics + 2
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blat blat mu'fukka

pure wasted women in my room, no fun, no fun.

also wobby when you get high off benadryl are you like taking so much it makes you trip out? coz it sounds fun
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Shanty
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Ah, it hurts! I had a bottle of vodka and a mix of shit the guy didn't tell me about. Help me.... i'm in fucking tears right now!!!!
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I doubt many people can type that well after a bottle of vodka. I struggle to walk.

I'm pretty stoned right now. Smoked out cars are baaaaaaaad.
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Shanty
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I drink a lot, first time for vodka. I poured a cup at a time.

I should try smoking weed. Never smoked even a cigarette. I hear weed is the best drug. No bad side affects and its not adicitve. Gotta ask around for droll though.

Edit: It wasn't just vodka, it was a mix of shit. I got it for 30 dollars, the guy is a proffessional bartender. He does side jobs but hes really good.
Edited by Shanty, Oct 27 2009, 10:18 PM.
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Just poured another cup. I can feel it in my nose and my balls. Try drinking vodka after jacking off. Holy shit! :O.
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Wobby
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Oct 26 2009, 09:57 PM
pure wasted women in my room, no fun, no fun.

also wobby when you get high off benadryl are you like taking so much it makes you trip out? coz it sounds fun
i took em for allergies lol, but ya i did accidently take 4 cause i was pretty confused. Threw up and started to get real dizzy.
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Early mid-life crisis.

Three white girls are sitting at a bar talking about sex when a HUGE black man walks in the door.

One girl gets the courage to get up and walks over to the black guy, "Could you please come in the ladies room with me!". "'scuse me?" said the black man. "Well my girlfriends and I want to see if it's true what they say about black men". "Ok" he said.

So he followed her into the ladies room; raped her, beat her up, and stole her purse.
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